Nine goals and two assists across two league matches in four days!
Yang Yang's insane statistics sent shockwaves throughout European football after the match, sparking heated discussion. Countless media outlets went wild reporting his astonishing performance, while countless fans worshiped him, utterly awestruck.
Everyone marveled at the Real Madrid goal machine's insane performance because he had scored far too many goals in these last two matches.
In the previous round against Deportivo La Coruña, he had come on as a substitute and scored five goals in nine minutes, producing a Nine-Five Supreme. That alone had been an astonishing performance, but now, against Elche, he had once again completed a hat-trick in twelve minutes, ending the match with four goals and an assist—a truly insane record.
Almost the entire Spanish media, including the Catalan media, praised Yang Yang's performances in these last two matches. Many media outlets close to Barcelona even remarked bitterly that Messi and Neymar had left their best form in Brazil instead of bringing it with them to Spain.
Marca ran Yang Yang's four-goal performance as its front-page headline, declaring that he had pierced the heavens in this match.
In just four days, he had scored furiously in two consecutive matches. With an unbelievable performance, Yang Yang was telling the entire world that, under his leadership, Real Madrid would rise again at full strength. That powerful, invincible Real Madrid had returned!
AS also devoted two full pages to Yang Yang's performance, claiming that he had put up cosmic-level statistics this season, surpassed the limits of humanity, and gone beyond the understanding and comprehension of Earth's inhabitants.
"If we had not seen his goals with our own eyes, we would usually have dismissed such a thing as a fabricated plot from some third-rate wish-fulfillment novel. But precisely because of