Miss March, why are you eating a light bulb? / Are all Xianzhou natives these days a little crazy?
Yanqing:?
Dominating Moon Sea Fish Fish Cat: Look at you in the photo.
Yanqing:...
Yanqing quickly turned off the communication and calmed down.
Because he was worried that if he continued to watch like this, there would be no need to compete in the game.
Such a scene that represents honor, why did Yanqing feel so ashamed when Kiana said that!
Perhaps many years later, when Yanqing becomes an adult or even becomes the future Sword Master, Kiana will take out this photo and cancel it.
And this photo may also become one of the few black histories of Yanqing.
At this time, Yanqing was just about to take a break and compete with Kiana in the most perfect state, when he heard a reminder sound that he had set to pay special attention to, and it rang at this time.
Jing Yuan: How about improving the recipe a little? I heard that bone broth can increase height, although there is no basis for it, and it is not common sense, but what if it happens?
Yanqing:...
Yanqing didn't say anything. He just wanted to go back to the past and punch his past self.
Finally, when Yanqing turned off the communication equipment and practiced carefully, the rest time passed quickly.
And under the influence of the battles recorded in the annals of history, the match between Yanqing and Kiana attracted the attention of countless people.
At this moment, all the spectators, as well as the players who have finished the game, are also paying attention to this decisive final.
But no matter who wins, Luofu's goal of showing off his wrist has been achieved.
So Jing Yuan is drinking tea and playing with the birds now, not caring at all about who won the last game.
Presumably, when Martial Arts Ceremony comes to an end, and when Fu Qing returns, all we have to do is wait for that guest to arrive, and Luofu can return to the peace of the past.
"Luofu, Cloud Knight Vanguard, Yanqing, please enlighten me!"
Looking at Yanqing who bowed to him, Kiana never expected that Yanqing also had such a side.
So he also learned the movements that March 7th had prepared for himself when he first started learning swordsmanship and said:
"The top of the immortals, proud of the world, only I can achieve heaven! Taixu swordsmanship, Kiana Kaslana!"
"Ah!!!" March 7th let out a sharp blast!
There is no way, because this line is the line that March 7th originally planned to say on the stage.
Now that Kiana said it in front of everyone, even though no one knew what she had prepared, it still made her feel extremely shy.
Yanqing had just summoned the flying sword and planned to fight steadily. Finally, he relied on his own understanding from the "big sister"'s teachings. In this arena, he used the sword skills as his trump card in the battle with Hulei, and when he and Kiana brought the game to an end.
Just as Jimi announced the start of the competition, Kiana flew into the air, the pure white cloak flying automatically without any wind.
And Kiana raised the sword finger of his right hand, and the sword formula blurted out. "God, the changes are extreme, and all the wonderful things can be expressed in words, which cannot be expounded."
Watching Jing Feng Ship appear from the sky, the range was enough to completely cover Jing Feng Ship and the remaining red sword blade fell down, thin beads of sweat suddenly appeared on the top of Yanqing's head.
Isn't this just the beginning? Why did you turn it up so fast?
Moreover, how to deal with Tai Xu Sword God?
Me?
Yanqing has forgotten that Kiana relied on this skill to send his master Jing Yuan to Alchemy Commission for treatment.
And this is under the condition that Jing Yuan is the Hunt Emanator and has the blessing of God.
What virtue and ability do I have to be able to face this blow that can kill a god?
"General!"
Yanqing felt the cold touch coming from his neck. It was the long sword that Kiana had bought, and he had helped select it.
Unexpectedly, the sword was placed on his shoulder in the blink of an eye.
"As Cloud Knights, no matter what happens, don't lose your position. Let's forget it this time. If you become the enemy of Abundance in the future, this negligence may ruin not only your own life, but also the lives of your comrades who trust you."
Kiana took back the sword in his hand, turned around, and walked towards the bottom of the ring.
And Yanqing once again clasped his fists and saluted in the direction of Kiana.
Only this time, his heart was filled with awe and gratitude.
"Thank you, General, for your coaching. Yanqing will keep it in my heart."
No one felt anything was wrong, and as the Void Astral Sword Qi above their heads dissipated, the audience instantly became excited.
And Jimi is also excited to announce the winner of this game Martial Arts Ceremony.
"I declare that the winner of this match, Martial Arts Ceremony, is the keeper, Kiana Kaslana! I give a warm round of applause to Miss Kiana!"
"Bah bang bang!"
Only Jing Yuan, I feel like the tea in the cup is no longer fragrant.
"It's broken, I've been replaced!"
Chapter 516 Miss March 7th, why do you want to eat the light bulb?
Although Martial Arts Ceremony is over, many suppliers of Martial Arts Ceremony have begun to gradually leave the market.
Some of the spectators and players who came from afar stayed at Luofu and chose to settle down at Luofu, or started at Luofu and continued to hone their skills, hoping that they could grow in Luofu.
And Alchemy Commission also had a moment of leisure after a long absence.
Since returning to Luofu, Ling Sha, whose heels have not even touched the ground, can finally sit in the position of Cauldron Master and breathe a sigh of relief.
"I can finally take a rest."
Ling Sha I finally understand why Xianzhou There are so many old people who like to find a rocking chair, drink tea, and listen to theater after retirement.
This kind of leisure time after work is really so comfortable.
But this leisure time is short-lived.
Regardless of the fact that Divination Department is so popular under the leadership of Fu Xuan, the busiest and most dangerous department among the six departments is naturally Alchemy Commission.
Although the crisis of Jianmu has been temporarily resolved, the influence of Abundance has also temporarily subsided, and Alchemy Commission has also gone through a wave of cleanup. Even if there are only a few stinky fish and rotten shrimps left, it is difficult to make any waves.
But...
You know, because Alchemy Commission is also a place for treatment, you can always see some people who have brain problems or are good at committing suicide.
In the case of insufficient manpower, many patients with relatively unscrupulous practices can only be handed over to Ling Sha and Bailu for treatment.
"Sir Cauldron Master, no, someone accidentally put the light bulb into his mouth!"
Ling Sha The original good mood disappeared in an instant. Danshi rolled his eyes and ignored the atmosphere, disturbing his rest.
But when Ling Sha thought about the number of Alchemy Commission personnel now, he could only sigh, put down the tea cup, and asked:
"Where are the others?"
"Sir Cauldron Master, no one has ever seen this situation before. Who would swallow a light bulb?"
Ling Sha rolled his eyes at the other party angrily, "Don't be angry, don't be angry. My subordinates are clean. If you are stupid, just be stupid." Ling Sha comforted himself in his heart, and then asked again:
"Where is the Lady Dragon?"
"Emmm, she was given a leave by the General, saying that she was going to welcome a distinguished guest."
As if he was worried that what he said was not cautious enough, the Danshi added:
"I said General Jing Yuan."
Ling Sha's heart. "You don't have to emphasize it, I haven't thought about that White-haired ball of fluff."
"Forget it, bring the people here, and you should also take a look at it. You can find a way to deal with this little problem by yourself in the future."
"Yes, Master Cauldron Master."
Ling Sha Originally I just wanted to call someone who was fine to come over and see how I solved this simple small operation.
As a result, looking at the crowd of people behind, Ling Sha almost didn't come up in one breath.
Almost everyone from Alchemy Commission is here.
Those bandaged people, you patients, if you don't have a good rest, why are you coming here to join in the fun?
And those Cloud Knightss, don't think that if you stand straight, no one will know that you are not from here!
Also, those who push patients here, you are going too far!
Besides, why are there people outside, coming to watch the show?
Everyone: Yes.
Ling Sha wanted to expel people, but expelling those Danshi and doctors under her seemed a bit unfair. She had just returned to Luofu not long ago. Don't worry, because of these small things, the work of Alchemy Commission, which was already short of manpower, was affected due to internal reasons.
And those patients and Cloud Knights are already here, how can they forcefully rush back?
As for those Xianzhou native who listened to the gossip and came to watch the show...
These Ling Sha can be driven away by saying "Alchemy Commission is a very important place, please leave as soon as possible."
But... there are already so many people, so it's not bad at all.
Ling Sha was already ruined. Under the guidance of the staff, she finally saw the guy with a brain problem.
Speaking of which, he is still an old acquaintance.
"Miss March 7th, can you tell me why you swallow the light bulb?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Uuuuuuuuuu!"
"Okay, you don't need to say anything."
Ling Sha frowned. She was also confused by this situation. She was so confused that she asked March 7th, who swallowed the light bulb in her mouth, why she swallowed the light bulb.
"What a pity, it's not Xianzhou native."
Ling Sha thought in his heart.
If it were Xianzhou native who was cursed by Blessing of Abundance, Ling Sha could now be completely violent and there was no need to worry about damage. After all, even if the light bulb broke and Xianzhou native's trachea was cut, it would only make the other party be honest for a period of time, and it would also be a long memory.
But for March 7th, who should be a human, this method may be fatal.
Moreover, March 7th, or Nameless on the train, after all, is Xianzhou's distinguished guest and Luofu's hero, so it's not easy to use such a rough method.
"Come on, open your mouth wide."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Forget it, you'd better stop moving."
Seeing March 7th who was moving erratically, Ling Sha quickly stopped March 7th's behavior. If March 7th continued like this, if the quality of the light bulb cover was not good, the glass cover would be bitten into pieces, and important blood vessels and trachea would be damaged, which would also increase her workload.
Ling Sha took out a sachet from his arms and brushed the pink powder towards March 7th's face. March 7th slowly relaxed and fell into sleep.
After seeing March 7th calm down, Ling Sha started the follow-up work.
Looking at the large group of people following him, Ling Sha lost the desire to explain. He simply used mouth gags and equipment to make March 7th's mouth grow. After remaining still, Ling Sha turned the face of March 7th's head downward, and slowly tapped the lampshade of the light bulb in her mouth under March 7th.
If it was a normal procedure, March 7th should actually be injected with anesthesia, then lie in the operating room or on the hospital bed, receive treatment, and then slowly remove the glass fragments of the broken light bulb.
But now, Ling Sha has no assistant, and she is a little irritable, so she uses the simplest method to perform a brief "surgery"
Soon, a complete light bulb was taken out from March 7th's mouth.
Ling Sha checked several times, and in addition, March 7th's body was normal, and the instrument linked to March 7th's physical indicators did not fluctuate violently. Ling Sha then stopped and took out his commonly used scented antidote from his arms.
After March 7th woke up, most of the large group of people immediately dispersed, but there were still some who were waiting for the final outcome.
And Ling Sha didn't show off, or she wasn't in the mood right now, so she immediately said:
"Miss March 7th, can you tell me why you swallowed the light bulb?"
Chapter 517 Xianzhou native now has some serious brain problems?
"Miss March 7th, can you tell me why you swallowed the light bulb?"
To be honest, Ling Sha really doesn't understand, really doesn't understand what Nameless is thinking in his head.
Could it be that everyone in Nameless is actually not normal in their brains?
Thinking of the few faces I was familiar with, March 7th was not that common, so this time, I directly performed a swallowing light bulb for myself.
Looking at Xiangxing again, he was at Xianzhou every day, looking for traces of the trash can. He even saw the other party holding a trash can he found from nowhere, avoiding Cloud Knights's pursuit.