Chapter 278
Was this appropriate?
He really couldn't say that to Bai Bufan, but fortunately, Lin Li happened to have a universal answer for this guy: "Abstain from sex."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Where the hell is your Sony? Who the fuck told you abstaining from sex could produce this effect?"
"That's what abstaining from sex is like. You've never abstained, so you wouldn't understand." Lin Li sneered. "If you haven't done it, don't argue."
"..." Here he went again. Bai Bufan flushed red. "How could you fabricate such slander out of nowhere..."
"As for why I drank so much, it's because there's still a urine test later." Ignoring Bai Yiji, Lin Li continued.
The straw had begun making that air-sucking sound. After draining the last drop, Lin Li raised his hand and threw it.
The bottle traced a perfect arc and landed precisely on the trash can—beside Bai Bufan's head.
"Nice! Target acquired!" Lin Li clenched his fist and pumped his arm, praising himself.
"You couldn't even pretend to say you missed?"
After picking up the bottle from the floor and tossing it into the trash can, Bai Bufan rubbed his chin. Looking conflicted and hesitant, he asked, "Lin Li, does that mean we still have to take a urine test later?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"What if I can't swallow it?"
"..."
After a brief silence, Lin Li gave a soft scoff, pride in his voice.
"You think I drank all that milk just to pee? Wouldn't drinking water be faster? The reason it's milk is because, as everyone knows, the ingredients in milk can form a protective layer over our stomach lining. With this preparation, I guarantee swallowing it later will be effortless!"
"As for you, good luck with that!"
"What!? You actually thought all the way to