"Lin Li, if time had allowed, I really wanted you to keep the car parked behind that guy's and livestream his reaction."
Bai Bufan reclined his seat as far back as it would go, lay there with one hand feeling around the car's ceiling, and spoke with a smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Bufan, if you keep having this habit of returning to the scene after committing a crime, you're bound to get caught someday."
Lin Li was just as relaxed. Since they had already parked and were merely waiting outside Qu Wanqiu's residential complex for her to come down, he took the chance to share his criminal expertise.
"Damn, Lin Li, if you ever go to one of those big bathhouses in the north, they'll definitely charge you extra." Bai Bufan knocked on the roof, making a series of thumping sounds, and replied with a grin.
"True. After all, I'm too big. Going to a bathhouse would make the other men feel inferior and hurt business, so charging me extra would be reasonable." Lin Li said it with a straight face.
Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and sighed. "Idiot, I mean you're too scheming. You'd be exhausting to scrub, so they'd charge extra."
"Same to you." Lin Li sneered.
"True. Mine's too big too." Bai Bufan nodded happily again.
"But let's not bring up bathhouses," Lin Li continued complaining.
"Last time, I passed by a newly opened bathhouse. The owner was outside shouting promotions, saying there was a grand opening discount: ten yuan per person for the men's bathhouse, one hundred yuan per person for the women's bathhouse. I was confused and wondered why there was such a huge price difference, so I went over and asked.
"The owner said, 'That's just how our place works. By