"Chen Yuying: ????"
Clearly, under his guidance, Chen Yuying had thoroughly realized the importance of punctuation—she used to send just one question mark, but now she sent a whole row of them.
"Chen Yuying: You're an idiot."
"Lin Li: Sis, when you insult people, it sounds like you're acting cute."
"Chen Yuying: I am acting cute."
"Lin Li: What!? Xiling lad, attention! My little puppy tail is already spinning like a propeller! Awaiting the officer's orders at any time!!"
"Chen Yuying: Back to the point, pig head."
"Lin Li: Your uncle firmly said your family would take you there, right?"
"Chen Yuying: Yep."
"Lin Li: Okay, remember to pick up a package tomorrow. I ordered you a Strong Flashlight, Tao Te Ching, suit, and Blind Cane through SF Express rush delivery. You'll need them the morning after tomorrow."
"Chen Yuying: ?"
"Lin Li: I'm not implying anything. It's fine, it's fine. Even if Chen Tianming goes off to be Yao Qiaoqiao's dog on the bus and ignores me, and Wang Yuezhi only considers himself my lunchtime buddy so he'll treat me like a stranger at all other times, leaving Class 4's four competition contestants with only me... I can only suffer all alone on an unfamiliar bus...
But it's all right. I can live perfectly well by myself. Ying Bao, you too—when you're riding in a nice, comfortable car, make sure to be happy, okay? Be happy and blessed, all right?"
"Lin Li: Whether I live or die isn't important. Life is trying to chew me to bits and shit me out, but that's okay! I'm a tenacious Enoki Mushroom, damn it!"
"Chen Yuying: Quit playing the victim. Little Bear Kick."
"Lin Li: A man can sell misery, but he can't sell poverty."
"Chen Yuying: Fist."
"Lin Li: Scissors."
"Lin