Lin Li arrived at school that evening and headed toward the classroom.
"—I'm telling you, I was originally going to fail."
Before Lin Li could hear Bai Bufan's obscure historical trivia at the stairwell, he heard Wang Ze's smug voice instead.
"I thought Qian Xuejie liked me, but she actually didn't."
"After I confessed, Qian Xuejie said, 'Wang Ze, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?'"
"I was devastated, but I wanted to figure out where the problem was, so I prepared to do as she said. The moment I took off my pants, before I even peed, Xuejie suddenly blushed and changed her mind, saying she accepted.
Tell me, why exactly did I succeed?"
"?"
Zhou Baowei, who had been listening very seriously, instantly lost it at that line. He stepped forward and grabbed Wang Ze by the neck.
"You idiot! You wasted my feelings! Wang Ze, would you dare say that in front of Qian Ying?"
"Fantasizing again. People always fantasize about things they don't have."
Zhang Haoyang pushed up his glasses and nodded in disdain.
"Later, I figured it out. The secret behind my success is the same as Naruto's." Wang Ze ignored his audience's slander and remained immersed in his art.
"Naruto? What the hell does Naruto have to do with it?" Zhou Baowei and Zhang Haoyang froze.
"Exactly."
"Exactly my ass."
"Looks like you only got it right by blind luck," Wang Ze said. His voice was filled with superiority and contempt for their ignorance, though he still lowered it. "Here's a hint. All the girls at Konoha Ninja Academy liked Sasuke, but only Hinata, who had the Byakugan, liked Naruto. She would blush and faint the moment she saw him.
Meanwhile, Neji, who also had the Byakugan, hated Naruto. Now think