The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 471

I Swear, So No Dialogue Options Pop Up When You Chat with Girls

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Question: What was the giant stick of the Cancer constellation called?

Crab bro. Whoever invented Zhou Baowei was a real expert at raising pigs.

When it came to his dedication to eating, even Lin Li had to admit defeat.

"Baowei, from now on, this food has one and only one name: Crab Stick. Anything like Crab bro or crab meat stick is heresy, understand?" Lin Li stressed in a lowered voice.

Considering there were not only boys from the back rows present, but people from classes besides Class 4 as well, Lin Li felt it was still too crude.

Zhou Baowei scratched his head. Rather than answering directly, he asked curiously, "Lin Li, after I said that, did you lose your appetite for it?"

Lin Li smiled. "If you try to stop everyone from buying it by telling every customer about this, Baowei, I'll flatten your Maserati immediately, believe it or not? OVO."

Zhou Baowei said, "Sorry, TAT."

Damn it. Zhou Baowei clearly thought he had hidden his thoughts well. How did Lin Li always see through him at a glance?

"What were you talking about?" After Lin Li returned, Chen Yuying naturally asked with curiosity.

"Snacking behind the cook's back. If cooks don't steal, the harvest won't grow." Naturally, Lin Li could not let Chen Yuying's ears be sullied by what they had just said. After making up an excuse, he immediately changed the subject to stop her from asking further. "Class Monitor, guess what kind of books cannibal chefs liked reading most?"

"Hmm..." Chen Yuying pinched her chin and hummed thoughtfully. Then she tilted her head and tried to answer. "Ensemble novels? Because they usually create lots and lots of vivid characters?"

"Or calligraphy copybooks? The ones with Yan Jin Liu Gu?"

She was still too cultured. Lin

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