Honestly, Du Hansi really missed the days when the term opposed to "straight guy" was still "warm guy."
This damn world was changing way too fast.
Feeling Lin Li still groping his butt, along with the classmate who had come with him and instinctively turned around to use his body to shield the important areas between him and Lin Li.
No, why were you so practiced at this too, classmate?!
"Since you're unwilling, then let's begin~"
Seeing Lin Li still grinning at him, Du Hansi fell silent for a moment. "Lin Li, I'm willing to play the strengthening game with you."
"Great!" Lin Li began taking off his jacket. "Since you're willing, then let's begin~"
"Isn't that fucking exactly the same?! It really was a trick question, wasn't it?!"
Even though he had expected it, Du Hansi still couldn't hold it together. He clutched his head in despair.
It turned out that something more despairing than a boy wearing a maid outfit was a boy in a maid outfit running into Lin Li.
"I was so stupid, really. I shouldn't have worn this maid outfit..." Du Hansi slapped Lin Li's hand away and said dejectedly.
"What's wrong with this outfit? Isn't it great? At first, it did feel pretty uncomfortable to look at, but gradually, it developed a different sort of charm. You seem kind of alluring now.
"Hansi, do you use a blanket at night? Do you think it's better for the bedcovers to be dry or damp?"
Du Hansi was expressionless. "I don't use a blanket at night."
Lin Li's eyes lit up. "Then do you sleep on your back or on your stomach?"
"...On my side."
"Even better! Either side works!"
"Fuck, hahaha—" Du Hansi burst into helpless laughter first, then pressed his palms together and solemnly