Lin Li was astonished. This guy actually had the nerve to question him.
Holy shit, bro, you actually dared to bring up being cuckolded.
This was absurd.
It was like one man angrily roaring at another, "I'll fight you! Your wife actually put a green hat on me!"
Then the woman showed up and gently comforted the two men she was involved with. "It's okay. Even if you both have green hats on your heads, I'll still love you." After saying that, she turned to look at her actual husband, who had been stunned speechless by the yelling, and added, "Oh right, you have two."
Very rigorous, right?
But Lin Li had no intention of taking the blame. He was merely a traveler from another world passing beneath someone else's bed. His tiny spine could not bear such a massive black pot, so he smiled, waved his hand, and clarified:
"Bro, it wasn't me, I didn't do anything. My clothes are all properly on right now. I just went under the wrong bed."
The shirtless man: "?"
Fuck you.
You could get under the wrong bed too?
The last time he had gone under the wrong bed had been when he had just made a friend.
But he had not really gotten it wrong that time. He had done it on purpose!!
"Stop making excuses, bro," the man said, both speechless and furious. He muttered, "I actually noticed something was off a long time ago!"
The fear and panic in his eyes were now replaced by sudden realization:
"...I knew it. No wonder when I hugged her just now, I felt like her body was burning way too intensely. It didn't feel like I was the only one who got her worked up. It was more like... she'd already been