Those who watched the scenery occasionally became someone else's scenery.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei sat on the lawn, cracking sunflower seeds as they watched Lin Li and Chen Yuying chase and roughhouse on the nearby stands, clicking their tongues every now and then.
"I'm like a sewer rat, secretly peeping at other people's happiness," Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Then you'd have to be a southern rat. Northern ones are too small," Bai Bufan judged.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Your mom."
"But Bu Fan, when do you think those two will get together?" Zhou Baowei asked, then shook his head. "Some people chat and end up together. Others chat and end up getting their memes stolen."
"I figure it'll be around the same time Wang Ze and I get together," Bai Bufan said with considerable certainty.
"What do you mean, Wang Ze and you getting together? Let's speak Chinese, thank you." The corner of Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched. "That sounded like the nonsense Daji would spout after pouring tea into your mouth."
Bai Bufan gave a disdainful smile, then told him about his online romance with Wang Ze.
Hearing about such an inhuman act, Zhou Baowei's pupils shook.
"So when are you two meeting in person?"
"Soon. We've already started calling each other baby this afternoon, and we agreed to meet in the cafeteria for dinner. We should probably get together then. We've been chatting for half a day, and we're both pretty satisfied with each other." After saying that, Bai Bufan took out his phone, turned on the voice changer, and said, "Brother Wang Ze, what are you doing right now?"
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Looks like Wang Ze doesn't care about you that much either. It's been so long, and he still hasn't replied." After waiting a minute or two without