Without any surprises or mishaps, he passed Subject Two smoothly.
Damn it, he really hadn't expected that the easiest part to fail in Subject Two wouldn't be the test itself, but the road to the test center.
The moral bottom line of Xiling people still needed to be lowered. Every last one of them was just too kind.
Luckily, he'd managed to talk them out of it.
Otherwise, Lin Li didn't dare imagine what would happen if he got into another car accident.
Dying would be fine. At worst, it would all be over. What Lin Li feared most was being hit into a vegetative state.
Because Bai Bufan had said that if he ever became a vegetable, Bai Bufan would definitely climb onto his hospital bed crying, then pee and shit on his head.
While doing it, he would yell, "Boohoohoo, Lin Li, I'm watering you! I even brought you the best fertilizer! Boohoohoo, you have to grow strong and healthy—but don't get better!"
Vicious, wasn't it?
But then again, why did Bai Bufan harbor such deep malice toward Lin Li?
Mainly because Lin Li had said first that if Bai Bufan became a vegetable, then whenever he stayed by his bedside, he would secretly push Bai Bufan into the morgue at night to bump into corpses and play Plants vs. Zombies.
—Lin Li had struck first. Bu Fan being driven to jump the wall was only natural.
Zeng Zi'ang, whom he had talked out of it, had initially wanted to accompany Lin Li to the test and drive him back afterward.
But Lin Li wasn't stupid. One glance was enough for him to read the meaning in Zeng Zi'ang's eyes: he wanted to be his dad.
Fine, that sounded a little weird. More accurately, Zeng Zi'ang wanted to