"Why is it that when it gets to me, the outcome of losing a dog but not needing to look for it is just adopting a Bai Bufan?" Ding Sihan snapped. She grabbed the toy gun hanging at her waist, stepped forward, pressed it to Lin Li's temple, and went, "Da da da da."
Bai Bufan, who had also been about to attack Lin Li verbally, turned to Ding Sihan in disbelief. "?"
No, sis, that was pretty hurtful too. Weren't those two "just"s a bit excessive? Was he really that much worse than Lin Li? Lin Li was only a little richer, a little taller, a little more handsome, a little better at sports, a little better at studying...
"..."
Fuck.
Damn it, Lin Li. Lin Li! Lin Li!! That bastard's crimes were too numerous to list!
Unadopted Bai Bufan decided to hide in a corner and draw circles to curse Lin Li.
"Alright, you're pretty much dressed up, yeah? Let's go pick out some guns?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan had only taken goggles and earmuffs as basic protective gear before he spoke to the two girls.
"Okay."
"There are so many. I can't make heads or tails of it, Lin Li. Help me pick. I'll listen to you," Chen Yuying said after glancing at the packed menu and all the different stats. She frowned, then simply gave up and handed the choice over to Lin Li.
"Sure." Lin Li nodded and, following the coach's earlier suggestion, selected a pistol and an Air Gun.
"An Air Gun sounds weak. Get me the strongest one—the kind that can kill you in one shot."
Ding Sihan snorted beside him, staring maliciously at Lin Li's head.
It seemed like going da da da at Lin Li's temple had gotten a little