Honkai: Star Rail, Starting as Kiana
Chapter 217

Fu Xuan: You Guys... Have Been Getting Pretty Wild Behind My Back

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After all, it's not like the three of them have never fought together before, especially March 7th and Fu Xuan. They were still firm allies when fighting against Kiana. Although after the battle, the intrigues began and March 7th was unilaterally deceived by Fu Xuan. I have never seen anything like that.

So, March 7th directly found a dry place and sat down.

After giving the milk tea to Kiana, he held the milk tea in his arms, took out the straw, and planned to taste it.

Looking at the package of milk tea that March 7th took out, Fu Xuan suddenly showed an unnatural expression.

March 7th didn't notice it, but Kiana did.

Following Qi Fu Xuan's emu eyes to look at Xi Lailing, Si discovered that what Fu [Xuan was looking at Qi was the two cups of new milk tea bought by Shaanxi March 7th t.

"Could it be..."

"Fu Xuan, do you want to try it too?"

"I don't need it, I just have Star Taro Bobo."

After saying that, Fu Xuan took out a sugar jar, added some powdered sugar into Star Taro Bobo, and then started drinking.

Looking at Fu Xuan's pretty face that had always been cold and cold, but now showing such a cute and enjoying expression, Kiana really wanted to reach out and pinch it.

"What are you doing?"

"It's okay, I saw a cute creature. Humans always want to rua, don't they?"

Kiana retracted her hand, but she was still curious as to why Fu Xuan had such an expression when she looked at the milk tea in their hands just now.

So Kiana was not in a hurry to drink it, fearing that the reputation of this new milk tea, like Star Taro Bobo and Immortal's Happy Tea, would be too polarized.

Although there are only a few people who like Star Taro Bobo, just like Fu Xuan.

And there are many people who like Immortal's Happy Tea.

As a result, March 7th had just taken the first sip with great anticipation, and as soon as he started to taste it, his face suddenly changed.

It was as if he had heard that the coffee he drank was the coffee prepared by Himeko, with an expression as if he was about to die.

"Bah, bah, bah, what a strange smell is this!"

March 7th It was too late to vomit now, so she spat a few times, but the small sip of milk tea had already been taken down, and the smell was still lingering in her taste buds, making her look like "I don't want to live anymore."

"Poof!"

Fu Xuan really didn't hold back when he saw March 7th's expression.

Or maybe it's because I'm already very familiar with March 7th, and Kiana is here, so I'm not so restrained, and I don't have the majestic image of Taibu in the past. Instead, I'm like a girl next door.

"Fu Xuan, you are teasing me!"

"I don't have any. This matter has nothing to do with me. If you really don't believe it, you can search for the reviews of this new drink on Xianzhou."

March 7th's expression clearly showed disbelief, but Fu Xuan said so, and March 7th couldn't just say "I don't care, I don't care." That's what children and shrews would do.

March 7th Type Sticky Rice Lemon Tea word by word according to the name of the milk tea packaging, and then find it in the search engine.

On the internal LAN of Xianzhou Luofu, there are mixed reviews.

Negative reviews are normal, they all say it tastes weird or has other problems.

Just like the negative review with the most likes.

I was ruined by this cup of Sticky Rice Lemon Tea today. I suggest that if you are too free, you can challenge it. The moment this cup of drink entered my mouth, I knew that my mouth was violated. This is simply a ten-year-old dog's feet+donkey's feet+athlete's feet. The stinky socks that haven't been washed for three days + the smell of sweat + the smell of ginger are too unpleasant to drink. How can there be such an unpleasant thing in the world? Just take a small sip and my stomach acid starts to surge, making me gag uncontrollably! Silly x company, you are really going too far!

But the good reviews are different, they are all kinds of, and most of them contain crazy content.

First of all, as soon as I opened the thermal bag, a faint smell of feet wafted out, giving me a slightly tipsy feeling like drinking soju after a little exercise.

The first taste is slightly sweet, with a hint of lemon sourness. Three seconds after drinking it, only the taste of fermented glutinous rice is left in your mouth. It's like cotton socks suddenly breaking free from the shackles of leather shoes, and you have been sweating and sweating repeatedly for a whole day.

The dry smell is really unique. There is no moist sour smell as expected, but a very pure fragrant and smelly foot smell. It has an endless aftertaste and is worth tasting again and again.

Saw these crazy good reviews.

March 7th all doubt whether these people are serious, are they just having fun, or are they just negative reviews?

But on one thing, everyone has the same opinion.

That is, this new milk tea is a cup of milk tea that smells like feet.

There are no stockings in the stocking milk tea, but Sticky Rice Lemon Tea really has the smell of fermented feet.

It says it smells like fermentation, has anyone tasted it? I mean the smell of feet, not Sticky Rice Lemon Tea.

Seeing this, March 7th was dumbfounded.

She glanced at the milk tea in her hand and threw it away.

"Ah! Then why do so many people buy this kind of thing?"

"Perhaps... it's because of curiosity?"

There is no way of knowing the truth, but one thing is certain.

That is, if time could come back again, March 7th would definitely not buy this new type of milk tea.

Even if you drink Himeko hand-ground coffee...

Okay, you can't drink this either, one will kill you, the other will kill you.

And Kiana looked at the same milk tea as March 7th, but the proportion of ingredients was slightly different.

Kiana silently threw it aside.

"It's so funny that you're just a fool to drink it when you know there's something wrong!"

Chapter 360 Fu Xuan: You... are having fun behind my back.

The first day back to Xianzhou Luofu: I have returned to my territory. From today on, starting from Fu Xuan, Xianzhou Luofu will return to my embrace!

The next day: Fu Xuan It's great, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Day Three: March 7th newly learned service, we will talk about it tomorrow

Day 4: March 7th and Fu Xuan in the form of animal ears are very astringent, we will talk about them tomorrow.

Day 5: The newly bought clothes have arrived, this time it's a maid outfit, let's kill!

Day 6: How could I be so depraved? I'm going to repent today, so I'll go to the Divination Department.

Qi Qiyan: The green bird slipped into work and touched the fish, and I found it, so I cried and I thought about touching the fish for a whole day, no*, no, no, Kiana, how can you be so depraved? Xianzhou I'm still waiting for your leadership to lead to prosperity!

Day 8: Play cards and fish.

Day 9: I was caught playing cards and fishing by Fu Xuan. Fu Xuan was very rude to me, but the white silk Fu Xuan was very soft.

On the tenth day,...

"Peng!"

After the battle between the three of them, they simply washed themselves and went to another room to rest.

In the middle of the night, Fu Xuan, who had lost a lot of water, couldn't sleep due to dry mouth, so he got up to get some water to drink.

At first, she didn't notice that Kiana was not in the bed, but when she just got a glass of water and planned to finish it and go back to sleep, she saw Kiana sitting on the sofa, writing something.

And Fu Xuan thought that Kiana had the habit of writing a diary. Just when he wanted to go over and see what Kiana wrote in his diary, he saw these strange contents.

Fu Xuan couldn't hold back, picked up the pillow of the sofa next to him and hit Kiana on the head.

"What are you writing!"

Kiana was not embarrassed at all when his little notebook was caught by Fu Xuan. Instead, he started talking nonsense seriously.

"I'm writing a diary."

"What's a diary if something didn't happen?"

"Future Diary. What do you think, I will call this diary Future Diary from now on?"

Kiana thought for a while, looked at Fu Xuan with pink hair, and shook his head.

Although they all have pink hair, Fu Xuan is fine, but the yandere Yuno is not necessary.

Old show, Mirai Diary, if you haven't seen it, don't worry, it's just a joke.

"What nonsense are you talking about, and you still call yourself me, are you out of your mind?"

As Fu Xuan said, his hand was already on Kiana's head.

"It seems a little hot. Do you really have a fever?"

Fu Xuan glanced at the water glass he had placed on the table. He had been holding the water glass just now, perhaps because of this, the temperature of his palms had become lower, causing an error.

Thinking like this, Fu Xuan sat directly on Kiana's body and put his head close to Kiana's head.

And that's when...

"You guys!"

March 7th, who was originally sleepy, felt no longer sleepy instantly when she saw the two of them on the sofa eating secretly behind her back.

And because of the two people's behavior, March 7th immediately puffed up his face and looked at the two people.

It seemed that he wanted to use his presence to interrupt the two people's spellcasting.

However, Fu Xuan seemed to have not seen her existence and was still pressing on her step by step.

Then...

March 7th There was no cage in front of Fu Mu. Fu Xuan just put his forehead on Qi-Yana Wu's forehead and stopped moving.

"It's strange, you don't have a fever?"

Fu Xuan separated herself from Kiana's forehead, and seemed to have just seen March 7th, and then told March 7th what she had just seen.

"Oh, so when will you get up..."

The jealous little March 7th was upset again. Seeing that Fu Xuan hadn't gotten over Kiana yet, although the fight didn't start again, she was still a little unhappy.

Fu Xuan:...

Fu Xuan stood up, patted the corner of his clothes, and sat next to Kiana. March 7th also came to the other side, and looked at the contents of Kiana's small notebook with Fu Xuan.

As a result, March 7th also showed the same expression as Fu Xuan before.

"However, I am more curious as to why Kiana suddenly started calling himself me. It seems that she and Xing had called themselves this way when they first arrived at Xianzhou Luofu."

"Could it be that the so-called second phase has arrived?"

After thinking about it, Kiana's age seems to be enough for ordinary people to be in the second grade of middle school.

However, March 7th did not echo Fu Xuan's words, but turned his head and began to change the topic.

"It's nothing. It's getting late. Why don't we go to bed early? Fu Xuan Do you still have to go to work tomorrow morning?"

"No, I am on vacation at this time and can have a good rest tomorrow."

"Well, staying up late is not good for your health."

"It doesn't matter. If it were before, I would still be processing official documents at this time."

"Well, I'm a little tired, so I'll go and rest first."

If Fu Xuan still doesn't understand that March 7th wants to change the topic, then her divination is in vain.

Fu Xuan can now confirm that Kiana has become so good, it must be related to March 7th.

I just don't know whether March 7th is the culprit or an accomplice.

"Tell me, what do you know?"

Faced with Fu Xuan's inquiry, March 7th chose to act stupid and try to escape.

"I don't know anything."

However, March 7th's acting skills need to be improved. Although she said it had nothing to do with her, in order not to expose herself with her panicked eyes, she chose to turn her head to the other side, which made Fu Xuan more suspicious of her.

Finally, under the attack of Fu Xuan's eyes, March 7th chose to escape.

But, she wanted to run away, but she didn't.

"Aren't you a divination expert? Why are you so good and so fast?"

"Of course it is. I am the future General Luofu. Whether it is planning, leading troops, or fighting, I am proficient in everything."

Saying that, Fu Xuan also took out the long sword placed aside.

This also reminded Kiana of what he said back then. It seemed that it was only after that that Fu Xuan took out the long sword.

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