"What did the teacher call you guys over for?" The moment Lin Li returned to the classroom, before he even reached his seat, Bai Bufan could not help asking.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded. "All us guys were having an orgy. The class monitor was called over to keep watch at the door; she wasn't participating."
Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li, speechless yet teasing.
Before making a dirty joke, he had specifically excluded Chen Yuying. That was Lin Li's attention to detail.
He really was something. It made dogs cry.
"So are you a one or a zero?" Bai Bufan continued the conversation.
Lin Li said, "Theta."
"What's 'theta'? Some new word?" Bai Bufan froze, unable to understand this new answer.
"In a group orgy, how can you tell who's a one and who's a zero? There was someone in front of me and someone behind me, so I was both a one and a zero. Put them together, and I'm theta." Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Lin Li was a genius.
"Damn." Bai Bufan pressed his fist against his forehead and lowered his head, trying not to laugh out loud. Then he shook his head and sighed. "My fucking Human Centipede. You Nantong guys are seriously disgusting."
"Then next time, don't take it so deep." Lin Li shrugged. "Bu Fan, why do you always blame other people? Can't you look for your own problems? Have you worked hard these past years? Has your oral technique improved at all? Is seventy-nine centimeters that long? You can't even swallow that?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)!?"
"Fuck! That's not what I meant! I didn't mean disgusting in a physical sense! I meant psychologically disgusting!!"
By the time Bai Bufan realized what words had entered his ears, it was already too late. He hurriedly