And the final result... was an unfortunate tragedy.
"Everyone ahhhhhhh-!!!"
The good friends who were still laughing and joking in the previous episode are now only the pale ashes left after their trembling hands burned out.
"It's me, I'm too weak!!!"
After fighting extremely hard, everything was lost in the end. "Ash" no longer had the passion and courage that he had when he was a "Flame Cavalry", only the howl of grief and misery.
It took forty episodes to accumulate happiness so far, but it only takes one episode to lose it all. Now that "Ash" opposite the TV has lost all hope of victory, can he still stand up and continue fighting against the enemy?
"Of course. After all, a special-shot hero movie can't end with the good guy failing and the bad guy being proud, right?"
If you really want to do this kind of thing, then Ash will have to follow the example of a certain senior demon king and do some indescribable accidents to "O-Pictures".
"No, no."
After complaining, Ash started shaking his head again, and Ash quickly changed his mind.
"It's as if everything is a stage effect, and it's very disrespectful."
After all, he likes both Ultraman and Super Sentai. He is a loyal viewer of tokusatsu films! How can you say such arrogant words like "Cartoons are made for children to watch and are childish".
However, Yan Qi, who happens to have the same name as himself, will be released here today. The next episode seems to be... Oh! Why is the golf tournament off the air? Can the big shots show off? This is everyone's hero time!
Stretching out from the sofa, Ash thought about how to waste the rest of the day. How about meeting that female netizen I have never met before... It seems that the friend status has been deleted.
"Ash."
"Oh!"
A voice that echoed through the entire hall from the kitchen called back Ash's soul. It was her calling herself.
"I'll come right away!"
A bowl of steaming soup was placed in front of Ash, and on the other side of the dining table, the blue-haired girl who brought out the bowl of soup was sitting there, looking at him steadily with her beautiful but expressionless eyes.
"Well..."
Looking at the soup bowl that couldn't pass the inspection without mosaic, Ash's expression was a bit complicated for a moment even though Ash had a buff that wasn't picky about food.
"Honestly, is it really necessary to prepare breakfast for me every day?"
I actually don't eat pie for breakfast.
"Of course."
Whether it was the content in the soup bowl or the hint on Ash's expression, Primum, who had no expression at all, replied calmly.
"It is a girlfriend's responsibility to prepare breakfast for the one she loves."
That's right, girlfriend.
This girl Primum, who looks so exquisite that she seems to have traveled from another dimension, is actually my girlfriend Ash. Hmm... I'm surprised too, but at least that's what she's been calling herself.
How should I react, flattered?
"I've never heard that this responsibility is included. It's not like making miso soup every day as a wedding vow."
"Since I want a man to like me, of course I hope that man can dedicate himself to me, including his soul and body."
The girl's rainbow-colored eyes were like two soul-absorbing whirlpools, staring straight at him.
"That's why women will tie up each other's hearts every day with dishes that they pour all their love into."
Of course, the most important reason to make breakfast by yourself is... because this is what Pretty Cure would do, right?
"Throughout the ages, cooking with heart and soul has always been the best way to conquer the opponent, right?"
"Where did you learn this?"
It's not like you can say something that feels so philosophical.
"Your browsing history."
It turns out that male humans not only like normal OO organs from the opposite sex, but also desire places like feet. Human physiology is really wonderful.
Seeing that Ash paused inexplicably and didn't know what he was doing, Primum also followed up and urged.
"What's the matter? Eat it. Even one bite of this will make you love me more."
I am the strongest. Even though I don't understand anything, my cooking is certainly the strongest!
Well, you ask, what is the strongest cuisine?
Of course, it is the strongest one after adding all the materials.
"Since you said that, I won't be polite."
Ash has become more or less used to his girlfriend being completely unaware of her offline existence. And to be honest, although the bowl of soup that the other party said was "full of love" looked terrible, the complex and exciting taste of all the flavors was just in line with my heavy taste... Wait, are the things in this soup still alive?
"Are you really my girlfriend?"
Not an enemy or something?
"Of course."
Ash didn't believe it at first.
To be honest, I don't feel helpless. Both my parents are dead and I make a living by tinkering with small inventions. I am wild and lustful. I look like a gloomy and arrogant person. How can I find such a girlfriend? She is not a harem novel. According to common sense, such a good thing will not happen to me, right?
"Why didn't I have any impression before..."
But she has always shown that she really loves me.
"I am the girlfriend you love, there is no need to explain this."
Primum replied without squinting, if you want to ask why, it's because this is a setting.
"..."
He slapped his chopsticks on the table with a snap. Just when Primum thought that the other party was saying something unpleasant and was about to suddenly turn against him, when he was worrying about how much force he would have to use to avoid punching him to death, he saw that he suddenly became louder again.
"Please! Primum!"
Very seriously, bowing to please.
"I want to have a harem!"
"..."
With his fingers crossed in front of him, Primum, who had always been expressionless, actually smiled.
"How about dying?"
"Because Primum's breasts are too small! I want to have a big European style that I can massage in one go, so please give me your permission no matter what!"
"Go to hell?"
Otherwise, we should just kill him?
Ash wanted to stay at home and watch tokusatsu for the rest of his life and play with toys for the rest of his life, but Primum finally dragged him out of his room. As the sun set and shadows covered his face, he looked like a robot whose batteries had been removed. He also began to slump at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"I'm so bored, I don't want to come out."
"Is it so boring to come out with me?"
Obviously you and Pretty Cure always went out on dates every now and then, and sometimes you had a lot of fun with several people at a time, right?
"That's not what I meant... I'm just not interested. It might be very dangerous."
Seeing someone who was pretending to whistle and divert his attention under his gaze, Primum tilted his head wordlessly.
How to say, this Ash.
Is it different from what she felt before, or is this the real thing?
Sure enough, there is still a difference, right? Does it still need time?
"Where is the danger?"
"A-AAA, Yak!!!"
Suddenly, the roar that resounded through the city broke the tranquility of the day. As Ash quickly looked around, sure enough, a dark giant monster with four eyes on its forehead was rampaging at the other end of the street, causing quite a commotion.
"It's here again? Has the frequency become higher and higher recently?"
Ash, who was about to start running, found that he was completely standing still. When he looked back, he saw that his and her hands were still tightly held together.
"Don't worry, I won't be in danger. I'm just doing what I can."
Ash, who felt the warmth in the other person's palm, squeezed her hand in response.
"I still have to see you today, my Valkyrie!"
"..."
He let go of his hand and looked at the figure who almost tripped him but still ran. Primum tapped the place that was pinched just now with his finger.
There are some things that haven't changed.
153
Chapter 153 My girlfriend is Pretty Cure!
It has become a normal fact that inexplicable monsters appear in the city for no apparent reason and wreak havoc.
As soon as he appears, he shouts some incomprehensible slogans that sound like the name of their boss, and then aimlessly destroys everything in sight until he is waiting to be defeated by the heroes... To be honest, when his world really looks like a setting in a tokusatsu movie, as a tokusatsu chef, he will not be happy.
Not for anything else, because when fantasy comes to reality, it will be really dangerous, and you may die!
Although I don't know why even the police and the army were "banned" like in the drama, but seeing everyone running for their lives in an orderly manner is obviously a familiar habit... So maybe I still have objections, but I feel weird?
"Hoo~"
Carefully sticking his head out from the corner, Ash was relieved to see only broken rubble surrounding the monster raging.
"It's great that it's not the bad development I thought. I'll just leave the rest to Primum... Tsk!"
After confirming that he was not mistaken and unable to pretend not to see it, Ash picked up the thing on the ground and rushed out of the bunker.
"So why do children appear randomly every time in a dangerous place?"
In the corner formed by the broken rubble, there was a child sitting there helplessly and crying, which made people unable to ignore it.
Of course, this Assassin Matter also discovered the source of the sound, and aimed the tiny spikes on its hands at the helpless him to do something.
"We have to catch up, we have to catch up!!!"
A crisp explosion sounded above the child's head. It was the manhole cover thrown from Ash's hand that blocked the spikes at just the right angle.
Of course, he didn't intend to die heroically after saving others. After throwing the fire belt aside and grabbing the child from the ground, Ash grabbed him and ran away.
"Big brother——"
"Don't talk, don't stick out your tongue!"
"Yak!!"
Seeing that his prey was rescued, Assassin Matter also launched an angry pursuit, chasing after him with the power to easily crush the streets. After a chase, it was impossible for an ordinary person to outrun the huge Assassin Matter. The child who finally escaped death screamed when he saw that he was about to be crushed.
"I'm going to die! Big brother!"
A huge shadow completely covered the location of the two people, but Ash's face was full of excitement, but there was no fear in his expression.
"Of course... he won't die!"
The reason why he stepped forward to save people was of course because he had something he believed in.
"Boom!"
The snow-white light knocked away the pitch-black darkness.
"That's——"
Yes, that's it!
The silhouette of the setting sun with her back turned became clearer as she got closer. The pure white Valkyrie, as clear as snow, swung down a fist that was too small compared to the opponent, but with incomparable contrast, it easily blew away the huge monster.
If this were a scene from a stage play, the overhead lighting assassin would be all focused on her.
"——"
At least, the people watching this scene were completely stunned.
Ash was very satisfied with the child's surprise when he couldn't help but open his mouth. In other words, his proud smile almost reached behind his ears.