But Uncle Yang, Dan Heng, have your image collapsed?
Dan Heng: What is this +1? Click it, oh, it turns out this is what it is used for.
Dominating Moon Sea Fish Fish Cat: No one believes me, wuwuwu, I'm so sad.
Himeko: Could it be that you really made it Kiana? Today is not April Fools' Day, right?
Dominating Moon Sea Fish Fish Cat: Today is not April Fools' Day, and I am not joking. Why don't you believe it?
The three people sitting in the observation car and Pom-Pom looked at each other, and they all complained in their hearts: Why don't you believe it? Don't you know anything about it?
It wasn't until Kiana started the group live broadcast and proved his innocence that Himeko pinched his arm as hard as he could.
"Hiss!"
"So, I'm not dreaming? Kiana didn't joke anymore?"
Not to mention Himeko, even Pom-Pom began to wonder if there was something wrong with him. Otherwise, how could he see Kiana cooking?
And just when Kiana was proving himself, Fu Xuan and March 7th also smelled the aroma coming from the kitchen, got up, changed their clothes, and March 7th came to the kitchen door before they even had time to wash up.
"It smells so good."
Fu Xuan came to the kitchen after washing up, and happened to see three breakfasts in the room.
"Good morning."
"It's late, it's noon!"
Chapter 534 Fu Xuan: How about I dye my hair white?
"Huh? Where did you buy this breakfast? It tastes pretty good."
March 7th glanced at her phone at this time. After seeing the message sent by Kiana in the Star Rail family, she who was still eating with gusto silently put down her tableware.
"Hey, is it Alchemy Commission? We need rescue here! What did you say? It's probably food poisoning."
Kiana, who originally had a proud expression on his face, immediately felt that Little March looked down on him after seeing March 7th's actions.
"Eat you!"
Kiana directly picked up the remaining breakfast in front of March 7th with his right hand, grabbed March 7th's chin with his left hand, and force-fed him.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
March 7th still wanted to struggle, but to no avail. He could only cry with tears in his eyes, as if he was being raped by Kiana, and let Kiana do whatever he wanted.
Looking at Kiana and Fu Xuan who seemed to be doing something evil to March 7th, they rolled their eyes and continued to enjoy the breakfast made by Kiana.
In Fu Xuan's view, March 7th's behavior is a bit of a fuss.
When the breakfast time at noon was over, Fu Xuan did not go to the Divination Department or Divination Department, but looked at the sword March 7th placed next to the gate.
"March 7th, since you have started learning swordsmanship, let's compete with me. On the one hand, we can see your current strength, and on the other hand, we can warm up after dinner."
March 7th, who had just finished playing with Kiana, looked at Fu Xuan in surprise after hearing Fu Xuan's words.
"Hey, this is not good, what if you get hurt..."
Fu Xuan I don't know if March 7th is too arrogant or if he is really not very smart, so he would say such a thing.
When I held the position of Acting General before, even Yanqing could give me some advice. You, Little March, who have only learned the sword for a few days, are you still worried about hurting me?
"It's okay. Although I am a divination expert, I also know a little bit about swordsmanship."
Kiana also started to cheer at this time, "Fight, fight!"
Fu Xuan:...
March 7th:...
Sure enough, people can't be too idle, otherwise they will inadvertently start seeking death.
It's a pity that the physical strength of the two of them is not as exaggerated as Kiana, otherwise, at this time, they could have dragged Kiana into the room and started the juice extraction operation.
This is how you should deal with someone who is mean-mouthed.
It's a pity that without if, the two of them can't resist Kiana's attack alone. If the battle of Chibi starts again, they may not be able to get out of bed tomorrow.
Thinking of this, the two of them could only choose to ignore Kiana.
But in my heart, I have made up my mind that I must find a way to squeeze Kiana completely in the future, and I don't dare to talk casually and have fun anymore.
Fu Xuan and March 7th came to an open space. They had a lot of thoughts in their minds and had strange thoughts.
March 7th, who has been obsessed with all kinds of weird tweets and strange videos lately, feels more direct when he looks at the current scene.
With an IQ comparable to "Wolong", March 7th instantly thought of where he had seen this scene.
It is those harem works that tend to be in the style of sand sculptures. The protagonist is wavering about the relationship between his lovers, and in order to determine who will be the most powerful, the harem beauties directly choose to use their strength to determine the final outcome.
Although Kiana does not have the so-called three thousand beauties in the harem, and Fu Xuan proposed the competition, it was not for the purpose of a big or small battle, but in March 7th's view, this is the identity battle in the future.
And looking at March 7th and Fu Xuan who suddenly caught fire, they were a little confused.
But she looked at White-haired ball of fluff who was eating melon and watching a show, and then looked at the long sword in her hand. For some reason, she remembered Kiana's joke.
That is, practicing martial arts can enlarge your breasts.
Of course, the original words are not like this, but Luofu's clerk. Think about yourself, think about Qing Que, think about other people, they all seem to be ordinary. Looking back at the military attache, whether it is Jing Yuan Yuan who is a general, or the Jingliu of the previous generation Cloud-Piercer Five and the former Bai Heng, all of them are developing extremely well. Even the younger generation Sushang has a promising future.
Although Fu Xuan later discovered that Kiana was deceiving him, so after returning from the position of Acting General, Fu Xuan put the sword back into its original position.
But recently, Fu Xuan has heard a lot of messages.
One of them is said to have come from the mouth of Great Victory General.
That is because Di Gong has a deep love for white hair. Therefore, in addition to having extremely high talents, the necessary condition for being a general is to have a head of white hair.
Therefore, when Fu Xuan saw Kiana watching the show and March 7th, whose hair color was slightly the same as his own, he seemed to understand why he had not been able to sit on the position of general for so long.
It turns out that in addition to the big scam Jing Yuan, there is also this most critical point.
"How about I dye my hair white?"
Fu Xuan thought so in his heart, but there was no hesitation in the movements of his hands.
Facing the fierce offensive after March 7th suddenly ignited, Fu Xuan was able to easily resolve them one by one even if he was distracted.
Seeing that he was at a disadvantage, March 7th immediately used his newly acquired special skills. This was March 7th's ultimate move to defeat the enemy. He didn't expect to use it now.
"Left blue dragon, right white tiger! Eat less carbohydrates! Watch the trick!"
This sword formula was prepared by March 7th when she was practicing with Yunli. However, after Yunli complained, "What are you talking about?", March 7th never recited the sword formula she prepared for her own sword skills during the battle.
But now, as March 7th crossed his swords and came to Fu Xuan, Crimson Twin Swords turned into a cross sword and swung it out. An extremely sharp sword energy was actually struck from March 7th's sword.
And Fu Xuan was also shocked.
Of course, it's not that March 7th was shocked by his ability to understand sword energy. Who knows that in Luofu, or Xianzhou, sword energy has almost become the basic skill of practicing swordsmanship. Except for a certain Sushang who summoned his master to fight, almost everyone fights with various special effects.
Fu Xuan What shocked March 7th was the sword technique.
What the hell is that!
Fu Xuan has never been so speechless.
But I have to say that March 7th's sword technique does have some effects.
She was like a sheep and said a few words. Although she only danced, Fu Xuanlin was stunned for a moment, but it was just a moment of fighting, which was enough to change the situation of the battle.
However, this is under the condition of equal strength.
"Ugh, why did I lose again?"
"No, I didn't expect that your strength would improve so quickly. If you were born in Luofu and had been practicing swordsmanship from the beginning, you must have overshadowed your master by now."
Chapter 535 As expected of you, Sushang
"Miss March 7th, Miss Sushang, why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder when it thunders?"
Ling Sha looked at the two girls in front of him. Although he wanted to complain slowly, according to the regulations, he still needed to ask questions routinely.
Time goes back to two days ago.
Xianzhou The annual physical examination activity for civil servants of the Sixth Department has started again.
Every time this time is the busiest time for Alchemy Commission, but today, due to the chaos of Jianmu and the internal cleanup of Alchemy Commission, the staff is even more scarce. As a result, Ling Sha almost didn't go to the Divination Department and announced his resignation when he heard that it was Xianzhou Luofu's physical examination day in two days.
In order to appease Ling Sha, and also to make this meaningless inspection event that is held every year go smoothly, Jing Yuan arranged some manpower to assist Ling Sha in the preparation work.
Kiana is one of the members supported this time.
"Miss Kiana, why are you here again?"
"Why, Ling Sha, don't you welcome me? Woohoo, I didn't expect you to be such a woman. Have you forgotten our little cutie? Have you forgotten our life together in Alchemy Commission?"
Watching the people around him start whispering and gossiping, Ling Sha felt that his blood pressure, which had finally come down recently, suddenly rose sharply.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you lose your temper over trivial things, why bother thinking about it? Being upset and angry will harm your body. If I am angry to death, no one will be happy."
After comforting himself in this way, Ling Sha then looked at Kiana and opened his mouth to explain clearly the unclear words in Kiana's mouth.
"First of all, the little cutie you are talking about is the Dream Eater I brought from Zhuming. Secondly, living together? What does it mean? Does it mean you blew up the alchemy cauldron, or does it mean you harmed everyone in Alchemy Commission."
Kiana moved his gaze to the side.
But still tough-talking.
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
Having said that, Ling Sha is still very relieved about Kiana. After all, Acting General has served for a period of time, and with Kiana's ability, if he joins Alchemy Commission, he may be able to reach a height that is beyond his own reach. Ling Sha directly chose to delegate power after learning about Kiana's arrival.
All arrangements for personnel, equipment, processes, plans, etc. are handled by Kiana as a hands-off manager.
Therefore, a special physical examination process was submitted to the Divination Department.
Jing Yuan has great trust in Ling Sha. Although Ling Sha has only returned to Luofu not long ago, Jing Yuan believes that Ling Sha can arrange this routine physical examination properly.
Therefore, Jing Yuan directly wrote his consent on the submission application and signed his name without even looking at it.
Ever since, without Ling Sha and Jing Yuan knowing anything about it, some changes had taken place in this physical examination.
For example, the fasting blood test in the first game was turned into an intelligence test.
As for Alchemy Commission, Cauldron Master, the person in charge of this physical examination, Ling Sha, only found out on that day that there had been earth-shaking changes.
But now that the matter has come to this, she can only continue to do it like this.
When time returned to the present, Ling Sha looked at the two people in front of him, hoping that after they answered honestly, this nonsensical session could be ended.
As for why March 7th also participated in the physical examination?
Because as family members of members of the Sixth Division, they can also participate in the physical examination activities initiated by Alchemy Commission for free.
As "retired" Acting General and Kiana are naturally qualified to invite everyone on the train to participate in the experience.
It's just that except for March 7th, everyone has their own things to do, so they didn't participate in the experience activities.
"Because light travels faster than sound!"
March 7th was the first to speak. Ling Sha nodded and approved March 7th's answer.
In this era, the only child who understands w is I. Even if X is three months and seven, no matter how stupid he is, he will not get the wrong answer.
Ling Sha looked at Sushang who came from Dajie Xianzhou Yaoqing. Although he had heard rumors about this Big Pillow Li for a long time, now March 7th had already told the correct answer and nodded. There shouldn't be any accidents at this last moment.
And accidents always happen.
"I don't agree!"
Ling Sha suddenly felt an unpleasant feeling arise spontaneously.
Could it be said that Kiana had anticipated this a long time ago? Is there really anyone who doesn't know this kind of problem?
"Then why do you think you saw lightning first and then heard thunder?"
"Because the eyes are in front of the ears!"
Ling Sha:?
I thought this was the limit, but Ling Sha didn't expect that March 7th, who originally answered correctly, opened his eyes wide as if he was awakened by Sushang's answer and saw the blue sky through the thick fog.
"That's it!"
Ling Sha: How about... we should keep this examination in the future. Although physical health is very important, mental and brain health are also extremely important. It's a shame that these two don't have official positions, otherwise they might not be able to mislead the people under their control.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, because it's hard to get what you want because of internal energy consumption. Only when you are happy can you be blessed. You can open one eye and close the other, and you are the same as the world."