"W-Wait a second!!!"
"What the hell kind of half-European is that!!!"
After Liu Xi snapped out of her daze, she slammed both hands onto the table and roared in shock.
Wang Baiyu, Zeng Zi'ang, and the others glanced at Lin Li.
Mm, steady as ever.
Realizing she had made too much of a commotion, Liu Xi apologetically waved at the people around them before lowering her voice and questioning him again.
"Doesn't that count as half a person?" Lin Li asked Liu Xi in confusion. "And he's pretty handsome too."
Liu Xi: "..."
But that was literally "only half a person" left! It was completely different from the mixed-race handsome guy she had been expecting, okay?!
Even if he wasn't a mixed-race handsome guy, a bastard handsome guy would have been fine. Why did he have to be a disabled handsome guy—
"High nose bridge, big eyes, fair skin—he has all the facial features a European should have. He seems pretty suitable for your requirements, Miss Liu, doesn't he?" Lin Li enthusiastically introduced him.
Liu Xi: "..."
Watching Lin Li seriously try to sell her this half-friend of his, Liu Xi found the whole thing absurd and bizarre.
It felt like searching Baidu for "how to remove pesticide residue from vegetables," only for Baidu Maps to pop up with a route from "vegetables" to "pesticide residue"—the kind of feeling that made her think, What the fuck are you even doing?
"What do you think? If you're satisfied too, Miss Liu, should I send you his ICU intensive care unit room number? I can be your wingman then. I'll secretly pull out his oxygen tube, and you can immediately give him artificial respiration. If your eyes meet, you might even fall into Love River that very day! Sink into it forever!"