Landlady Zhou Na

Landlady Zhou Na

"Are you Lin Fan?"

Lin Fan arrived at the place, called the landlord, and before three minutes had passed, a voice that sounded unmistakably "very F" came from behind him.

He turned around and took a look...

Whoa, wasn't she very F indeed?

And young, beautiful, and F to boot!

"Are you the landlord?"

"All the houses around here are under my management." She circled a finger around the surrounding area. As for exactly how large "around here" was, Lin Fan couldn't make heads or tails of it.

But he understood one thing: this lady... was a Landlady!

"Come in with me. Take a look at the place first."

She smiled and opened the door.

It was a two-story little building. The footprint wasn't large, only fifty or sixty square meters or so, but with both floors combined, it was over a hundred square meters. It was definitely more than enough for one person.

"All the renovations here were redone just last year. The appliances are all complete, and there's a small courtyard out back. If you have the time, you can grow some flowers and plants. If not... garlic shoots and green onions will do too."

"The price is the same as online. One month's deposit and three months' rent. If you agree, sign the contract and move in with your bags. If not, please let the next person have it."

The Landlady's attitude wasn't particularly warm. Instead, she had the air of keeping people a thousand miles away, coupled with a sharp tongue.

But Lin Fan didn't think there was anything wrong with it!

It was her character setting!

Shouldn't a Landlady like this have exactly this kind of character setting? What was the problem?

In fact...

If it weren't for the incident he had encountered, Lin Fan might even have tried to see whether he could marry into her family.

It wasn't that he lacked ambition. It was just that... sometimes a man wanted a couple bites of the soft stuff too. Besides, their Landlady was young, beautiful, and very F. Don't misunderstand, this wasn't the F for entering a tank.

"I agree~!"

Lin Fan did not hesitate for long.

Eight hundred a month, fully renovated, with a courtyard, nearly a hundred square meters in total... No matter how he looked at it, the price wasn't expensive. It was only this cheap because it was in a small town; elsewhere, it definitely wouldn't be.

The Landlady carried the contract with her.

While signing it, Lin Fan finally learned her name—Zhou Na.

"Done!"

After signing the contract and transferring the money by phone, Zhou Na pulled a huge ring of keys from her bag. A rough estimate put it at well over a hundred keys.

Then, after picking through them, she removed one and handed it to Lin Fan. "Your key. From now on, I'll come by once every three months to collect the rent. Of course, if you think that's troublesome, you can pay me a year's worth at once."

"Every three months is better..."

Lin Fan took the key and went outside with Landlady Zhou Na, intending to test whether it worked. Yet he discovered that it wouldn't even fit into the lock...

"I took the wrong one again."

Seeing this, Zhou Na frowned her delicate brows. "Having too many houses is troublesome too..."

Lin Fan's mouth twitched. "..."

After trying three times, they finally found the right key. Once she saw that there was no problem, Zhou Na waved her hand and left.

Lin Fan, meanwhile, locked the door and hurriedly took a ride back to his school dormitory, grabbed his luggage, and rushed back...

Fortunately, it wasn't too far.

By taxi, it was only around twenty minutes away.

But even so, by the time Lin Fan had arranged all his luggage, the sky had already gone completely dark.

"Step one: the place to live is more or less settled."

After casually eating a bowl of instant noodles, Lin Fan began pondering again.

"Then step two... Although nighttime isn't ideal right now, I can plan ahead. For example, what needs to be explained during the next transmigration, and what can be left for later..."

"I should make an outline."

Lin Fan brought over some paper and a pen, then began writing according to his thoughts.

"First, daily life. Things like the wardrobe should only need their specific locations explained, right? Then there's RMB. She needs to be taught how to recognize it too."

"Besides that, there's food. This is the top priority and absolutely cannot be neglected."

Lin Fan would not forget the awkward predicament of being handcuffed the moment he transmigrated back.

"Then, from how to use the gas stove, range hood, and rice cooker, to the faucet and dish soap, I need to teach her all of it, right?"

He did not want to transmigrate back next time and find a mountain of used dirty bowls and the like.

"As for sleeping... fine, I should explain that simply too. After all, modern beds are somewhat different from the beds in her world."

"Then there's going out. I have to tell her how to open and close the door. Although I think it would be best if she didn't go out, that isn't something I can control."

"And if she goes out, there'll be a lot more involved..."

What a headache!

Just teaching her everything inside the house already seemed difficult enough to Lin Fan, let alone adding everything outside as well.

"Fine, I'll settle the indoor stuff first. Get to bed early, then get up tomorrow morning and record videos..."

The next day, early in the morning.

After sleeping soundly through the night, Lin Fan woke up feeling much more refreshed. He bought a few steamed buns and wolfed them down before beginning to record videos.

"To make things convenient, it's best to film them by category, um..."

"For example, a kitchen section, bedroom section, living room section, bathroom section, and so on..."

"Wait, a bathroom section?!"

"Come to think of it..."

"During those days, aside from eating and drinking, things like going to the bathroom were also under her control, right? Which meant, uh..."

All of a sudden, it was a little awkward.

But he quickly calmed down and muttered to himself, "She controlled me, I control her. No loss either way; we're even, mm..."

"This is very fair~!"

Filming began!

Lin Fan recorded nearly everything, from the functions of all kinds of items to how they were used, leaving no detail untouched.

He even specifically recorded how to watch television and how to play little games on it, worried that Tigress might get bored and run around recklessly.

That filming session lasted the entire day!

There were more than a dozen "video series" in all, detailing the functions and uses of the various items in the house. He also briefly introduced the laws of this world, such as not being allowed to rob things and needing to pay money to buy them.

"That should be about enough, right?"

The following night, after reviewing the videos he had shot that day, Lin Fan rubbed his chin. "Should I briefly introduce the nearby area too? I have a feeling she won't be obedient enough to stay indoors..."

"Just in case, I should introduce it too."

"Wait!!!"

A problem had arisen.

"To introduce the outside, like paying with a phone and so on, one phone isn't enough to film it..."

Screen recording? That wouldn't work either. The phone had to "interact" with the outside world; it wasn't enough to simply look at the screen.

"So I have to buy another phone?!"

"I only have two thousand yuan left in total. Even if I buy a cheap phone, there won't be much money left..."

"Right, and there are classes too. These past few days are a break, so it doesn't matter, but classes resume the day after tomorrow. If nothing unexpected happens, we should have switched again by then. How am I supposed to handle that?"

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