"As expected of my Pretty Cure... but."
Ash held the system in his arms and looked at the smiling glasses man opposite with full suspicion.
"Is it really okay for you to just break the fourth wall casually like this? Readers hate plots like this the most, right?"
"It's okay!" The wandering soul of Zhazhazha pushed up his glasses. "This time it's [Christmas Special] that corresponds to real life. It has nothing to do with the main text or the extras. It's just for fun, so it's okay!"
"Then what do you, the author, want to do when you come to see your characters?"
You're not going to ask me to perform something where "Kamen Rider" died on the spot at Christmas, right?
"Of course it is!"
Seeing the system matching the red and white coat brought to the table, Ash was a little dumbfounded.
"Today you will be Santa Claus and send gifts to Pretty Cure!"
(Precure objects are all determined by dice)
"Huh?!"
"Of course, the gifts are all chosen by the readers of this book!"
Saying that, Wandering Soul handed Ash a pocket from Doraemon.
(All gifts are also determined by the objects of the dice)
"Ah!?"
"By the way, there's one more thing!" Said, Wandering Soul fumbled in his pocket for a while, and pulled out Amanogawa Kirara who was eating donuts. At this moment, he was suddenly confused again.
"This is Kirara-chan, who continues to gain popularity among the fans! It's also Cure Twinkle (Cure Twinkle)!"
"She will be your reindeer today and come with you to distribute gifts!"
"No, no, no!" The girl hurriedly stuffed the remaining donuts into her mouth and almost choked. "I was still scolding him for the strange gift in the last chapter, and now he appoints me to be his reindeer. What's going on?"
Are you mistaken? Even if this is a novel about falling in love with Pretty Cure, the plot between me and him has not been revealed yet!
"It's okay, it's all a matter of time! Ash is a person who likes all Pretty Cure likes herself!"
"You are a person who only thinks about yourself."
So, Ash as "Santa Claus" and Amanogawa Kirara as the "reindeer" embarked on the process of distributing gifts to everyone!
Even if it is Ash... no, it should be Santa Claus=Ash, I can feel the corners of my mouth twitching at this moment.
Really...
Is it really okay?
Of course no problem!
"Wuhu~"
Sitting in the sleigh driven by Cure Twinkle pulling the reins, Ash slid through several 360° circles in mid-air and made a loud sound.
"I am a famous model after all. Why do I want to be a reindeer now?"
"Okay, My girl, now let's exercise the power of Santa Claus! Who is the first good boy to behave?"
"Please don't accept this absurdity..." The girl sighed and let go of the reins and took out the note to read. "It's Miss Yotsuba Arisu."
"Arisu... Even I was very happy when I was with her, but later on I didn't have much time to spend with her."
"But they don't mind at all and just support you silently. You have to treat them well."
"Ara, Ash-sensei~!" Ash emerged from the chimney of the villa and happened to see Arisu waving to him by the fire on the other side. "You're here really early, why don't you come and sit around the fire together?"
"Sorry, I'm here with a mission this time." Stabilizing the Santa hat on his head, Ash handed over the gift box. "Merry Christmas Arisu, the gift is——"
"Breast enlargement pills!"
Because the gifts are all decided by the readers, the jokes I just played yesterday are used today. It really has everything.
"Well, it's probably just some weird stuff. Arisu If you don't like it——"
"No~" Arisu opened the gift box and drank the potion with a smile. "I like it very much. It was a gift from Ash."
Therefore, Ash's eyes widened in disbelief as the round shape grew at a speed visible to the naked eye, even through his clothes.
"Puff~Puff~" With an inexplicable sound, the brown-haired girl took off her coat and swayed the pair of shameless figures hidden in the light yellow lining towards Ash. "However, it's true that Ash likes breasts, right?"
"Wait!" Ash quickly covered his eyes with his hands and exclaimed. "You must not. If we continue, our book will be wiped out by strange existences!"
"No, we in the Super Battle DVD this time have all passed the 20-year-old adult stage after the finale. The current Yotsuba Arisu is no longer the child you know."
"Wait..."
"This is a return gift~chirp." After saying that, the woman with her eyes closed kissed Ash on the left cheek.
"I——"
"Chirp." This time he kissed the right cheek again.
"..."
"Chirp."
Arisu, who raised his hands to make the iconic line gesture, smiled at Ash in the gentle firelight swaying behind him, "Come and join me, Cure Rosetta, to cultivate the love that belongs to you~"
"Really, you stupid harem man...!" Seeing the surprise cry after being hugged and thrown to the bed, Kirara closed the door with twitching lips.
This is really a good start.
"But it does taste as sweet as a strawberry tart."
———The four thousand words that children cannot read are omitted here——
"Huh~" After putting on his clothes and covering Arisu with a quilt, Ash turned over and returned to the sled.
"How about it, Mr. Santa Claus gave me two gifts~"
Why is it that in the text, I am being shown affection before my story line has even started? Even if I am an adult now, Pretty Cure, I can't bear it!
"Santa Claus also has the right to accept gifts. Okay, let's fast forward. The author who continues like this will not be able to finish today's update." Ash waved his hand and instructed Kirara again. "So who's next?"
"Aida Mana~Ara, where is your White Moonlight?"
"After Arisu comes Mana?" Ash hummed with a smile. "That's really interesting Christmas."
"Mana!"
"Ash!"
"Merry Christmas!
"Although it may be a little late for you, accept it, my gift that represents Christmas."
"Hey~" The red-haired woman leaning against the wall quietly opened the gift box with her little feet raised. "It's a universal scroll that can use Ash once... Can it really do anything?"
"Ah!" Ash, who was completely magnanimous, puffed up his chest. "I will never break my promise!"
Mana, I really don't know what to give you to represent my feelings, so I'll give you everything.
"You can do anything-"
"Shh~" Ai smiled and raised his index finger and pressed it on Ash's lips. "Since it is such a valuable gift Ash, I will keep it well for the future."
After all, this is Ash's expression of love.
Ash was a little relieved when he heard this. He thought you would just "go, follow me into the house" to start a second battle.
However, those who should be confused should still be confused.
"So?" Ash took the handmade love chocolate as a gift. "What kind of wish is it?"
"Secret! Secret!"
"It's a good thing to be liked and kissed by so many Pretty Cure~" Kirara, who was walking in the air, continued to hold the reins in his hands and couldn't help but look back. "It tastes so delicious, break some for me too."
"No, Mana gave this to me, not to you."
"Tch, stingy." Seeing Santa Claus swallowing his jujube, Kirara opened the note with the next person's name. "Dark Precure... Well, does she count?"
"Merry Christmas Little Dark! Your gift is this -" Amidst the anticipation of those golden eyes, Ash opened the gift box and took out the toy on his hand with some embarrassment. "R-Soul Alex Gundam and Zaku II Kai... Hey? Why are these gifts so wicked?"
Seeing the two robot toys stabbing each other in their hands, Ash was speechless for a moment.
"Ash, this is for you."
After receiving Black Doll Figure as a return gift, she thought of the doll she bought for her on a date that day, and an inexplicable sense of guilt arose in Ash's heart. "You are not a Jiao guy who gave you this kind of gift... Well, let me tell you the story!"
"That's right, the story takes place on the originally neutral side6 colonial satellite in the Universal Century..."
Ash kept explaining the story behind the toy, and after a while even Kirara couldn't help but be attracted to listen.
Dark Precure, on the other hand, had a faint smile on his face, paying more attention to his familiar side face during his eloquent speech than the story.
"In the end, Barney became the ace pilot who defeated the Gundam, but all of this was actually meaningless... Alas, this is the tragedy of war."
"No."
"Huh?"
"If it's us." The dark muff gently held the side of the man's face and brought him closer. "It definitely won't end like this."
"Chirp~"
"So, the one after Little Dark is Lei?"
"Yes, yes...!"
Sitting in Ash's arms, Hanasaki Rei, who is still small even as an adult, couldn't help but get angry.
"Anyway, I am! I am just timid in love and charging in the opposite direction. Not only am I the most embarrassing one among the pink Q kids, I even have Itsuki and Yuri. I am the only one who has never kissed!"
"Hmph! Anyway, I'm just a guaranteed pink Q kid. I'm just a character that you secretly like and you use to persecute me!"
"There is no such thing." Ash laughed and rubbed Lei's pink hair. "I also have my favorite thing about Lei that no one else can match!"
"Hey, what is it? Store manager!"
"My favorite Lei is so cute no matter how I bully her!"
"I... I can't bear it anymore!"
Just when Lei was about to have an attack, a manual with Ash on the cover was handed to her.
Ash photo album?
"Then before you turn into a ninja, accept today's gift of Merry Christmas."
"Ha... ha?!" She opened the photos page by page and looked at Ash in various poses, from simple handsome to borderline and even close to all O's. Lei's face was getting redder and redder, and her mouth opened wide! "You, how can you be so embarrassed!"
You gave me this, how could I possibly endure it!
"There's nothing shameful about my perfect body. Anyway, if you don't like it, just throw it away."
Lei "attacked" Ash's legend of courage: [D100=5]
"No... no!" She turned her head and saw that familiar face again. The girl who didn't dare to look directly at it buried her blushing face in Ash in the book. "I like it very much, thank you... As a return gift this time, I personally made a dress for Ash!"
"So, Lei, it's just like in the book."
Ash, who let go of her hand with some regret, left a kiss on Leifa's hot cheek, held the dress that might appear in the text, and waved to Miss Reindeer, who was getting used to it.
"In the rest of the story, if I give myself to you, you should also give me your heart!"
"Not only my heart, I can also give you other things."
"Mr. Santa Claus~" Put down the black coffee without sugar in his hand, Kirara shook the note with "Haruno Haruka" written on it like a show off. "Looks like it's our turn with the latest volume."
"Merry Christmas, Haruka/Ash-sensei."
Although it was a bit unexpected, seeing Ash wearing a Santa hat and Haruka receiving the gift couldn't help laughing. "The current Ash-sensei is still a bit annoying to us, so it's really strange to be able to see the king like this."