In Jujutsu High, I Just Want to Drop Out - Part 3

Sever all possible connections and isolate everyone in one go!

This way, when facing any future crises of expulsion or demerits, these classmates would definitely be motivated to focus their firepower and pile on the misfortune, greatly increasing his chances of successfully dropping out.

Furthermore, there was a reason why Bai Lan chose Salted Fish Eyes as his "criminal target."

His intuition told Bai Lan that this seemingly ordinary Salted Fish Eyes seemed to hide something very dangerous.

He felt that this Salted Fish Eyes was very similar to the giant viper he had encountered in the Amazon jungle, but seemed even more dangerous.

This guy probably shouldn't be in a place like this.

Therefore, Bai Lan planned to test the other party.

If the other party was indeed a dangerous element, Bai Lan could "take them down with him" without any psychological burden.

3. Ayanokoji Kiyotaka: I'm a tsundere, the very ordinary kind.

Bai Lan looked up and said, "Are you sure this is your seat?"

Salted Fish Eyes: "It's mine."

Bai Lan: "Your seat is good, but now it's mine."

Hearing this, Salted Fish Eyes didn't get excited, he just asked, "I'd like to know, what would a normal person do when their seat is snatched like this?"

Bai Lan: "What would I do? If it were mine, I definitely wouldn't stand for it."

Come on!

Expose your true nature!

Lose your temper!

It's best to fight!

Make a scene.

Then, let's both get expelled!

Also, among the "choose one of two" advance rewards, Bai Lan chose [Overlord Body].

Although luck is important, compared to ephemeral luck, Bai Lan felt that tangible power was more reassuring.

Moreover, he had designed many combat plans for dropping out, and many of these "combat plans" required a strong body as capital to complete.

With a strong body, dropping out would become much simpler.

Not to mention anything else, his dozens of dropout plans inevitably involved things that would attract hatred, and doing too much of that could easily lead to him being ambushed.

Although he had honed some decent fighting skills during his years wandering outside.

But it was rumored that this school had recruited all sorts of geniuses, and there might very well be "fighting" geniuses among them.

He was afraid that after offending everyone, he wouldn't be able to win.

If he were beaten into the hospital, causing him to miss the written examination, and then be expelled for failing the exam, his [Invincible Luck] would be gone!

Bai Lan, sixteen years old, afraid of school violence.

With [Overlord Body], it would be different.

Under the enhancement of [Overlord Body], he felt like a little Superman; even if he couldn't win, at least he wouldn't be beaten into the hospital and wouldn't delay the exam.

Well, then everything would be fine...

Sixteen years old, afraid of not enough school violence.

Let's fight!

The result was that Bai Lan's expectations were dashed.

Salted Fish Eyes remained very calm: "Since that's the case, I can't stand it either, but then what?"

Bai Lan: "What then?"

Salted Fish Eyes: "After I can't stand it, what should I do?"

Bai Lan: ???

Looking at the other party's appearance, as if they had just arrived in this world for the first time and knew nothing.

Bai Lan felt like he had punched cotton.

Bai Lan sighed: "What's your name? What kind of monster are you? Are you perhaps a spirit who has just taken human form and is walking among mortals for the first time?"

Salted Fish Eyes: "My name is Ayanokoji Kiyotaka, I'm an ordinary high school student, I just haven't had many friends in the past and don't know how to interact with people."

Bai Lan: "Ordinary... forget it, Koji, I'm actually doing this for your own good."

Ayanokoji tilted his head: "Koji? What do you mean, for my own good?"

"This seat isn't suitable for you."

"Huh? What does that mean?" Ayanokoji looked bewildered.

Bai Lan: "I could tell long ago, you're actually a tsundere."

Ayanokoji: "You figured that out? But what is a tsundere?"

Bai Lan: "It's like you bought expensive underwear and are wearing it. It's something shameful, yet you can't resist the urge to show it off. You subtly reveal a corner of it now and then, worried someone might see it, but also worried no one will see it..."

Ayanokoji remained blank-faced.

Bai Lan: "To put it plainly: you think you're actually very capable, and you also think 'I'm too strong, I need to seal myself.' So you want to pretend to be an ordinary person, but you're actually unwilling to be lonely and can't help but deliberately reveal clues now and then that 'I'm not ordinary, I'm actually very strong.' You're both afraid of people discovering your extraordinariness and afraid of appearing too ordinary, unable to let others feel your exceptional, superhuman qualities..."

Ayanokoji felt that what the other person said seemed to be right, but he didn't want to admit he was "extraordinary." Just as he was about to reject this notion...

Bai Lan: "Don't be shy, your thoughts are very ordinary!"

Hearing Bai Lan affirm his "ordinariness," Ayanokoji subconsciously nodded: "Yes, you're right. I'm a tsundere, the very ordinary kind."

Then, Bai Lan said with an arrogant air, as if he knew everything: "However, being ordinary just right is ordinary. Being too ordinary is 'extraordinary.' Your expression, your demeanor, are already 'ordinary' enough. And sitting in a corner will make you even more extraordinarily ordinary, making you no longer ordinary. It's like if you got a very ordinary score on a test; that's ordinary. But if you got the same score on every test, that wouldn't be ordinary!"

"Huh? That's not ordinary? For example, getting exactly 50 on all subjects, just barely passing."

"Ridiculous! Back then, I deliberately scored 44 on five subjects to fool my family and avoid being admitted to this strange school. If you also 'happened' to get the same score on five subjects, any discerning person would know you're causing trouble, right? How is that ordinary?"

"Is that so?" Ayanokoji mused, then asked: "You seem to be an expert on 'ordinariness.' How should I, as an ordinary tsundere, act?"

"You've come to the right person!" Bai Lan smiled confidently: "I am indeed an expert on ordinari-ness! After all, I am too sunny, too dazzling, so I desperately need to use this 'ordinary' attribute of a marginal position to neutralize my own radiance. As for you, you are already dim and unremarkable, yet you sit in this marginal corner. You will become so dim that you'll turn black, as black as a black hole, and ironically become conspicuous. Therefore, I'm swapping my seat with you, lowering your degree of ordinariness from excessively ordinary to closer to normally ordinary. Be grateful for my great kindness!"

Ayanokoji: "Thank you, Ordinary Teacher! Ordinary Teacher, what's your name? I'll find your seat."

"My name is Bai Lan. You can call me by my name; 'Ordinary Teacher' sounds unpleasant."

"Okay, Ordinary Teacher, thank you, Ordinary Teacher. Please continue to guide me in the future until I become as ordinary as you, Ordinary Teacher."

With that, Ayanokoji went to find Bai Lan's seat.

Bai Lan: "..."

Bai Lan felt like he had been insulted.

As expected, this guy is a tsundere.

A few minutes later.

"Alright, I've found the Ordinary Teacher's seat. We've completed the seat swap, but I have a question..."

Ayanokoji sat in Bai Lan's original seat and turned to look at Bai Lan, who was sitting directly behind him in Ayanokoji's original seat. He said, "Wasn't your original seat right in front of mine? Your seat was also on the edge?!"

Bai Lan: "Uh... things are relative. At least it's a little better than before; it still has some effect, haha~"

As Bai Lan laughed, he suddenly remembered his original intention.

I was clearly planning to put the whole class in their place, how did I end up having a comedy routine with this tsundere?

4. This person has a problem!

No more talking! What if we get attached later? He's going to drop out. Useless emotions only add to the sadness of parting. This is the experience I've gained over the years.

No, I need to find another opportunity. I must give them a show of force today!

Thinking of this, Bai Lan's smiling face instantly turned cold.

Ayanokoji: ???

We were talking so well, what's wrong now? The outside world is so complicated. But even so, I still don't want to go back to the White House.

Freedom tastes so good~

Ayanokoji thought to himself.

At this moment, someone interjected.

"Sitting on the edge, how is that ordinary?"

The comedy duo turned their heads towards the voice.