"Lin Li, when you usually help everyone pick up deliveries and go into Cainiao Post Station, is the owner always happy to see you? After all, a package like you is perfect for shipping."
Bai Bufan glared straight at Lin Li, hurling insults at him.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah~"
Lin Li hooked an arm around Bai Bufan's shoulders, pulling him away from the balcony door again and pinning him against the railing. At the same time, he slapped a second mosquito to death.
Curse all you want. As long as he was willing to keep feeding the bugs, he could curse however he liked.
After all, the task specifically required demons that attempted to attack fellow disciples. Once Lin Li himself was excluded, didn't that mean he could only rely on Bu Fan?
Remember, human rights always outweighed animal rights. Bu Fan was humanity's best friend, but only a friend! He turned the balcony light to its brightest setting. Based on phototaxis, demons other than mosquitoes would be drawn over too. Maybe one of them would try to violate Bai Bufan, helping speed up the task's completion.
"I want to go back inside and enjoy the AC! Come on, man, we both just showered. If we start sweating later, wouldn't that mean we showered for nothing? Let's go home, bro. Let's go home." Bai Bufan still struggled in Lin Li's arms, determined to go back inside.
"It's already October. The weather is gradually getting cooler. Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. If we use the AC one minute less, Polar Bears get one more patch of land to live on, and Antarctic Man can sell more underwear! Can you stop being so selfish?"
Lin Li decided to reform Bai Bufan with positive energy.
"The Polar Bears have been using air conditioning