Ancient List: I Searched a Few and Found That So Many Had Already Closed Down. Business Is Hard These Days

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Article 196 of the Code of Hammurabi stipulated that if a free man destroyed another free man's ear, then his own ear should also be destroyed.

Right now, even extremists who heard Lin Li's remarks would think he was a little too extreme—the kind of extreme that warranted hiring an expert for the family.

But after Bai Bufan and the others thought it over carefully, it seemed there really was nothing wrong with judging it according to Lin Li's logic.

—Use all kinds of techniques to make the instrument feel good. The more exquisite the technique and the more practiced the oral skills, the better the instrument's moans would sound. If one was too rough or unskilled, the instrument would not feel pleasure and would only let out ugly screams.

If one used too much force, it might even break.

Holy shit, wasn't this fucking pornographic?

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Sensing the somewhat silent atmosphere around him, Lin Li calmly looked at the people nearby and asked in "confusion."

"How should I put this? Hearing you say something like that makes me feel like you're the kind of person who'd go to a hospital and have this conversation:

Doctor: 'There's a b-scan here.'

Lin Li: 'Really?'

Doctor: 'Really. Where's the pregnant woman?'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'

Doctor: '? I'm calling security.'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'

Doctor: 'Damn.'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'"

Bai Bufan shook his head in disgust.

Yang Bangjie piled on, nodding as he said:

"Exactly. Hearing you say something like that makes me feel like you're the kind of person who'd search Taobao for 'Sweetheart Weapon, Tenga flagship store, UPKO, cwcourogesdom, Feimu, iroho, Fire Birch House, Contentment, Freshest Breeze, Night Color Walk, kistoy, Secretly Born Passion, Night-Shadow Woman,