December 16th, Monday.
The past week had been overcast, but when he woke up this morning, it was a rare sunny day.
Sigh, of all times, it just had to not rain when I came.
And I'd already been stripped of my right to give a speech. Why wasn't it raining? Why?!
Heaven has no eyes!
They arrived at school.
"According to unofficial historical records, Hua Xiong was an exceptionally law-abiding general. Back when Dong Zhuo was being crusaded against by the coalition of eighteen warlords, Hua Xiong saw Guan Yu emerge from the enemy camp and thought the red light had come on. So he reined in his horse and waited in place, even asking the lieutenant beside him, 'Why the hell can this kind of red light move?' 'Holy shit, why's the red light holding a knife?' 'Aaaah! The red light is killing people!'
"In the end, he failed to react in time and was easily beheaded by Guan Yu while the wine was still warm."
Bai Bufan was still the person at Nansang Middle School who respected Lord Guan the most, and today's fabricated history was once again tormenting Guan Yu.
According to Bai Bufan, if Ultraman had been the one dueling Hua Xiong, all he had to do was hold out for three minutes. Once the red light began flashing, Hua Xiong would probably put down the brake and prepare to move.
—They would be taking Subjects Three and Four of the driving test this week. Reviewing some traffic knowledge was nice. He had mastered it quite well.
"Hey, don't you think Optimus Prime has an unbeatable strategy against traffic lights? He turns into a person and walks on red, then turns into a car and drives on green." Lin Li's wandering thoughts made him sigh