As the saying went, every family had its own difficult scriptures to recite.
But Lin Li felt that not every family did.
For example, he only had half a book.
And orphans did not even have that half.
"W-wait! What the... hell kind of 'never argued with his parents' is that?!"
After hearing Lin Li's explanation, Zhang Haoyang and Qin Zeyu stared blankly for quite a while before they finally burst out with loud complaints.
Fuck.
Following Lin Li's logic, the people with the best relationships with their fathers in the world were Darkies.
Most of them had never argued with their fathers—after all, the reason Darkies liked zero-dollar shopping was because they had never paid up!
Right?
That was not right!
"Just tell me, have you two ever argued with your parents?" Lin Li spread his hands innocently. He felt there was nothing wrong with what he had said, then sincerely asked, "So, Ze Yu, Hao Yang, do you two also want such a harmonious family atmosphere?"
"If you do, I have a plan..."
"Wait, wait, wait!" At that moment, the instigating Lin Li looked like Jia Xu to Qin Zeyu and Zhang Haoyang. "Brother Wenhe, things have not gotten that serious. No need, no need..."
Faced with a guy who seemed ready to make a move against their parents, the two spoke with utmost sincerity.
If solving family conflicts meant solving the family so there would be no soil for conflicts to grow in, then they still hoped to have parents.
As the saying went, cutting off someone's parents was like cutting off their source of wealth. Their parents might scold them, but they also really showered them with coins.
"...Fine. If you need it in the future, just ask me." Lin Li looked somewhat regretful.
Then he