After sleeping for a few hours, Monday morning arrived.
Nansang Middle School.
Lin Li arrived at the classroom.
"According to unofficial historical records, the upcoming Christmas was actually a holiday established to celebrate the Jin Kingdom's unification of the Three Kingdoms."
"Everyone's heard the classic Christmas song, Jingle Bells, right?"
"Jin Kingdom rocks! Jin Kingdom rocks! Jin Kingdom on the Wei! What this song praises is the hope that the Jin Kingdom, born from the Wei Kingdom, would grow ever stronger and become famous across the land.
"And during Christmas, everyone says 'Merry Chri-Sima Shi' to each other, right? Translated, that means 'Sima Shi is happy every day,' which is further evidence for this unofficial history.
"Oh, right. I also have Sima Shi's payment code. If anyone wants to send him money to wish him a happy holiday in a couple days, come find me."
Bai Bufan's unofficial-history segment was not absent today, and it was obvious he had specially prepared it for this week.
"Holy shit, Christmas is this week? How about this—if you've got time, send me your gifts. I've prepared some exquisite addresses for everyone!" Yang Bangjie exclaimed.
This week, he was definitely going home to repost Christmas-themed lewd pics like crazy!
"So Christmas is to celebrate the Wei Kingdom," Zhou Baowei said, scratching his head in shock at this new knowledge. "I always thought Christmas was for celebrating Gong Bao Chicken Pot. I always heard that song as, 'Gong Bao Chicken Pot, Gong Bao Chicken Pot, passing through my stomach.'"
Zhang Haoyang sighed, somewhat indignant. "It would've been great if the Jin Kingdom had been founded by miHoYo. Poor miHoYo worked so hard and devoted so much to unifying the Three Kingdoms, only for Sima Shi to snatch the prize at the end."
"Holy shit, doing