Honkai: Star Rail, Starting as Kiana
Chapter 362

Miss Kiana, I'm Your Dog!

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"I never imagined that I could be a classmate with a big shot like you. I bet you will be assigned Harmony Academy!"

"Harmony Academy?" March 7th tilted her head in confusion when she heard this unfamiliar name, but thinking about what she learned from checking the strategy guide yesterday, she had some guesses about the Harmony Academy.

"Is Origami University divided according to colleges?"

"Yes! In the admission process, family members will use Tuning to analyze the potential of the students and assign them to the appropriate college."

"Hey! Are you saying there are still exams?"

Thinking of the upcoming exam, March 7th cast a look at Kiana for help.

"Kiana, please, let me copy it for the exam later."

The star on the side said the same thing, "Please, let me copy it!"

"Okay, okay, I'll let you copy it. It seems that you have already mastered an essential skill for students before you enter school. Although this skill is a bit crooked, it's better not to learn it."

"No, no, no, this is not an exam. No, the opening ceremony of the school anniversary is about to begin. Let's go see the principal now!"

After that, the classmate in front of me left in a hurry.

Before leaving, a manual was provided to the four of them, and in the manual, there were recorded some regulations about Origami University, as well as some common sense.

This includes the so-called entrance test.

"Wow, it turns out to be a family-distributed college. This is not Harmony at all!"

"Do you think it's possible that for the vast majority of people, they don't know which path is best for them? Only a small number of people have their own pursuits. Perhaps with family allocation and support, they can walk on the path more easily."

March 7th heard this explanation and suddenly felt helpless, "Wow, is it so realistic even in a dream?"

"Okay, let's talk about it later. Now let's go to the opening ceremony of the school anniversary."

After passing through the crowd, the group came to the front of the stage for the opening ceremony. Although it was not a prime location in the first row, it was enough to see every corner of the stage.

As the lights turned on and the music played, the principal of Origami University slowly walked out from behind the scenes.

Some of the freshmen, as well as Kiana and his group, were all surprised when they saw the appearance of the person on stage.

There is no other reason...

Just because.

"Wow, it's a monkey!"

Fortunately, the noise of the crowd covered up March 7th's surprised voice, but it was obvious that March 7th was not the only one surprised by this matter.

"Classmates, hello everyone, or in other words, hello Plantain!"

After "Monkey" spoke, the discussion started again.

"Wow, the monkey spoke."

"Is today April Fool's Day? What's going on? Is this a prank project?"

However, some people in the crowd looked at the monkey with eyes that was speaking in human language on the stage, and suddenly thought of a mascot that was recently popular in Origami University.

"I'm going, it's Sleepy Banana Monkey."

Perhaps because he was too surprised, when he said this, he screamed, which also allowed many people around him to hear his voice clearly.

So, everyone looked at the stage and discovered that the "monkey" on the stage was indeed 80% similar to the recently popular Origami University, Sleepy Banana Monkey.

Could it be that this is Harmony Academy's student or the teacher's bad taste?

After all, Harmony Academy is famous for his unique teaching style. Even during class, he will dress up in various ways without restraint. Some people even pretend to be Clock Boy and Origami Bird in class to listen to the class.

If the first person to appear is Harmony Academy's teacher, then it's not surprising at all how the other person is dressed.

"I am Professor Primon. Of course, you can also call me Professor Banana in a more popular way!"

"Haha, are you all shocked? Don't worry, I'm not stupid or crazy. The reason why I use this look on stage is just to show the style of Origami University to the new students."

Professor Banana made a small joke with everyone in front of him, and because of this small display, the atmosphere became lively in an instant, and those new classmates who were still a little confused about their future life began to look forward to Origami University.

At the same time, many people became interested in Sleepy Banana Monkey.

"Colorful dreams, free ideals!"

"Oh, what a beautiful wish. But I heard that it has become an empty talk now. Everyone is so overwhelmed by their studies that they have no time to look up at the starry sky in their dreams."

"The classes throughout the semester are fully booked, and I have to live a life between three o'clock and one line every day. My graduation defense is too hard, and I can't write my thesis at all."

As Professor Banana's words came out, both freshmen and old students felt the same way, especially those who were about to graduate, and they covered their heads in pain.

After all, these three-point and one-line life, the endless papers and defenses, and the full class schedule in order to complete the credits have made them even more stressed out.

Let alone these students.

Even March 7th, who came to experience student life, felt a huge headache after hearing what Professor Banana said.

Looking at the performance of everyone in the audience, Professor Banana suddenly changed his attitude and his tone became passionate, "Students, this is not right. This is definitely not what young people in the land of dreams should look like. So today, Professor Banana wants to tell you some good news!"

After hearing what Professor Banana said, the students who were still immersed in pain all raised their heads and looked at Professor Banana.

"After discussion, the teaching and research team unanimously decided to cancel all courses and exams this semester. You can get credits by simply participating in the school celebration!"

After a short period of silence, someone finally started to react.

Some people began to pick their ears, wondering if they were hearing things.

Some people also punched themselves or their friends to try to prove that they were not dreaming.

"It's true! I wasn't dreaming."

"Why are you hitting me? Moreover, aren't we in Penacony now? Isn't this the world of dreams?"

However, it is still possible for one or two people to hear wrongly. If everyone hears wrongly, the chance is almost zero.

Therefore, everyone's smile that had been wiped away by Professor Banana's overly realistic words appeared on everyone's face again.

If the situation didn't allow it, I'm afraid not everyone would be ready to shout loudly.

"Yes, don't doubt your ears. Young people, freedom - this is what Origami University wants to teach you."

As Professor Banana finished speaking, everyone in the audience suddenly shouted in unison.

"Freedom!"

"Freedom!!!"

"Leave all the worries of study and life behind, let your personality shine freely, and bring the treasures of your love, such as this Sleepy Banana Monkey, to every corner of the campus!"

"Welcome to Dreamweave Celebration! Colorful dreams, free ideals!"

The opening ceremony of a school anniversary ended successfully with Professor Banana's perfect speech.

The surrounding atmosphere was excellent, and even the group of people who had just arrived were infected by the surrounding atmosphere and felt happy.

After Professor Banana left the venue, the opening ceremony this time also came to an end smoothly.

However, Kiana always feels that Professor Banana's remarks and actions just now seem to have been guiding everyone intentionally or unintentionally.

"Sleepy Banana Monkey..."

Kiana always felt that something was not quite right about this mascot that suddenly appeared and became popular. However, before Kiana could continue to delve deeper, he was interrupted by March 7th on the side.

"Okay, don't be in a daze. Next it's the string test."

"Let's go, the waiting place is in the public classroom."

However, on the way to the public classroom, March 7th was still a little nervous. She was also worried about which college she would be assigned to.

Even if this doesn't actually have much impact.

"Okay, don't dwell on it. There is no difference between the several colleges. After all, we won't stay for too long. Moreover, even if we are assigned to the Dreamweaver Academy, it will only be a waste of time at most."

March 7th was mentioned by Kiana, and suddenly felt something bad.

After all, among the introductions to these colleges, although she could not be said to hate Dreamweaver Academy the most, she definitely could not be said to like it.

Especially after Kiana described the profession of Dreamweaver with the word "dusting", she couldn't help but think of the hard videos of people she saw on the Internet.

"Hey, no!"

After several people arrived in the classroom, they found that the classroom was already full of people, and many people had begun to chat quietly. They began to talk about the future and looked forward to which college they would be assigned to.

"Wow, there are so many people!"

March 7th In this small classroom, I seem to see all kinds of people in the college. Some people are sad, some are cheering, and there are also small groups chatting happily.

And on the desk in the classroom, there are also student numbers printed on them.

Only then did a few people remember that before leaving, Himeko seemed to have given a few people something similar to a notice and documents?

When they opened it, they found that the first page contained their personal information and student ID numbers.

"Hey, is this my student number? I'm in the second row, why not the second to last row?"

"I'm in the third row."

"Me too."

Except for March 7th in the second row, Xing and Dan Heng both sit in the third row, just behind March 7th.

And now, the only person who hasn't confirmed his student number is Kiana.

At this time, Kiana did not look for his seat, but came to the podium.

Under March 7th's doubtful eyes, Kiana cleared his throat and said gently to the students in the audience with his extremely beautiful voice, "Hello, classmates. I am the examiner of this test, Kiana, Kiana Kaslana."

"Eh!!!"

"It turned out to be Lord Kiana!!!"

Even if you use Herrscher of Knowledge's ability, you can appropriately interfere with the cognition of everyone around you to prevent you from being attacked by a group of strange "fans" like when Penacony and Guinaifen were hanging out together during the previous trip.

However, after Kiana chose to reveal his identity publicly, the effect of this interference also weakened.

Many people suddenly remembered the identity of Kiana.

"Oh my God, it's me! I can actually see Miss Kiana in school! I'm not dreaming!"

"Being troubled, this is a dream, but it's really Lord Kiana! Oh, can I get an autograph?"

March 7th found that the classmates around him seemed to be fans of his Kiana without exception.

This made her feel proud, but also gave her a slight sense of crisis.

Moreover, she now wants to ask Kiana directly. It was agreed that everyone is a student, why did Kiana suddenly become a teacher?

Although, the teachers and students are also very good and meet some of March 7th's plans.

But...

If you become a teacher and student, you won't be able to accomplish many of the things you planned!

"Ahem."

A coughing sound came from the door, and the revelers in the class noticed that a somewhat familiar figure appeared at the door.

Chapter 617 Miss Kiana, I am your dog!

"Hello actors. I am the director of this test. Please call me Mr. Rick. This is my signature at the end of the film."

Rick also came to the podium, like a director, introducing himself to the "actors".

"Oh my God, it's me! I can actually see Mr. Rick in school!"

"I didn't expect to see Miss Kiana and Mr. Rick in school today. I was not dreaming!"

"You just... forget it."

When Kiana and Rick appeared on the same stage, all the students couldn't help but cheer.

"Wow, it's Miss Kiana, Miss Kiana, I'm your dog!"

"Mr. Rick! I'm your fan!"

Kiana doesn't understand why his fans should be his dogs. Why can't he learn from Guinaifen and Rick's fans and be a little more normal?

It's all Sparkle's fault.

At this moment, Director Hua, who is making a guest appearance in the studio next door: Ah! Who is thinking about Sparkle? Hehe, sister Vita, come and play together!

"CUT actors, please pay attention to your lines. I am playing the role of a guest teacher, and you are students. Please do not perform inappropriate performances."

"Also, there are two directors in one performance. This will conflict with the perfect script."

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