Honkai: Star Rail, Starting as Kiana
Chapter 208

If You Won't Let Me Slack Off, You Might as Well Let Me Die.

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"Why are you like this again?"

Sampo forced a helpless smile and said nothing.

She pointed to the sign-in sheet in front of her, and the two of them signed it.

In addition to recording the name of the guest, this form also has a place to fill in the gift money.

Qing Que was very embarrassed at this time, because she came to play, so she didn't take too much luggage with her and chose to check it in.

Therefore, in addition to the clothes on her body, she now only has a small Jade Abacus and a pair of Jade Tile.

Money before?

What time has it been, who still carries cash every day?

"Well, can I pay online?"

"Can't."

Finally, in order to give a gift to his big boss, Qing Que still took out the pair of Jade Tile that he carried with him.

"Qing Que comes as a gift, and a set of original Jade Tile!"

"Hey, what is original flavor?"

Sampo looked at Kiana, his eyes full of expectation, as if she could leave after Kiana finished the ceremony.

"By the way, can you do anything here?"

"That's right."

"Well, you may need to pick up the things I brought with you, is that okay?"

"No problem."

"Okay, then I'll take Aha."

"Kiana, follow Aha... huh?"

No, some good person goes out with a star god with courtesy, and does Aha know about it? Even if he knows, will Aha agree?

Well, it is indeed possible, but how to do it?

Kiana: Sampo, the organization has given you a task and you need to carry it out.

Sampo: Obey the organization's arrangements.

Kiana: Okay, then go and capture Aha and give it to Lan and Yaoshi as a gift.

Sampo: Guaranteed to be completed...

Sampo: Wait, who? Catch Aha?

Fortunately, the Ling Sampo Alliance now has eight Is in charge of X records, and after Bachia Lina has determined the contents of the four gifts, Sampo's work is over.

And judging from the performance of Sampo, it seems that they are the final participants?

Perhaps he was also the only participant, because there were no other names on the list.

However, it cannot be ruled out that the previous list is full, but this reason is too far-fetched.

After the two of them entered the venue and saw the scenery, they were speechless.

A beautiful figure like a goddess is holding a spotlight above the stage.

Around the stage, a stone giant was holding a stone hammer and knocking on the surrounding area. Every time he hit it, the scope of the wedding scene would expand by one point.

And a humanoid being made of ice and snow was carrying a camera and recording every scene of the wedding scene.

In the center, a projection screen appeared over there, and in the corner of the projection screen, a mechanical body was there. It seemed that the projected picture was what he had prepared.

And there were two others who clearly didn't do anything, but just being there made Kiana almost stop laughing.

Kiana quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded the scene here.

A master of ceremonies dressed in bishop's style stood there.

Although the scene of Xianzhou's second-style wedding was mixed, it was very strange to see a Western-style wedding drinking and dressing up.

But that's not the point.

The point is, the person holding Golden Cross and wearing bishop's clothing is none other than Aha.

After all, no one else but him would wear that mask.

And the other one is the only figure sitting down in the field.

The owner who got the broken wounds on his body and the divine blood flowing like magma was none other than Destruction Aeon Nanook.

As the only one who has no mission and is a guest, he is sitting there wearing a special suit. The only special thing is the sign on the table where he is.

ex-girlfriend seat

Huh?

Wait, ex-boyfriend? Ex-girlfriend?

Wait, the woman is Lan and the man is Yaoshi.

No, these three are all men!

Although Kiana wanted it before this scene, and even said it out loud, making a wish to Jade.

But after it actually happened, Kiana's little mind was still shut down for a moment.

And Qing Que was even more dumbfounded.

Perhaps because they were worried that someone would not know the identities of everyone at the wedding, there was a transparent sign floating above everyone's head.

There are their names on it, and they even write down very thoughtfully what kind of star gods they are.

Qing Que: It's broken. After seeing this scene, can I still leave alive?

Chapter 346 If you don't let me fish, you might as well let me die.

Everything today is very enjoyable to watch Kiana.

She was very lucky that she came to Qing Que as soon as possible, otherwise how could she have encountered such an interesting thing.

But if I think about it from another direction, is it possible that what happened has something to do with me? Qing Que was just innocently affected by me?

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

At least Kiana will not admit that this matter has anything to do with her.

"The ancient customs are melodious, the phoenix seeks the phoenix, and the singing of the phoenix tells the story. Xianzhou wedding shows the splendor, and the love is as long as the ancient road. I wish the couple a hundred years of happiness and a happy marriage forever!"

"Without further ado, let us first appreciate the bride and groom wearing Xianzhou traditional phoenix crowns and harems, showing their beauty and solemnity."

When Kiana and Qing Que sat down, Aha began to read the host's words.

Looking at the small notebook in Aha's hand, it seemed that he had prepared a long list of host words, but after reading just one sentence, he turned to the last page of the notebook.

"I announce now: The wedding ceremony begins now! Let us welcome the two newlyweds to their debut with warm applause!"

I don't know where the music came from.

As the music sounded, the two newcomers also came to the front.

It's just...

No matter how you look at it, Lan with the red hijab is too rude!

At least let him wear it. After all, if a boy and a girl look alike, it won't feel out of place if he wears it.

But this is also interesting?

But unlike Kiana who was eager to try, Qing Que couldn't wait to bury his head under the table.

When he saw his boss wearing a wedding dress and a red hijab, and the other party was his old enemy the Scourge of Abundance, Qing Que just wanted to pretend that he didn't exist.

But the voice of Aha continues.

"The bride and groom are turning left or right. How does the groom feel now? Is he happy or not?"

"I know you are very happy. Look how new you are today! Take a good look at what's new about you? New face, new teeth, new shave, new haircut; new shirt, new tie, new leather shoes; new vest, new suit, and a new pair of underwear underneath."

After hearing what Aha said, not to mention Kiana who was already very interested, even Qing Que couldn't help but raise his head and look at the two people in the field.

So, just how the two of them are dressed up, how can you tell whether they are dressed up or not?

"Look at the bride: she is "good"! She has good eyebrows, good eyes, a good nose, a good mouth, good breasts, a good face. The most important thing is that she has a good heart."

"Right?"

When Aha said this, he also moved the microphone to where Kiana and the two were, but Aha directly took back the microphone without waiting for the two to respond.

"What a beautiful couple! To use a classic line to describe it: a perfect match!"

"Next, I will ask the two newcomers questions in the name of Cupid, the god of love."

Aha took the hands of Lan and Yaoshi and put them together.

"Groom, your eyes are looking at the bride affectionately. Are you willing to marry Miss Lan in front of you as your wife? No matter whether you are poor or rich, in sickness or in health, you will always protect her, respect her and love her?"

"Okay, I know you are willing, next one!"

"Bride, your eyes are looking at the groom affectionately. Are you willing to marry Mr. Yaoshi in front of you and be his wife? No matter whether you are poor or rich, in sickness or in health, we will always know each other and accompany him to the ends of the earth and to the ends of the earth?"

"Needless to say, I also know you are willing to skip, skip!"

"Since you have chosen each other, I hope you can accompany him to the ends of the earth and to the ends of the earth, and I hope you can love him till the end of the world. If everything could start over again in the future, it would not change your decision, because this is your unchanging commitment and a choice without regrets!"

Aha took a look at the formalities he had prepared and found that it involved exchanging tokens, lines for witnessing the marriage, and handing over a glass of wine, which was extremely cumbersome.

Aha threw away the things in his hands and picked up the cross in his hands.

"Okay, the groom can blow the bride's mouth, hurry up, hurry up!"

Kiana was almost stunned by the sudden change of Aha.

While the front leg was still taking the oath, the back leg took out the cross and made the two of them pout.

Okay, okay, as expected of you, Messengers of Joy.

Just when the wedding was going on, Qing Que felt that the seats next to him were empty. When he looked again, he found that Kiana had disappeared at some point, came to the stage, and took away the microphone belonging to Aha.

"Is there any objection?"

"Okay, no need to say more, I know you object."

Kiana, like Aha, did not wait for the people in the audience to speak, and directly made a qualitative conclusion, pointing to Destruction Aeon Nanook who was sitting at the ex-girlfriend's table and said.

"Okay, now that the wedding is here, it's time to ease the marriage robbery, rush duck!"

After saying this, Kiana came to the edge of the stage, leaving a broad path for those who charge for love.

And Nanook didn't hesitate. He tore open his suit and rushed towards Yaoshi's position.

Lan, not to be outdone at all, drew his bow and fired three light arrows at Nanook.

Qing Que hid under the table as soon as possible. Although a small table could not withstand much of the aftermath of the battle.

"Wuwuwuwuwu, Taibu big b person a, general army Da Mingren, I made a mistake, I will never touch the fish again in the future, bless the little sparrow that I can go back alive today, wuwuwu!"

Aha on the side had already arrived at Kiana's side, took out a small bench and melon seeds, and started eating melons.

"Hahaha, do you like the gift I prepared for you?"

"It's okay, so they shouldn't be the real ones, right? Your clones?"

"Hahaha, have you been guessed? I thought about looking for them, but Lan's petty mind came up and shot me two arrows. It's so scary!"

Aha Although he said he was scared, Lan's two light arrows did not pose much of a threat to him, he just thought it was very interesting.

"However, there is someone here who is me. Guess who it is?"

Looking at Kliper who is still dusting, Idrila who is acting as the lighting engineer, the Doctor who is playing the projection and showing the "warm" photos of Lan and Yaoshi, and Fuli who is acting as the photographer, none of them look like the real ones.

"Wait, are you me?"

Aha didn't speak, just laughed.

And as the wedding performance came to an end, the surrounding scenery slowly faded away, leaving nothingness in the end.

Qing Que, who was hiding under the table, found himself floating in the void, like a fish that had just left the water.

And the next moment, she was brought back to the Star Skiff where she came from by Kiana.

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