The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 510

Father-in-law, I've Had the Child. You Take the Child's Surname.

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I'm dirty... I'm not clean anymore...

Bathroom.

While showering, Lin Li scrubbed his body with great force.

What came to mind was the classic doujin plot where, after being forced into it, the heroine washed someone else's juices out of herself in the bathroom.

Fuck.

It would have been better not to think about it. Once he did, it became even harder to hold it together.

Sigh. The image of that horde of zombies treating Guan Yunchang like a formidable enemy, then immediately staring at him with excited faces and "scientific spirit," was absurd no matter how he thought about it.

He should have just returned to reality while he was still in the air. So what if those ten minutes of invincibility had gone to waste?

Anything would have been better than suffering such an undeserved disaster now.

Wasn't this like not getting the money from a Naked Loan but suffering every bit of its consequences?

It felt tragically like he had agreed to play SM with the whole world, only to forget his safeword.

When he had first returned to the bathroom, he had truly been left with nothing to cover himself. Only system-made items like the Universe Ring and the Proof of Heaven and Man on his fingers and wrists had remained intact.

Fortunately, he had already used running water to wash all the Acidic Liquid off himself in the apocalypse. Otherwise, if that acid had come back to modern times with him, the bathroom floor might have been in trouble.

Still, it wasn't entirely without benefits.

Being seen naked was actually no big deal. They were all fucking bros.

Lin Li had no complaints about those zombies now. He even wanted to let them have another look.

Of course, not because he was a pervert, but—

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