[Don't you think this approach is no different from hiding one's ears and stealing the bell, or burying one's head in the sand when an ostrich encounters danger? ]
"What's going on?" While bickering, he turned over on the tree. Cherry blossoms were floating on the heads of pedestrians from above. At this moment, Ash, who was full of lazy dog vibes, stretched greatly. "Ha - after all, this is their world, their enemies, things they will definitely face, I already said I don't want to be a nanny."
After all, I chose to put my hope in Mirai to them and give it a try. What do you think?
[Then what do you want to do? ]
"I finally understand this world so far." Ash said with a hint of exhaustion in his tone.
I finally understood why I was not as keen on causing trouble as I was in the first two worlds.
When he faced them before, his various expedient behaviors made him think that he had become weak, but he didn't understand it until now.
I am not getting weaker, I am tired.
Just like when the Dark Echo in my body overflows, it will start to cause harm to my body. In the first two worlds, the nutrition of my soul has been filled to the full, and now is the time when the "Sage's Time" takes effect.
And once he doesn't want to cause trouble and has some free time, Ash will want someone to take care of him and sleep with him.
Tired, exhausted, rotten, with no hope of survival.
"Ah... I'm tired, I'm really tired." Ash yawned again. "I must reward myself this time."
I've been working hard to be a villain and cause trouble for so long, but I still can't be a relaxed beautiful girl fighting big monsters. Why don't I just sleep and enjoy it?
[award? ]
"You said that I have done trouble so many times, and this time it is rare that I am tired and cannot enjoy it." Ash put his hands under his head and said casually, "Anyway, Dark Echo grows naturally... Speaking of?"
Are you less and less urging me to collect Dark Echo like before? What's wrong? The system can also change its nature?
[If you say you don't want to be a nanny and still want to enjoy it, then I have a suggestion. ]
While interrupting Ash's words, Ash was also stunned by the text that popped up on the panel.
[You can ask them to be your nannies. ]
Chapter 93 Nanny? marry!
Ash, who disliked living alone all the time as being too homely, didn't even bother to rent a house, turned over on the cherry blossom tree that carried his own weight and made an overwhelming sound.
"Ha, be a nanny? You are thinking a little bit wrong." Ash raised his eyebrows. Recently, the more user-friendly system has spent more and more time chatting with him. "Let's not talk about whether these idiots are good at this kind of thing... That blue woman seems to be okay, but tell me, how can I let them be my nanny?"
Thinking about the feeling of having people serve me before... it's really quite good~ After all, the bad guy has to sit on the dark throne with the skull and let the maids in revealing clothes serve him well to be considered a dark villain. Although a few of them didn't know what was going on, they just refused to wear the clothes I provided.
Speaking of which, I don't know what's happening to Rikka, Arisu and Yuri now. Will you still cry when you think of me?
Ash chuckled and shook his head.
I don't think about it anymore. After all, they survived such a difficult battle. I was worried too much. After what I have experienced and cried once, they will only continue to stand up strong.
[According to analysis...]
After reading the screen with a burst of loading... on the panel, a bunch of weird statistical and post-analysis data actually appeared on the system panel. These data also supported an answer.
[After getting married, the probability of having your wife take care of you as a nanny is 228%]
[The easiest way to achieve your goal is to marry one or all of them. ]
When a man's looks and abilities are 98% higher than the average of his peers, women's tolerance for his childishness will be more than 90% higher than that of his peers, and the desire to take care of him after developing a special emotion called "maternity" is... As soon as these words were typed, they were all deleted by the system before Ash could see them.
"Hahaha——"
Ash This time it was finally day school for the bastard. He couldn't live in school anymore. His hearty laughter scared the passers-by below. When he looked up and saw the shadow above his head, he was even more frightened and ran away crawling.
"You are surprisingly good at telling jokes! I didn't even realize it~" Ash, who kept laughing, quickly wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers. "How about I take you with me next time, and how about we go perform cartoons with the president of the Android robot to comfort everyone?"
[I don't think there's any problem, I'm serious. ]
"I'm serious too." Ash shook his head. He didn't agree, approve, or believe this kind of thing.
First of all, deep down in his heart, he hates marriage and does not trust the marriage relationship at all.
Marry someone else and become a family relationship? The so-called love between two people as husband and wife, and the child that is the fruit of love? Sorry, the past has made him hate this kind of thing.
Let's talk about it again.
"Marrying? Who? Me? Are you kidding? I don't think this is funny at all."
Who wants to marry me?
Ash was indeed amused by his own words again.
"Even if Belial is married, if I find a stepmother for him, I don't think I will get married one day~"
"..."
Shaking slightly as his body was rubbed by the material he was not used to, Ash still found it difficult to adapt to the black and white kimono he was wearing.
But at this moment, in this rather simple and solemn shrine, under the attention of countless cameras, a girl wearing pure white traditional clothes was sitting face to face with him.
The golden Buddha statue enshrined in the shrine was watching them as usual. In the melodious traditional music, the red and white priestess as the abbot gently waved the Gohei in her hand, performing a blessing ceremony for him and the girl sitting opposite him.
While Gohei was waving, the man's gaze couldn't help but cast towards the girl sitting opposite him. The solemn and beautiful Shiromuku covered most of her face, with only a slightly pursed cherry-colored thin lip exposed. The light and full luster exuded a pure and seductive aura.
The man opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
So, how did this happen?
Things must start from the beginning of Pangu... Ahem!
The story started half a week ago, when Miyuki and Nanairogaoka Academy followed Hoshizora Miyuki and another transfer student came.
"Hello everyone, my name is Sakagami Ayumi."
Writing her name on the blackboard with chalk, the girl named Ayumi quickly turned around and bowed to the classmates who cast curious glances at her.
"Due to my parents' job change, I will transfer to the Nanairogaoka Academy starting today. I hope to become new friends with you all... Please give me your advice in the future!"
In fact, Ayumi doesn't have much confidence in making friends. After all, she transferred into the class after most of the semester and was about to go on summer vacation. Does she, an outsider, really have a chance to integrate in?
I hope I can make friends right away... The brown twin ponytails behind the praying girl's back swayed slightly as if to confirm her nervousness.
"Hey, Miyuki."
Akane, who was sitting next to Miyuki, carefully poked Mi0yuki, whose eyes were shining brightly. "He's a transfer student like you, and he transferred in at this time. It's really rare."
"Sakagami-san just came to our school recently, and we need someone to introduce her to her." The teacher standing on the podium issued the task at this time. "Is there any classmate who would like to take Sakagami-san to get acquainted with him?"
"Me, me, me!" Miyuki happily raised his hands high. "Me!"
"Hey!" Miyuki took the initiative to get down from his seat, and Miyuki grabbed her hand under Ayumi's surprised expression. "Welcome to Seven-Colored Hill, this is a great place, let me show you around it!"
"Let's be good friends!"
Ayumi's wish really came true.
Transferring to another school was not as scary as she thought. With the enthusiastic help of Miyuki, who was running around, the girl quickly integrated into the class and became good friends with Miyuki, whom she was fascinated by.
Thinking of this, and seeing the five people laughing and joking home together, discussing which library they should go to this time, Ayumi mustered up the courage to come up and talk to Miyuki.
"Well, thank you for helping me, Hoshikora-kun!"
"You're welcome. Actually, I'm also a transfer student here." Miyuki's natural words surprised Ayumi. "It's the same as today. I can integrate into everyone with the help of Akane, Yayoi and the others, so I have to help you too. If you want to thank me, thank you all."
Ayumi, who felt that he was truly accepted, had the same sincere expression on his face as Miyuki.
"Thank you everyone! You are such good people~" Ayumi, who was able to chat with everyone naturally, smiled and sent out the invitation.
"In that case, in return, do you want to come and play with me at my sister's wedding ceremony on Sunday?"
Chapter 94 The person you like?
"Wow - that's amazing!"
After passing through the crowd of celebrations and arriving in front of the tall and majestic cathedral, the girls opened their mouths in surprise.
They were surrounded by people celebrating and laughing, everyone was wearing beautiful clothes, delicious snacks from Huayou, and white pigeons flying in the sky "cooing". Except for the camera that looked like a director's set, everything here was exactly as they imagined the beautiful wedding to look like.
"It's amazing!" After following Ayumi here, the girls who were dazzled felt that their eyes were not enough. "Is this where the wedding is held? It's great! It's just like the scene on TV!"
"Haha~" Ayumi smiled happily at everyone's reaction. "This is actually on TV."
"When Ayumi said TV, did you mean the story inside? That's great~ Just like the end of a fairy tale, the protagonists who defeated the evil witch often walked into the palace of marriage and lived happily ever after." Miyuki, who didn't understand it correctly and thought she was talking about fairy tales with him, looked around more happily, as if he was looking for something. "Where is the prince? Where is the prince riding the white horse?"
"Miyuki, what you said are just fairy tales." Looking at everyone falling into romantic fantasy, Reika, who was a little funny, patted his friend on the shoulder and gave a kind reminder. "The real prince probably wouldn't ride by here on a white horse."
"Ah, it's a horse that appears!"
"Eh?" Yayoi's sudden voice startled Reika. When he quickly looked towards the place where the voice was pointing, he saw a scene in the distance of a cowboy riding a horse and holding a lasso, galloping across the desert.
"No, this is not a prince but a cowboy!" Akane couldn't help but complain, and everyone who reacted continued to look around, only to see more things from other "worlds" elsewhere.
There were figures riding bicycles passing by on the country roads of Showa in the last century. It looked like the quaint streets of the Edo period were full of people wearing traditional clothes. On the other side, there was a miniature city model where mechanical beasts were raging. On the other side, under the swimming pool that opened in the middle, a person-high Mazinger Z was hoisted up from below by Wia.
"This, what is this!"
The place not far away was a completely different environment. The huge changes around them made them dizzy, and they couldn't stop looking around.
"This is a movie city used for filming movies." Ayumi, who stood up and seemed to be satisfied with everyone's surprised faces, continued to explain to everyone with a smile. "Because my sister is a staff member who is filming an urban drama here. When they heard the news that they were getting married, the director team simply lent us the original filming location for the wedding. It was also a rehearsal for the content to be filmed later."
It's rare to be able to borrow such a great venue to hold a wedding ceremony, so I wanted to bring my friends with me.
"Ah!" Akane, with a look of understanding on her face and a light bulb lighting up above her head, tapped her right hand with her left hand. "No wonder you said it was on TV, that's what you meant!"
"I thought you were saying that the people on TV jumped into reality, hahaha~!"
Not to mention, after hearing Akane's words, Reika inexplicably thought of the deep purple dragon Rider, and couldn't help but frowned.
Speaking of the TV world...Ash is Kamen Rider. Isn't Kamen Rider also the Sunday morning TV show? Could it be that Ash actually jumped out of the TV?
As the think tank of the team, Aoki Reika, who has always ranked first in his grade, has been a smart person since he was a child, but no matter how smart his brain is, he can't find the answer from this.
But this Kamen Rider...Kamen Rider is obviously a children's program, so why are there such "distorted" people when it appears in the real world?
Reika, whose life goal is to walk on the "right path", is Ash who has never been accustomed to such "heretics".
"Wow, although it's not a place like X-Eei or the studio in O Valley, these things are just as awesome!" Yayoi's joyful shout interrupted Reika's thinking. Her heart was completely attracted by the Iron King movie on the other side. Yayoi, with shining eyes, nodded together with the others, indicating that she was really in the right place.
"The bride is here." After noticing the white wedding car that brought the bride, Reika's reminder drew everyone's attention again. Seeing the beautiful woman in a white wedding dress being led out by the bridesmaid, Ayumi quickly said goodbye to everyone and ran towards the bride waving her hands!
"Sister!"
The bride wearing tulle hair is smiling towards this side, and her beautiful and touching look almost makes the heart of a romantic girl start to tremble.
Wearing a beautiful wedding dress and getting married in a beautiful church with the one you love is naturally extremely romantic for young girls who love youthful fantasies.
If I were the bride... would I also become happy?
"It's so beautiful..." Miyuki leaned on the railing that separated the red carpet and expressed her heartfelt admiration in line with everyone's sentiments.
"That's great, bride and stuff."
"Isn't it too early for us?"
Although Nao complained, the longing in her eyes had already revealed her true thoughts.
I would like to ask, which girl has not dreamed of being paired with the person she loves in such a beautiful place? The groom in formal attire held the bride's hand and walked into the bustling church.
"Speaking of which, do you have anyone you like?" He followed into the church and chatted with everyone about this topic while walking. "For example, the neighbor's brother? Or those boys in the class who have good motor skills, good grades and good looks?"
"As long as they are handsome and powerful superheroes and robots, Yayoi likes them all!"
"The person I like..." When she was thinking, the scene where she took the initiative to hug Ash in the universe appeared in Akane's mind.
Wait, why was my expression so gentle at that time! And I actually took the initiative to hug such a big man... Isn't this a bit too exciting for us?!
The color like the blush of the sun appeared on the cheeks that were covered by Akane herself.
"The person I like probably doesn't have..." Just as Reika was about to shake her head politely, the scene on the other side of the church on the street full of Edo period flavor made her freeze in place for a moment.
The wooden window on the second floor shattered, and a man dressed as a ronin fell from it... No, it was another man who stabbed downwards with a sword. After this man stabbed him with the sword under his arm, the man screamed in pain and fell to the cushioned street.
The man stood up from the ground, his blue and white feathers blown by the wind behind his back. The first thing he saw was his hairstyle with a slicked back. A few strands of hair on his forehead were pulled down to hide his extremely cold expression. His cool action of shaking the sword blade to the side was engraved in the girl's blue pupils.
She knew that man.
"Ash...?"