Honkai: Star Rail, Starting as Kiana
Chapter 303

Big Sis Lingsha, I don't want to die / You wouldn't even call me "General"?

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But on the side, Sushang, who was buying some medicine for bruises and bruises for his comrades, interrupted, "Huh? Why does it have anything to do with temperament? Is it considered a disease if you have a bad temperament?"

Ling Sha: As expected of you, the title Big Pillow Li is indeed correct.

Chapter 506 Sister Ling Sha, I don't want to die

Although Ling Sha was a little helpless about Sushang's stable performance, after all, unlike Xing, he did not deliberately cause trouble, but simply had a small brain capacity. She sighed and thought about explaining something to Sushang in a way that Sushang could understand.

"It's) the nature of the dream is ordered by Mr. X! The meaning is... l... How can I explain it to you? The truth is that the brain is broken."

"Oh, my brain is broken?!"

Sushang on the side looked at Luca's expression with a little pity.

As a friend of the Easter match, I never expected that Luca would be so physically disabled and strong-willed.

However, Luca had no reaction, but Xinghe Ling Sha looked at Sushang with strange eyes.

The two of them didn't speak, but their expressions clearly said:

"Do you think of him that way?"

Sushang is also quite famous among Xianzhou. Of course, this reputation is not because she is the daughter of Suyi, but because of her live broadcast performance when she became the supernumerary team of the Ten Lords Bureau and Ghost-catching squad.

After all, a Ghost-catching squad went to investigate the truth about Suiyuan, only to be frightened and fainted countless times. And the cute, brainless Sushang also became famous in one battle.

Although some colleagues of Cloud Knights feel embarrassed, there are also many people who have become fans of Sushang.

Her current number of fans on Xianzhou is only slightly lower than that on Guinaifen.

But...

The most famous reason for Sushang is her head. Although she is very cute and smart, people like Sushang are equally cute when they are innocent and empty-headed.

"Hey, has Luofu become a zombie lately?"

The sudden appearance of Kiana did not scare anyone else. It only scared the timid and empty-headed Sushang whose development was worthy of pride.

Honkai Universe's Fu Hua and tips: Where have all the nutrients in Mount Taixu gone? After looking at Li Sushang, I understand.

"Yeah! You scared me!"

"But zombies! Luofu Are there any zombies?"

Sushang suddenly picked up Xuanyuan and looked around cautiously, as if he was really worried that a zombie would appear soon and give her a bite.

"No, Luofu doesn't have zombies, so don't take fantasy things as reality!"

"Hey, it turns out there isn't one?"

As expected of Sushang, it's so beautiful, with an empty-headed beauty.

"You lied to me!!!"

Suddenly, Kiana felt that he saw the shadow of March 7th on Sushang's body.

March 7th: If you want to say I'm stupid, just say it straight away, don't beat around the bush.

"Hey..."

Kiana let out a long sigh and looked at Sushang with pity in his eyes.

And soon, except for Sushang and Luca, who had little knowledge of Xianzhou culture, everyone else understood what Kiana wanted to say.

"Well, Sushang, Kiana means, your heads were eaten by zombies."

"Eh...Luca's head was eaten by zombies!"

"Wait..." Sushang suddenly thought of something wrong, "Hey, who are you?"

Sushang looked left and right, seemingly looking for where the other person whose brain was eaten by the zombies was.

Finally, she suddenly noticed that the surroundings suddenly fell silent.

And she also noticed that someone seemed to be looking at her.

And when she looked at the crowd, she realized that everyone's eyes were on her.

Sushang realized it later, pointed to himself with his index finger in disbelief and said:

"Could it be... that you're talking about me?"

"As expected of you!"

Kiana, who originally teased Sushang, felt that it was a bit too much to tease Sushang like this. After all, Sushang really didn't notice...

"Don't worry, you two, since you are here at Alchemy Commission, I will try my best to find a solution."

"Hey, don't you refute? I'm really not sick!!!"

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to Sushang. Ling Sha also prepared an inspection package for Sushang.

"Stand still and don't move... three, two, one..."

"Eggplant!"

Sushang An eggplant allows everyone to achieve success in an instant.

She originally felt that it was pointless to add inspections to Sushang, but now, she suddenly felt that she should consider adding inspection items to Sushang.

"Three two one, one two three, ah ah..."

"You too... forget it..."

Ling Sha originally wanted to preach to Kiana, but when she thought of what Kiana had done, it seemed that ordinary preaching was meaningless. There was nothing she could do about Kiana, so she gave up just as she was about to speak.

Looking at the negatives taken by the two of them, Ling Sha first looked at the negative of Sushang with a solemn expression.

Sushang, who originally thought it was like taking a photo, felt very interesting, suddenly felt a thump in his heart.

Although Sushang's understanding of Xianzhou's culture is not even as good as that of some outsiders.

However, she knew very well about the old saying of Xianzhou, "If you are not afraid of a smiling doctor, you are afraid of a low-looking doctor."

Because this sentence is equally applicable no matter where it is.

Of course, some black clinics opened to collect money are not included.

"Doctor... doctor... am I going to die?"

Ling Sha is as white as Sushang, and you are also a "doctor", you have traveled through time, right? However, she did not correct Sushang's words. Instead, she walked up to Sushang, patted Sushang's shoulder, and said earnestly:

"Eat something good."

"Eh..."

A doctor's classic line made Sushang so frightened that he almost rolled his eyes and fainted.

Kiana and Xing, who originally took it as a joke, also looked at the shaky Sushang with worried expressions. Similarly, they also cast questioning glances at Ling Sha.

"Ling Sha, what happened to her?"

Ling Sha sighed and said, "Nothing. According to the examination results, there is nothing wrong with her at all. In other words, she is just really empty-headed and doesn't know anything."

"Ah this..."

When looking at Luca's examination film, Ling Sha was silent again, then frowned and lowered his head in silence, as if he was looking for the same Amway in Remembrance in his mind.

"Could it be that Luca is also empty-headed?"

After all, Ling Sha had just made the same move, which makes people wonder whether Sushang and Luca are in the same situation.

"Coach, you..."

Luca looked at Xing, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of his temporary coach Xing, he turned out to be an empty-headed guy.

Ling Sha didn't pay attention to Xing's speech. Finally, she seemed to have a sudden inspiration and woke up from her deep thoughts.

"There is a huge shadow in his mind... Could it be that..."

"I, I'm still young, doctor, I don't want to die yet..."

Ling Sha:...

Forget it, a doctor is a doctor, at least he is more normal than the doctor Sushang. Although I am actually Cauldron Master from Alchemy Commission, even if I am not called Cauldron Master, I should be called a doctor or a Danshi.

Chapter 507 You don't even want to call me General

"That is to say, is there a possibility that this black shadow is actually Sushang's raised hand when she called Eggplant just now?"

"I told you, this is not a group photo!"

Ling Sha feels that in just a few minutes, her ability to complain has surpassed all her ability to complain since she was reincarnated.

Ling Sha calmed down a little, and finally looked at Luca who looked worried.

"Judging from the imaging results, there seems to be no problem with your head. Mr. Luca, have you eaten anything special recently?"

"Let me think about it, when I first arrived at Xianzhou, I ate some specialties Ming Tang Gao, Spicy Beef Offal, Scales Abyss Ice Spring, Soda Bean Juice, Spicy Diced Chicken, Garlic Sprouts Pork Belly..."

"After the competition officially starts, my recipes will be fixed: Brown Rice, corn, buckwheat, Boiled Chicken Breast, Boiled Beef Leg, Boiled Fish, Boiled Shrimp..."

"Uh... where are you feeding the pigs?"

Sushang covered his mouth in shock and looked at Luca as if he were a monster.

After all, this is like a menu with dish names. Sushang feels that if this is given to me and I eat it for a whole day, I may not be able to finish it. There is probably some leftover.

Then you said, this is just a recipe for your meal?

Even among Cloud-to-Guard who works and trains extremely intensively, Sushang has never seen such a terrifying appetite.

Everyone's appetite is pretty much the same, and the difference is at most an extra bowl of rice or half a bowl of noodles.

However, when Sushang said this, Xing looked at Kiana.

Speaking of which, Kiana seems to be a big eater, and unlike Luca, Luca trains a lot every day and consumes a lot of energy. At the same time, in order to increase muscle, it requires a lot of protein and energy.

However, Kiana seems to eat a lot on a daily basis, and the amount of meals he eats every day is not much different from that of Luca. In fact, Kiana has never been truly full. He only eats as much as he wants and accepts all comers.

It was as if her stomach was a bottomless pit with no end.

Moreover, Kiana lies in bed every day and does not exercise. He even feels tired when walking. He walks around every day without consuming it. So what about the energy from these foods? Where did it go?

Kiana's slender waist seems to be able to be cut off with just a pinch. Even she would be envious of it sometimes. Although there are some muscles in her legs, they are still very slender and slim. Then the problem is, eating so much every day, and so many high-calorie foods and snacks, where has the fat that should be there gone?

Xing's eyes gradually moved upward, and finally, she knew where those useless fats had gone.

"Mr. Luca, tell me boldly, is Xing abusing you? I will make the decision for you!"

Xing, who was still thinking that all Kiana's fat had gone somewhere, was suddenly lifted up by Sushang, turned his head sharply, and looked at Sushang.

Sushang, who originally said he wanted to make the decision for Luca, hurriedly hid behind Kiana, stretched out only half of his head, and showed Xing his forehead.

"No! It's during the competition now. I have to control my diet and don't dare to eat randomly."

"Although he eats an amazing amount of food, he doesn't eat anything that will damage his brain."

Ling Sha found nothing that would cause hallucinations from the recipes mentioned by Luca, so Ling Sha temporarily stopped further research and turned to look at Kiana.

After all, there is a harmless Abundance guy right in front of him. He is causing harm to Alchemy Commission here every day. What's wrong with his efforts?

"Kiana, please."

"You don't even want to call me General."

Ling Sha was almost made to complain again by Kiana's words.

But looking at the white particles that appeared from Luca's body like a miracle, Ling Sha stopped talking and began to observe this another patient who was treated by Kiana.

Sushang was also curious, stretched out his hand and tapped the white particles in the air.

"Yeah!"

Sushang was also shocked when he saw that the particles suddenly disappeared after touching his fingers, as if they were absorbed into his body.

And Sushang suddenly felt that his body seemed to be a lot lighter, and even his strength seemed to have increased.

Just because Sushang was still too young, and with Suyi's upbringing and Cloud Knights's scientific training, it didn't leave too many hidden wounds, so he didn't groan like others.

Sushang thought her strength had greatly increased, so she pressed the tip of her sword Xuanyuan Sword against the ground, then let go of one hand, trying to lift Xuanyuan with one hand like her mother Suyi, but unfortunately, she failed.

On the contrary, it was because of the unstable center of gravity that Xuanyuan began to swing disobediently as soon as it was lifted. Luca had just woken up from the cure and felt the lightness of his body as if he had been reborn. He planned to speak and thank Kiana.

As a result, when he opened his eyes, what he saw was not someone else, but the sword blade of Xuanyuan Sword in Sushang's hand, which was less than half a meter away from him.

Luca:!

Fortunately, Kiana took action in time and stabilized Sushang, so that the two people who were empty-minded did not end up in a tragic situation where one was killed and the other injured.

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