"Baowei, Lin Li made me want to defend myself."
Zhou Baowei had just come in from the hallway when he heard Bai Bufan say something so explosive.
A devastating opening blow.
"Quit yelling, I'm barbecuing." As soon as Zhou Baowei said it, he slapped himself. "Fuck barbecue, that's disgusting!"
Zhou Baowei now hated barbecue more than anything.
After slapping himself, he eagerly stepped forward and used his broad body to block one side of the desk. "Begin. I'll shield you from everything."
"It's not what you think..."
After hearing Lin Li's explanation about suicide and self-defense, Zhou Baowei was utterly shocked. Useful new knowledge acquired.
"How boring." So there was no exciting scene to watch after all. Zhou Baowei sighed. "I was planning to have it while it was hot."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Baowei, don't be like this. I'm really sharing a dorm with you, and I'm scared." Bai Bufan scooted closer to Lin Li.
"You misunderstood. By having it while it's hot, I meant eating, literally," Zhou Baowei said. "My dad said that as long as I make obvious progress in the Monthly Exam, he'll give me a five-thousand-yuan budget to eat whatever I want. So as long as I eat everyone ranked ahead of me, my ranking will improve."
Lin Li: "..."
"There are too many things wrong with that for me to even bother criticizing it," Lin Li said.
But it fit Baowei's philosophy of eating perfectly.
"What's wrong with it? The superior eat people—that's how they become superior. They eat people like crazy." Bai Bufan's voice became as profound as Brother Xun's.
As for enduring hardship, that was for serving the superior.
Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan away. "I don't know you. Mid-Autumn Festival really is suitable for longing, but you can't long this much. Sooner