"Big Sister Shu Lu, is there someone you like?"
"No."
"That's wonderful! Big Sister Shu Lu must not like Senior, right?"
"..." Shu Lu rolled her eyes at the girl who was about to become someone else's wife (technically, she already counted as one). "Why would I like him?"
"Senior is incredibly gentle!" the girl complained.
"Gentleness is an essential quality for a Flower-Picking Thief." Shu Lu, who had already read White Album, The Sun Lives in the Campus, <My Youth Romantic Comedy Is a Mess... No, Wait, What Was It Again?>, and other classics, summed it up.
After reading all that, Shu Lu felt that the entire book had been rather strange, but she also felt that she had gained quite a bit of understanding about so-called love.
Especially scumbags!
"Senior is also very good at taking care of people!"
"Mm."
Shu Lu flipped through the book in her hands, <Starting as a Flower-Picking Thief, The Legendary Life of Jiang Lin>, a biography of Jiang Lin jointly compiled by Qin Xiao of the Dragon Gate Sect, Zhao RiTian of the Vast Sky Sect, the senior disciple of the Unadorned Willow Sect, the disciple Qian Zhenduo, and the monkey demon junior sister of the Water Curtain Cave Sect (usually written after someone's death).
"He really is quite good at taking care of people." Shu Lu nodded. "He once even invited a monkey demon girl to eat bananas."
"..."
"Senior is very kind!"
"Qin Xiao of the Dragon Gate Sect said they often went together to admire the moon in the sect's Women's Bathhouse, steal medicine from the Medicine Garden, and make roasted wings in the Spirit Bird Courtyard."
"..." The girl's breathing grew heavier, and her small chest heaved several times. "Senior is talented!"
"Even if that place became a