If it was five requirements, then... Brother Zi'ang really did seem unable to meet all of them.
"Male," "adult," "college student," "not ugly," "well-endowed."
They had all been completely honest with each other before. Of those five requirements, two really were rather difficult for Brother Zi'ang.
But there was nothing Lin Li could do to help with that.
After all, while he could awaken a sleeping male lion and make it swell impressively, he had no way to evolve that lion into a lion king.
What Lin Li was curious about now was something else. "Brother, how did this Sister Yan you mentioned find out about that?"
He had never seen the two of them go to the bathroom together, either.
It couldn't be that what happened while swimming yesterday had already spread across the country by today, could it?
Although Nan Sang Swimming Pool did not prohibit phones, hardly anyone actually brought one in. There was no reason for the news to spread that quickly.
"Of course she doesn't know." At that, sparks practically flew from the corner of Zeng Zi'ang's mouth as he raised his voice. "How could I possibly admit it? I rejected her outright!"
"Sister Yan, if those are your only five requirements, then of course I meet them all—far beyond your imagination, even—but please allow me to refuse."
"Mainly because I can't really accept this kind of reverse sugar-baby arrangement. I prefer keeping my feet on the ground. I want to carve out a world with my own strength! Living off a woman? Sorry, I'm not interested in that at all!"
"My stomach is in great shape. The doctor said living off a woman would be a waste!"
That forceful, impassioned answer echoed through Zeng Zi'ang's mind now.
Fuck, what else was he supposed to