I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins
Chapter 50

I Have Arrived~~~

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After this Sect battle, Jiang Lin had a full 150 High-Grade Spirit Stones on him!

Without a word, Jiang Lin first exchanged 149 High-Grade Spirit Stones at the Sun Moon Sect's bank for over ten thousand Mid-Grade Spirit Stones. Originally, Jiang Lin wanted to exchange them all for Low-Grade Spirit Stones; after all, having more money felt more secure.

But Jiang Lin thought about it and realized it would be too wasteful of his Storage Bag's space, so he gave up on that.

As for keeping one High-Grade Spirit Stone, Jiang Lin gave it to Little Niannian.

The main reason was that the Spiritual Power within Spirit Stones was extremely abundant, and they had excellent carrying capacity, especially High-Grade Spirit Stones. Otherwise, how could they be the universal currency in the cultivation world?

So, to prevent Little Niannian from encountering any accidents, Jiang Lin threaded the smooth, round Spirit Stone to make a crystal-clear pendant. Then, he carved the "I am the Bone of my Sword" magic array inside it.

As soon as Little Niannian was in danger, the magic array would immediately trigger, and thousands of swords from Unlimited Blade Works would pierce the attacker until they resembled a pangolin. And if the magic array didn't work, it wouldn't matter.

If Little Niannian was still in danger, Jiang Lin also carved a Teleportation Array. This Spirit Stone would then use its remaining Spiritual Power to randomly teleport Little Niannian away.

After finishing all this, Jiang Lin arrived at the Sun Moon Sect's Spring Breeze Pavilion.

The Sun Moon Sect's Spring Breeze Pavilion was located in the bustling commercial street of the Sun Moon Sect town.

Although the Spring Breeze Pavilion offered entertainment with its women, it was more of a place for the Sun Moon Sect's cultivators to cultivate their sentiments...

Jiang Lin, who had profited greatly this time, was treating everyone at the Spring Breeze Pavilion. Today, Jiang Lin would pay half of all the expenses!

Of course, Jiang Lin had brought Little Niannian with him today. Any overly revealing attire was strictly forbidden. Otherwise, what if she corrupted the child?

Moreover, tonight was purely for eating and celebrating. Nothing else could be done, as there was a child present.

It was just a meal, and the invited cultivators from the Sun Moon Sect didn't mind. Although they had hoped for something more.

But a full package service was too expensive. That kid Jiang Lin was stingy to the extreme, like a Pixiu that only takes in and never gives out. It was already a great deal that he was treating them.

But!

Who would have thought!

As soon as the invited Sun Moon Sect cultivators sat down at their tables, they saw Jiang Lin, with a cute Little Dragon Girl perched on his neck, going from table to table handing out red slips.

Upon closer inspection:

[To celebrate the triumphant return of our disciple Jiang Lin, holders of this coupon will receive complimentary drinks and half-price on everything. (Special services are suspended today.)]

Seeing these discount coupons, the cultivators almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

What do you mean "pay half the expenses"? Who the hell invites people with discount coupons?!

He knew it! That stingy kid Jiang Lin wouldn't just treat people to a meal. It turned out to be another one of his clever tricks – collaborating with the Spring Breeze Pavilion for a discount promotion! This coupon was probably another one of his ideas.

And Jiang Lin probably took a kickback too!

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Standing in the center of the grand stage, Jiang Linqing, still with Little Niannian on his neck, cleared his throat and shouted:

"Fellow villagers, I, Jiang Lin, am untalented. I defeated the Six Major Sects and also accidentally earned some money. Today, don't be polite with me. You've all received the discount coupons, right? Good. Eat and drink well today, and let's not go home until we're drunk!"

As soon as Jiang Lin finished speaking, the scene became extremely noisy:

"Jiang Lin, you old hag's son, did you come up with this discount coupon thing again?"

"Jiang Lin, is this how you treat people? I... Oh, damn, this chicken leg is really fragrant."

"Jiang Lin, where's the dudou I pre-ordered? Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"Your Master bought Spring Breeze Leaves No Trace from me, when are you going to pay me back?"

"Jiang Lin, you beast, my sow got pregnant yesterday, was it you?!"

"Holy crap! Is this fake wine? Was it watered down..."

The brothers from the Sun Moon Sect were all dissatisfied with Jiang Lin treating them with discount coupons and were looking to settle scores with him.

However, even though they complained, they still ate the food on the table and drank the watered-down fake wine. The scene was very noisy, but it also seemed extremely happy.

After all, where there was Jiang Lin, there was joy. And during this noisy time, fellow disciples drinking and eating meat together at a table, without any distinction, was the best thing.

Little Niannian also seemed very happy with such a lively scene.

She jumped off Papa's shoulder and walked around the grand Spring Breeze Pavilion. Watching the uncles constantly drinking and saying things she didn't understand, Little Niannian didn't know why, but she felt happy when they were happy.

"Oh my, you must be Jiang Niannian, so cute."

Seeing a little dragon girl suddenly climb onto their table, the eyes of the group of big men suddenly lit up.

"Little Niannian, don't you dare learn from that scoundrel Jiang Lin. That guy only knows how to trick people."

"Not only does he trick people, but he's also lecherous."

"Being lecherous is one thing, but that guy's brain is also messed up. His ideas are bizarre, and you can never keep up."

"You're not allowed to talk bad about Papa."

Little Niannian stood up with her hands on the table, her little arms akimbo, and her pouting little mouth looked incredibly fierce.

"Hahaha, sorry, sorry," a purple-haired guy said drunkenly. "I apologize, little girl. I'll punish myself with a drink."

Seeing the man apologize to her Papa, Niannian immediately beamed. In fact, Niannian knew that even though they were scolding Papa, she could feel that they actually liked Papa very much.

"Niannian wants to drink too."

"Huh?"

"Really?"

"Really."

He poured a small cup for Little Niannian. The girl took a small sip, and it was so spicy that Little Niannian's little tongue kept flicking.

"Little Niannian, this won't do. How will you drink with your Papa when you grow up? Little Niannian has to learn too."

Little Niannian looked at her Papa, who was happily drinking with those uncles at the table next to them. Her big eyes were filled with cute reluctance. "Niannian wants to drink more!"

"No, no, Uncle was just joking. Little Niannian only needs a little. Otherwise, if Jiang finds out, my hen will probably scream again."

On the other side, seeing Little Niannian surrounded by a group of strange uncles, Jiang Lin wasn't worried. Although those guys were usually not serious, they were actually quite reliable, and Little Niannian seemed quite happy.

After three rounds of drinks, even with watered-down fake wine, everyone was drunk. The atmosphere reached a new high. No one relied on Spiritual Power to drink; they all depended on their natural constitution.

Little Niannian, having eaten and drunk her fill, returned to her Papa's side and fell asleep on Jiang Lin's head, her little tail tapping the back of his head and her little mouth chewing on his hair.

It was a wonder Little Niannian could fall asleep in such a noisy environment.

Finally breaking free, Jiang Lin unceremoniously pushed aside the drunkards one by one, then, supporting Little Niannian on his head, staggered upstairs.

"Hehehe... Miss Wu Die... here I come~~~"

[Requesting recommendation tickets~~~ Recommendation tickets~~~]

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