And Sushang might even become a general in the Cloud-to-Guard in the future.
I was originally worried something might happen to this young girl, but now it seems I was worrying for nothing. It's just that her grades...
"Sigh, the highest score in dreams is only 99. Can't you have some ambition?"
"General, you're slacking off again!!!"
"Fu Qing, let me explain, I'm looking out for the future of Xianzhou."
"You scared me to death! I thought I was going to die!"
"Um, Sushang, aren't you overreacting a bit? Actually, breaking a stone slab on your chest..."
Guinaifen didn't care if there were people around or what the livestream audience was discussing.
But to appease her good sister's emotions, Little Guizi took on the role of a teacher.
However, it was clear that the principles of force Guinaifen explained caused Sushang's eyes to lose their focus.
"The quality of the stones used by Father uses a lot of mass. The nine institutes, so its inertia is also very large. Therefore, the hammer smashed very quickly. Due to inertia, the acceleration of the stones is very small, so it will not produce great pressure on people. Physics formula: F=ma. When the force is constant, the greater the mass, the smaller the acceleration produced, thus protecting people from harm."
Middle school physics. I didn't know this problem back then, I don't know if it's still there now.
"Wait, Sushang, are you listening?"
"Teacher! I'm listening! I'm not asleep!"
It was obvious that Sushang had entered a state similar to when she was in school. The principles Guinaifen was explaining went in one ear and out the other.
She even briefly drifted off to sleep.
Guinaifen continued to diligently tutor her good sister. What was originally an acrobatics performance inexplicably turned into a live lecture.
However, Sushang's nightmare soon ended, as a squad of Cloud-to-Guard soldiers approached, interrupting Guinaifen's teaching.
"Someone reported that there was someone committing assault and murder on the street. Could you tell us where the perpetrator fled?"
But the Cloud-to-Guard soldiers at the head? Seeing everyone's eyes turn to Guinaifen, and then seeing Sushang completely unharmed, they fell silent.
Finally, after a simple reprimand, Guinaifen was spared imprisonment.
"Wuwu, it's all your fault!"
"Ah, sorry. I was a bit scared when I saw you swinging the hammer."
It was only then that Guinaifen remembered she had left the livestream and the audience waiting for a long time, just watching the two of them make fools of themselves.
Even the two of them couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
To divert everyone's attention, Guinaifen decided to step forward herself and perform a genuine chest-breaking stone act.
"Um, Sushang, forget it..."
She had wanted to ask Sushang for help, but considering Sushang's condition, she felt that if Sushang swung the hammer, she might actually be finished.
So she decided to pick a seemingly normal audience member to assist her with the performance.
"Hey, little sister, are you interested in performing with me? The reward for the performance will be yours."
"And after the show, we'll take you out to eat."
Fortunately, the Cloud-to-Guard had left, and Guinaifen was a beauty, with Sushang, a newcomer to the Cloud-to-Guard, by her side.
Otherwise, Guinaifen's words alone would have been enough to get her arrested.
Chapter 67: March 7th Takes Out a Pink Sack
Kiana hadn't expected to have the honor of becoming Little Gui's acrobatics assistant.
As for the promised treat and reward, Kiana didn't really care.
Just as Kiana was about to agree, she noticed something at her feet.
Looking down, she saw a cute little dog?
No, it should be a cute little lion dance!
"Diting, don't run so fast! We won't be able to catch up!"
Looking in the direction of the voice, she saw March 7th chasing Diting, and behind March 7th were Tingyun and Stelle, whom she hadn't seen in a long time but had met last night.
So...
Where did you leave Ouyang?
"Sorry, sorry, little sister, did we disturb you?"
March 7th saw Diting clinging tightly to Kiana and realized that Diting's appearance seemed to be bothering this little sister and the two older sisters beside her.
She quickly apologized to Kiana.
Stelle and Tingyun stood behind March 7th. Stelle looked at Diting clinging to Kiana and couldn't help but complain to Tingyun beside her.
"Isn't this a tracking mechanism developed by the Craftsmanship Division, imitating the five senses of the Fox Clan? And this is it?"
"Don't tell me this little girl in front of us is Kiana. She hasn't shrunk that much, has she?"
Tingyun was also a bit at a loss for words.
Watching Diting still clinging to Kiana, Tingyun wondered if the Craftsmanship Department had been slacking off lately, otherwise why wasn't Diting responding?
Meanwhile, Kiana looked at March 7th, who was apologizing before her, and Stelle, who was complaining to Tingyun behind her.
She really wanted to say, "I am Kiana, and Diting is correct."
But it felt so boring.
Kiana also wanted to know if March 7th and Stelle could recognize her as Kiana, and what their expressions would be after she revealed herself.
Thinking of this, Kiana couldn't help but smile.
"Sister, it's okay, my name is Durandal. What are your names?"
"Little sister Durandal, I'm March 7th. These two behind me are Tingyun and..."
"Galaxy Baseballer!"
Not far away, Silver Wolf, who was hiding and watching the show, glanced at Kafka beside her.
"Is Stelle's brain a bit off after being implanted with a Stellaron? Also, did these people really not recognize that little white-haired ball of fluff as Kiana? Her appearance hasn't changed much."
"Perhaps this is human nature. If they don't recognize someone at first glance, even if subsequent clues prove their identity, they'll rationalize it and confirm their initial judgment."
"Kafka, what you're saying makes sense. But are we just going to let that person go back?"
"Let her go back. Elio also said not to pay attention to her anymore."
"But who is Durandal?"
Kafka didn't reply and left without looking back.
Seeing that Kafka had no interest in continuing their idle chat, Silver Wolf put her things away and followed Kafka.
"So you were saying you were performing the 'chest smashing stone' act?"
Seeing Kiana approach the hammer, Guinaifen suddenly remembered if her brain had gone fuzzy. How could a little girl, even a Pathstrider, possibly lift such a large hammer?
She was about to stop her and ask March 7th and the others to help with the performance instead, but she already saw Kiana lift the heavy iron hammer and walk step by step towards her lying position.
"Wait a moment."
Stelle's voice interrupted everyone's actions and thoughts. She drew the symbol of her identity, a baseball bat that looked like a curiosity, and handed it to Kiana.
"I don't know why, but I feel like you're also a born Galaxy Baseballer. This bat is much more useful than a hammer, smash with this."
Kiana didn't act coy. She thanked Stelle and took the baseball bat from her hand.
As the baseball bat entered her grasp, a feeling of complete understanding surged to the top of her head, and even her entire aura changed.
"Good, one more member for the Galaxy Baseballer! May everyone believe in the baseball bat!"
March 7th rolled her eyes at Stelle exasperatedly.
She felt Stelle was getting stranger and stranger. Even though there were other weapons available, she insisted on using the baseball bat.
Even though there were many dolls on the train, Stelle insisted on liking the trash can.
Furthermore, this little sister in front of her felt very familiar, and she had an overwhelming urge to hug her, even to kidnap her.
This feeling made her strongly condemn Stelle's behavior of corrupting the little one.
Kiana raised the bat and looked at Guinaifen, who was lying on the street floor.
As if to accommodate her height, Guinaifen didn't lie on the bed of wooden chairs like Sushang, but chose to lie on the ground.
"Are you ready?"
In response to Kiana's question, Guinaifen didn't speak. Instead, she extended her left hand, leaving only her right hand to support the stone slab on her chest.
Her extended left hand also reached towards the sky, forming a V-sign.
And in a flash.
While everyone's eyes were still on Guinaifen making the V-sign, Kiana's bat had already fallen, smashing the stone slab on Guinaifen's chest into pieces.
While everyone's attention was focused on Guinaifen, someone else's attention was drawn to Kiana.
Watching the white strands of hair flutter as she swung the bat.
Watching Kiana lift her hair and tuck it behind her ear after everything was over.
For some reason, it made a few people's hearts flutter.
March 7th, who was closer and directly witnessed this graceful gesture, felt her heart being struck.
A criminal thought emerged in her mind.
"Benefactor, why are you taking out a sack? And where did you get this sack from?"
"Sack, what sack? Oh, you mean this pink capture artifact? This is my collection."
"Wait, even if it's pink, it's still a sack! Benefactor, you're not planning to commit a crime, are you? Calm down!"
And at this moment, Guinaifen's performance had concluded. After clearing away the surrounding onlookers, she also ended her livestream.
When she turned around, she saw March 7th already holding a pink sack and standing behind Kiana.
"Watch out!"
Kiana heard the voice and turned around.
She saw March 7th, flushed and wearing a smile like a pervert's, holding the pink sack and standing behind her.
"Pervert!"
"Per... pervert!"
Kiana launched a verbal attack.
Kiana's verbal attack hit a critical.
March 7th took damage.
March 7th was defeated.
March 7th entered a grayscale state.
Looking at March 7th, who was frozen in an orz pose, and then at the pink sack beside her.
Oh no, March 7th has been possessed by the lesbian from next door!
Kiana did not accept Guinaifen's payment, nor did she eat with the two of them. Instead, she chose to leave alone.
As for revealing her identity to March 7th?
If it were before, Kiana might have considered it, just to see what kind of expression March 7th would make.
But now, with her current state and March 7th's recent actions.
Kiana worried that if she really revealed herself, in her current form, she might be mistaken for a kitten and be completely devoured by March 7th.
"I'm the one, wait until I change back!"
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