Xue Jian thought of a good way to make Lin Li die from natural causes.
But afterward, the police would probably ask him some pointless question like, "But the surveillance footage shows that you pushed Lin Li downstairs."
Idiots, wasn't gravity a natural force?
Universal gravitation was what killed Lin Li. Why were they asking him?
Besides, Bai Bufan was standing next to Lin Li now. If handled properly, he could buy one get one free. Even better.
"What trouble did you cause this time?" Suppressing the dangerous thoughts in his heart, Xue Jian asked Lin Li irritably.
"I've been wronged, Teacher. I haven't even said three sentences to those two—counting the one just now." Lin Li spread his hands innocently.
There were cameras in the hallway. They couldn't possibly accuse him of being too strong, could they?
Bai, Wang, and Zhou raised their hands. "Teacher, we can testify that Lin Li's sentence was human speech."
Xue Jian did not even raise an eyelid.
He truly did not know whether Lin Li had spoken human speech, but he also did not know whether the three of them were speaking human speech right now.
This was the human speech paradox.
"Teacher, they really didn't bully anyone this time."
The window was open, and Chen Yuying smiled from inside the classroom as she spoke to Xue Jian.
"Teacher has always believed in you," Xue Jian said, nodding at the four good students in the hallway. "The students of our Class 4 would never do something like bully students from another class."
"So what exactly happened just now?"
After piecing together the truth from their accounts, Xue Jian let out a sigh of relief.
At least nobody had been murdered and nobody had been dealing drugs. If it was only this, then it