How can a bad person say that he is a bad person?
"You... deliberately made Ayumi angry?" Reika's eyes glanced at him. "In order to prevent her from being an ordinary person getting involved."
"I've said it before, I'm not interested in being a babysitter. Unless she turns into a devilish figure and dates me when she's ten years older, then I'd still be interested."
Ash is happy.
"Dirty!"
Reika is angry again.
Chapter 101 Will rhetoric be useful?
"Please don't mind your own business, this has nothing to do with the rest of you!"
When they found the bride who had taken off her wedding dress, they were rejected as expected. When the originally kind-hearted young woman knew their purpose, her face suddenly changed and she wanted to drive them away.
Ah... it was such a strong sense of déjà vu. Ash couldn't help but sigh as sand blew through his eyes.
"But!" Ayumi looked at her sister who had abandoned her veil, her wet eyes becoming more and more pitiful. "Didn't you agree that you and your brother-in-law will live happily together in the future?"
Thinking of Ash's previous nonsense, Ayumi, who did not dare to think too much, shook his head repeatedly. I just want my sister to be the gentle sister she once was. Is there anything wrong with that?
"But my sister has no intention of getting married for anyone else." Although she felt sorry for the moisture in Ayumi's eyes, she had no intention of being soft-hearted. "As a woman, I just want to live the life I like, and I have no plans to become anyone's wife now."
I don't know why, but now I have no interest in loving that person at all.
"This-"
Even though they knew it might be Tragedy Kingdom who was involved, the girls who looked at me and I still felt sincerely troubled. After all, Pretty Cure can move mountains, but it can't handle housework. It's hard for outsiders like them to say anything.
"That's good!" Unlike others, he did not refuse at all, but affirmed Ash. Under the shocked eyes of others, took the initiative to greet the bride-to-be. "Miss, if you write what you just said in a letter to Women's Weekly, they will definitely put you on the front page, believe me."
"It is true that you cannot enjoy life happily if you are not with the person you like."
As soon as he finished speaking, someone's eyes flashed thoughtfully next to him.
Ash, who transformed into a slutty warrior, smiled evilly, and placed one hand on her shoulder in the trembling pupils of Ayumi and the others.
"But it's a pity that your beauty is buried like this. Why, how about you come with me and enjoy your new life happily?"
Aha, I'll use my charm here——
"Not interested."
"I'm not a geisha on TV. Mr. Samurai, please respect yourself!"
This time, the person whose hand was thrown away became the slutty warrior Ash. The woman shook her hair and left the wedding place coolly.
"Ah, sister!" Calling her sister's name, Ayumi quickly chased after her, leaving behind Ash who looked in disbelief.
"That's impossible."
"Ash-sensei~" With a forced smile, the others didn't know whether to scold or comfort him who was mumbling to himself.
"I didn't respond to the sweet talk skills that ▇▇▇▇ and ▇▇▇ taught me. It's impossible!"
In the past, when I tried it on other Pretty Cure, it was obviously very successful, especially when I always succeeded in playing a prank and thought I was tempted and got angry and beat me!
"Destroy it, there is no love in that woman's heart anymore..." At some point Ash ran to the wall and kept leaning against the wall with his head and mumbling. He also used the handle of the knife to press the paint on the wall little by little.
"Where should we complain..." Led by Akane, whose mouth was twitching, and Reika, who was about to call the police, there were very abstract and embarrassing black lines falling behind the others.
What kind of venting of petty anger is this, and do you think it's normal not to have a woman who is obsessed with you?!
"Is there anything strange?"
"Your name is inappropriate!"
"This is because you don't understand, Xiaozhi~" Ash waggled his fingers and spoke out his secrets in the face of everyone's increasingly bad looks without caring.
"So-called women, whether they are girls who are still dreaming about fairy tales or super ancient resentful women, as long as they see the right man, their eyes will light up and they will turn into young girls!"
The theory that I have established together with everyone is absolutely correct!
"We don't want to know about such a thing, huh?!"
Qian loudly interrupted Ash's inexplicable pride. Miyuki, who was also inexplicably dissed, lowered his head in aggrieved manner and pointed his fingers at himself.
The girl felt indignant in her heart. Is this person here to help or to cause trouble?
If you were to ask Ash, he would probably say that he was here to fish.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
On the other side, deep in the dark and dark Tragedy Kingdom castle, there were bursts of crying. When the numb werewolf Wolfurun followed the sound, what he saw was Akaoni sitting in front of the TV, crying.
"What are you doing Akaoni, you guy, you were beaten to tears by Kamen Rider!?"
"That's not true, look at this!"
Following the ghost clan's thick hands, Wolfurun also saw the picture on the TV, which seemed to be a man and a woman sadly parting.
["No - Yanzi, Yanzi, how can I live without you!"]
"To be like this after being abandoned by love, this is too much!" Akaoni, who was shedding exaggerated tears, squeezed the Kanabo in his hand and said fiercely. "There is no benefit in falling in love at all, so I want to break up all the couples in the world!"
Let's put aside Akaoni's ambitions for now. The first thing we want to introduce here is the business changes of the Tragedy Kingdom.
Their original plan to invade the world as cadres was to use Tragedy Energy to spread a barrier around the world, causing everyone to fall into despair about their own tragic ending, and then collect more Tragedy Energy to resurrect their invincible "Tragedy Emperor Pierrot".
Even if you encounter Pretty Cure, you only need to send the clowns to fight. It doesn't matter even if you fail. Tragedy Energy has been collected anyway, and the resurrection of the adult is proceeding steadily. Don't let a small victory fail to win.
But, ever since that Kamen Rider appeared, this has not been the case... because he knows how to waist it!
As soon as you open the barrier, people will find where you are, and then use all kinds of methods that Tragedy Kingdom would call stupid to steal your money. In the end, even Tragedy Energy will be swept away by them. This is a big loss, and you will lose money! The loser has never been happy lately.
As a result, they have recently changed their policy. Instead of expanding the barrier, they will specifically collect high-purity Tragedy Energy specifically to kill and kill someone. For example, in this battle, it can be said to be a gratifying harvest!
"After sucking away the passionate love of those women at the wedding, Tragedy Energy was born from the disappointment and despair of other people, but it was about to awaken Emperor Pierrot, haha!"
The extremely proud Akaoni showed off his plan to Wolfurun, not mentioning that it was a plan he copied from Super Sentai's movie yesterday.
"As long as they don't want to get married, Tragedy Energy will continue to grow, no children will be born, everyone will become old people, and eventually they will have no descendants!"
Love, the wrong feeling, is such a boring thing!
Chapter 102 A Little Marriage War
I don't know why, but everyone just feels that this problem has not been solved at all, and it is still just spinning in circles.
"So - what's going on?!"
Not getting the answer, Akane rubbed her short orange hair irritably, wishing she could jump to the Tragedy Kingdom's hometown immediately, grab that Piero, slap him twice, and let him tell her what was going on.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Anyway, I'm just a stupid girl who can only daydream about fairy tales..."
On the other side, Miyuki, who was lying on the table with a flat face, was still exhaling out of breath, as if he was still very concerned about the previous evaluation of Ash.
"I said, haven't you already guessed what's going on?" Ash nodded without caring about the disdainful looks from others. "Anyway, it must be Tragedy Kingdom's fault again, but the picture is indeed the same as Mirai's."
After this unexpected encounter in the movie city, Ash, in order to verify one thing again, is deliberately following the prophecy of Dark Sword Tsukuyomi and doing exactly the same thing as the prophecy.
So far, except for the small deviation that Reika survived his malicious spread, the other parts are all correct word for word.
He saw their growth, so he no longer chose to have his own way in this world, but tried to give hope to them.
So, will the result of the already predetermined direction of Mirai remain unchanged? Still...
Ash said that he is waiting to see.
"In this case, wouldn't it be nice to find a way to find the enemy and defeat him?"
"It's so easy to say, but the enemy is hiding from us. The problem is how to find Tragedy Kingdom..."
Pretty Cures who have never done this before are in trouble. In the past, as long as they saw Tragedy Energy's reaction there, they just had to transform and beat up the clown monster and then purify it. But like now, it's really annoying to have to hide and seek with the enemy!
"When that thread escaped, neither we nor Zhi were able to catch up with it. I'm afraid it would be very difficult to track it." Even Akane and Nao, who were both strong athletes, shook their heads. "If we transform, I'm afraid that by the time it's completed, the enemy will have already run away. Unless we can get the owner of the thread to take the initiative to approach us... is there no other way?"
"Ah!" While everyone was in distress, Yayoi, whose head was lit up with light bulbs, flashed with lightning on the back of his head, and his eyes lit up.
"I've seen this episode!"
Isn't this a classic part of a tokusatsu drama?
As if the girl was afraid that others wouldn't notice her, she kept jumping up and waving left and right to attract everyone's attention. Then when many eyes were focused on her, she shrank back a little shyly.
"That... monster that attacks weddings and couples, I've seen the same thing on TV."
With everyone looking at her expectantly, the girl spoke her thoughts weakly.
"Generally speaking, if this kind of conspiracy is aimed at couples, then you only need to have the team members pretend to be newlyweds for the wedding ceremony, and then you can take this opportunity to catch the hiding enemies and defeat them!"
"This is a great idea!" Miyuki, whose eyes were shining with stars, waved his hands up and down exaggeratedly. "Then do it!"
"Well... but." Yayoi's voice became lower and lower, and finally became as quiet as the buzz of mosquitoes. "We don't have any team members..."
Miyuki jumped for joy and everyone's expressions of joy froze. If you think about it carefully, it really makes sense... They can't go to a place where they are getting married, right? Not to mention whether he can be found or not, if he is not the target of the attack, even if he catches the enemy, he can still escape as easily as he did with Ayumi earlier.
Besides, how can a few of us students do something like marriage... Wait, there seems to be someone else here who is not a student!
Gradually, everyone's eyes were focused on Ronin Ash.
"Well... I can talk to the director and ask him if he can lend us a wedding set." In response to everyone's expectant gazes, Ash stretched out his hand and there was a burst of Khan's troops. "Okay, I name you Miyuki as my husband, and I name you as my wife. You two should get married immediately where you are!"
"Yes - that's not right!!!" The hands that the two people had just raised were immediately taken down, and several people blushed and approached Ash and shouted loudly.
"What do you mean by getting married on the spot? You are talking to us so cheaply!" As if he was insulted, he hugged the equally pitiful Miyuki next to him and protested loudly to Ash. "And why are we husband and wife? How can we get married when we are both women!"
"Ah, can't you?" Ash scratched his head and thought about it carefully. He really hadn't thought about this aspect of the story. "Anyway, we are going to fish and enforce the law. Can't we just tie it up casually?"
"How can you get married casually! Besides, girls can't marry girls!" Miyuki was so ashamed that he punched Ash's chest with his small fist. "Even if you said you don't like it, this is not such a cheap thing - Ash, you idiot who doesn't understand people's hearts! Baga! Baga! Baga!"
How can I let you talk nonsense about such an important matter?
"Okay, okay, stop arguing!"
After persuading Miyuki, everyone's attention focused on Ash again. The rosy luster on his cheeks revealed their mood. They also realized one thing. Not only was he the only one here who could get the wedding scene, but he was also the only man.
Wait, this means... it's not good, you can't think about it in detail, your brain will explode if you think about it again!
As for Ash's opinion... what does he think? He really didn't have any special views on things like marriage other than a slight disgust. From the scene that had not completely faded from his memory, his biggest interest in attending other people's weddings was the fun of throwing cakes in the faces of the bride and groom.
But looking at the five guys in front of me who can fry eggs on their foreheads and whose souls are about to fly to the sky... do you women like wearing wedding dresses so much?
There is no other way, so just continue to do what you have set out to do, right?
Hitting his forehead with his fingers as he felt a headache, Ash fiddled with the lining of his clothes for a while, and under the nervous eyes of the girls, he took out five sticks, four long and one short, and pinched them together.
"Then let it be like this, come and draw, and the one who wins will be my wife."
"Ah... ah? Ah!"
Thump thump thump——
As soon as Ash said these extremely ambiguous and irresponsible words, the eyes of the five people were firmly fixed on the five wooden sticks in his hand, as if they symbolized something extraordinary.
Chapter 103 The bride, is it me?
Looking at the five wooden picks in front of them, the girls put their hands in mid-air, undecided.
Even if he knew it was a fake acting, no matter how easy it was for Ash to say it, no matter how he said it, it still had to be taken seriously - cheering up again, some of the five people who didn't know what they were thinking, stretched out their hands with an inexplicable sense of mission.
My turn, draw!
"Ah——!"
"..."
"Really, is it really fake?"
Looking at the short stick that was trembling after being pinched by the girl Juanxiu's fingers, Ash smiled and said nothing. Through Dark Sword's prophecy, he already knew what the answer would be, but this answer was still too exciting for the person involved.