Papa Just Wants Some Peace

At Sun Moon Sect's Twin Pearl Peak, the air was crisp, the scenery pleasant, and cranes often soared and circled nearby. Occasionally, the roar of a guy from the next peak could be heard: "Whose damn crane pooped here!"

Returning from Black Tortoise City, Jiang Lin sat in his small thatched hut, looking at the newspapers he'd brought back from the city, feeling quite melancholic.

NC Shocking Department:

[Shocking! Is the Demon Race girl's blush caused by the Flower-Picking Thief Jiang Lin? Read on... That day, what Jiang Lin did in the Secret Realm with the Monkey Demon girl...]

Old Wave Headlines Department:

[One man's lustful power over hundreds? The Flower-Picking Thief Jiang Lin actually held Black Sword Bridge alone, using the forbidden sword skill—Extreme Tyrant Sword—in front of many Female Cultivators?!]

Wutong Province Black Tortoise City Penguin Highlights News:

[What caused the Secret Realm to collapse! Whose hands hold the so-called Dragon Soul? Why did Fairy Lin leave the Secret Realm looking lost and anxious? Did the Flower-Picking Thief Jiang Lin take on Fei Zhu Liu and Zong Hao Sect alone? Is the Flower-Picking Thief Jiang Lin's lustful power too great, or are the two Sects too weak? Next, the Penguin Highlights Department will bring you cultivator interviews. Don't miss it tomorrow at the beginning of the Chen hour!]

Putting down the newspapers from Black Tortoise City, Jiang Lin deeply rubbed his face. Why had things become like this?

He hadn't done anything in the Secret Realm, so why were so many bizarre things happening?

And that Monkey Race girl, he only remembered giving her a banana... How could this lead to gossip?

As for that Extreme Tyrant Sword and holding Black Sword Bridge alone? What the heck, he hadn't even gone there, what was he defending?

Wait! Could someone be impersonating him?

Standing up, Jiang Lin paced back and forth in his small thatched hut.

"Forget it, I'll check the Mirror Flower Water Moon interview first."

Checking the time, it was almost the Chen hour. Jiang Lin quickly took out the Mirror Flower Water Moon painting (from Sword Origin) that he used to prop up a table leg.

The Mirror Flower Water Moon painting was a tool similar to a live broadcast device. Jiang Lin remembered that an old Grandma had given it to him when he carried a bag of rice to the second floor.

By injecting Spirit Stones into the Mirror Flower Water Moon painting, images could be produced.

There were cultivators from the Agricultural School who specialized in live broadcasting on Mirror Flower Water Moon, trying all sorts of strange herbs and meats. There were also male cultivators from the Mo Family who taught step-by-step how to build mechanical people, and cultivators from the Yin Yang School who did online divination.

Of course, there were also many beautiful Female Cultivators from various mountain Sects who painted or practiced calligraphy on Mirror Flower Water Moon. Some more open ones would even perform sword dances or other activities.

In any case, the content broadcast was all sorts of flashy things, and the charging standards varied for different content, mainly determined by the provider.

Some technical Mirror Flower Water Moon broadcasts were more expensive, costing 5 Low-Grade Spirit Stones for half an hour. For example, when Jiang Lin wanted to see if that guy from the Mo Family could actually build a Gundam, he ended up spending 2 Mid-Grade Spirit Stones (200 Low-Grade Spirit Stones) from start to finish.

As for live broadcasts by beautiful cultivators, the price was a bit cheaper, but their income wasn't small. He remembered an Old Ancestor generously rewarded a female cultivator broadcasting landscape paintings with one High-Grade Spirit Stone. The female cultivator's hands trembled at the time, and her tone of gratitude was even more charming.

Jiang Lin remembered that on a whim, he had also tipped one... Low-Grade Spirit Stone. As a result, he received no thanks and was seen by his Master, who pouted angrily for a long time... to the point of not eating...

Since then, Jiang Lin had never dared to watch live broadcasts by beautiful women... he hadn't even watched technical broadcasts anymore, because he had no money...

Thinking of his Master, Jiang Lin deeply rubbed his face again. He thought he could spend more time with his Master this time, cook more delicious food for her, but why had she gone into seclusion?

Oh well, she had achieved a Breakthrough, which was a good thing.

However, if his Master fully entered the Jade Purity Realm, would she regain her sanity from before her injury...

If she did, it would be a good thing, but would his Master not be as clingy anymore, would she become more distant...

Jiang Lin thought about it and felt a little lost. Actually, it was quite good for his Master to be like this now, carefree, pure, and cute.

"Forget it, I won't think about it anymore. Let's quickly watch the interview."

Returning from his slightly sour emotions, Jiang Lin spread out the Mirror Flower Water Moon, reluctantly putting two Low-Grade Spirit Stones into it. He injected Spiritual Power into his fingertip and shot it into the Mirror Flower Water Moon.

The Spiritual Power dispersed like tadpoles, drilling into the painting.

After a few moments of static resembling a TV with no signal, the picture gradually cleared. He saw a reporter from the Penguin Highlights Department holding a microphone that resembled a cucumber, speaking. The interview seemed to have been going on for a while.

Cultivator Reporter: "Senior Brother Ye, Senior Brother Zhao, I heard that Zong Hao Sect and Fei Zhu Liu Sect were surrounded by the Flower-Picking Thief Jiang Lin alone in the Secret Realm and had their Mountains and Rivers State Diagram fragments stolen. Is this true?"

Ye Liangchen: "Absurd! My Fei Zhu Liu Sect's Burying Love Ghost Fire isn't famous for nothing! It was all Jiang Lin's sneak attack! Yes! It was his sneak attack!"

Cultivator Reporter: "Brother Zhao, what do you think?"

Zhao Hao: "Sigh... Unbelievable! Truly unbelievable! That Jiang Lin disguised himself as a woman, infiltrated my Zong Hao Sect, seduced my Junior Sister, and ultimately caused a great disaster..."

Suddenly, Zhao Hao snatched the cucumber and shouted at the camera: "Jiang Lin! You lustful thief! I, Zhao RiTian, am your sworn enemy! I! @#..."

"Let me say something." A Monkey Demon girl, covered in fur but with a delicate appearance (perhaps due to being single for too long), snatched the cucumber. "Jiang Lin, thank you for the banana you gave me. It was really delicious. I've never eaten such a delicious banana before. Remember to come find me at the Water Curtain Sect."

"Jiang Lin! Did you hear that?" Chen Jia's figure appeared on the screen. "You have to treat Little Dragon Dragon well! If you dare bully her! I'll smash your chest!"

"Jiang Lin, I will find you! No matter how far, I will find you!" On the painting, a girl wearing a veil said softly. As she spoke, Xiao Xueli directly pointed her sword at the camera. "Don't think it's over just because you left!"

"Junior Brother Jiang... I... I..." As she spoke, Lin Qingwan's pretty face turned red, and she bit her cherry lips as if she were embarrassed. The girl also directly drew her sword and pointed it at the camera. "When I enter the Jade Purity Realm! I will definitely find you!"

"Jiang Lin! You blew yourself up to make me get eliminated! I'm not done with you!"

"Jiang Lin! I want to get justice for my Senior Sister!"

"Jiang Lin, are you watching? I like you, come and pick me~~~"

"Jiang Lin! You actually seduced my Junior Sister! I'm not done with you!"

"Jiang Lin, only the strong deserve beauties! Fight me!"

"Brother Jiang, I'm from Brother Sect, do you want to practice Purple Qi Comes From The East with me?"

For a moment, the scene became chaotic. Jiang Lin quickly put away the painting and rubbed his forehead.

"Papa... don't be sad... I'll give you flowers..."

Wagging her chubby little tail, Little Dragon Girl, who had run back from outside the door, climbed onto Jiang Lin's knees and sat on his lap, holding a morning glory in her plump little hand.

"It's okay... Papa just wants some quiet..."

Quiet?

Little Dragon Girl tilted her head to one side, her eyes blinking.

Who is Quiet?