"Definitely a hundred times better than Shinpachi's, aru!"
"No, ten thousand times!"
"Hey, hey, even if that's true, you're the one who eats the most every day!"
Shinpachi shouted angrily at Kagura.
Then he couldn't help imagining it himself.
"But if I could meet Mr. Zoro and Miss Nami..."
"Shinpachi really does like that type."
Kagura narrowed her eyes and teased, "As expected of the captain of Terakado Tsū's personal guard."
Shinpachi hurriedly explained, "I-I just admire Miss Nami's navigational skills, and her pitiful background!"
"Hehe, explaining is concealing, aru~"
For a while, the three of them exchanged words back and forth.
They actually began enthusiastically discussing the topic of "what to do if One Piece really appeared."
From "who should they ask for an autograph and photo" to "whether they could learn Haki and Swordsmanship."
Then to "how much a Devil Fruit would sell for and which Devil Fruit they wanted."
They had completely strayed from the world-shaking central crisis currently unfolding outside: an alien fleet invasion.
Seita, who had been unable to get a word in, looked left and right, his little face turning red from holding it in.
Finally, he took a deep breath and shouted with all his strength:
"You guys!!!"
All three turned to look at him at once.
Seita clenched his fists, his face flushed red. "Is now really the time to be discussing that?"
"An unidentified fleet said it was going to take over our planet!"
He pointed at the hundreds of warships confronting the Shogunate fleet on the television screen.
"This is obviously an invasion!"
"How can you still be so relaxed? Shouldn't we be preparing to resist?"
Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura exchanged glances.
Then Gintoki picked his ear and lazily waved a hand.
"For something this big, just let the important