Ding ding ding
After a burst of cheerful, upbeat music ended, the black hole's smiling face on the television screen turned out to be merely a "commercial symbol" on the curtain.
The curtain opened, and all kinds of dazzling ribbons sprayed across the crystal-covered stage. Brilliant lights showered down as well, making it look like the set of a variety show.
Amid a burst of passionate cheers, William, dressed in a Gold and Black Suit and holding a microphone, waved at the viewers in front of their televisions while trotting onto the stage.
"Thank you, everyone, for tuning in on time to the preliminary program for the annual beauty pageant hosted by Smile Black Hole Television Station. I'm your host, William.
"All beautiful ladies, please pay attention. Whether you're a student, an office worker, or a stay-at-home mother, you can participate in our global program.
"This time, our television station has invested a huge sum to create this beauty pageant. We've arranged a pageant shuttle bus in every city!
"Any lady who finds the shuttle bus and boards it before 6:00 p.m. tonight will pass the preliminary round.
"The shuttle bus will take you to the nearest port, where you'll have the chance to board the largest cruise ship and head to the ultimate holy land of beauty pageants!
"Don't worry. Although there will be many competitors, our program team has prepared prizes for every stage.
"Even if you ultimately fail to become Miss World, you can still gain wonderful experiences and happiness unlike anything you've ever had in your life during this journey!
"Ladies who wish to participate, please remember the following points.
"1. No registration is required. Any lady who wishes to participate only needs to board the shuttle bus before the time I mentioned to pass the