The Strongest Proof of Being Biological "Hello, Uncle."
"Hello."
After putting the keys and everything else back where they had originally been by the door, Lin Li saw the familiar business van and its "driver." After properly greeting him, he quickly sat back in the seat he had occupied on the way there.
Chen Yuying was still sitting in the front passenger seat, keeping an eye on Chen Zhongping.
The vehicle started up and left Mountain Pavilion behind.
The girls were fairly quiet this time. After all, they were all picking out pictures for Moments, while messages kept flooding the group chat.
Bai Bufan was actually picking pictures for Moments too.
"You don't need to keep picking through your selfies. No one's looking at them anyway." Lin Li's voice drifted over lightly after taking one glance.
Bai Bufan: "...Fuck."
That really hit where it hurt.
Seeing that his buddy's mouth was about to keep going, Bai Bufan raised a hand to stop him.
"Lin Li, a kind word warms three winters."
"Bu Fan, a harsh word is really fun."
Lin Li immediately followed up.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Save them for later. Consider it for Baowei's sake."
Harsh words really were fun, but the target could not be himself, so Bai Bufan tried to persuade Lin Li to save them for cursing Zhou Baowei later.
"It's fine. We're all buddies, so we all get cursed. You get one slap, and Baowei gets two." Lin Li was very generous.
"You think you're... that handsome?" Bai Bufan could only strike back when neither soft nor hard tactics worked. But the words came out instinctively, already lacking half their force.
"Heh." Lin Li sneered and brushed his hair back. "My peerless looks are currently holding up all of Senior High, Class 1-4. I'm absolutely