Residential complex.
"Peel a! Coconut husk~ and you fucking give me a pear~"
In high spirits, Lin Li hummed "Sugar" as he unlocked his front door with his keys.
Once he finally returned to his own little world, Lin Li couldn't help but revert to his primal instincts a little.
Like David Tao singing at home, he started running around the stage and screeching, while the monkeys on both banks cried without end.
The flower language of popcorn was quickly heating up and being happy.
After burning off some of his pent-up emotions, Lin Li took out his phone.
"Lin Li: I got home safely."
"Chen Yuying: 'Little Bear says hello' Okay."
"Ding Sihan: You actually made it home safely? What a pity."
"Qu Wanqiu: +1. I really want to see Ying Bao become a living widow."
As always, they were taking turns attacking him.
"Lin Li: Heh heh, something happening is impossible. You see, I've mastered the secret to safety—just follow the mushrooms, because fungi don't stand beneath crumbling walls."
"Ding Sihan: idiot"
"Qu Wanqiu: idiot"
His two daughters were a little lacking in humanity.
"Chen Yuying: 'Transfer 4702.55'"
At that moment, Chen Yuying's private chat suddenly popped up.
Lin Li: OVO.
What a well-behaved baby. She said she would transfer him money, so she transferred it. He told her to send one cent less, and she really did send one cent less.
But Lin Li still decided to strike in beast mode—
"Lin Li: Class monitor, can you add the note 'voluntary gift'? Otherwise, I won't dare accept it."
"Chen Yuying: 'Transfer 4702.55' Note: Voluntary gift"
Only seconds after she sent the message, a new transfer notification popped up.
She was way too obedient!
"Lin Li: The one above is still there."
"Chen Yuying: You can't edit the