"Chen Tianming: Wait a second, Qin Zeyu, what the hell kind of matchmaker are you???"
"Qin Zeyu: Yagami Light. Isn't that a matchmaker?"
"Qin Zeyu: Look, the notebook in my hand is bound to a matchmaker, and only the matchmaker can use it. Doesn't that make it a Marriage Register? It's even bound to a Pokemon Tool Spirit that only the matchmaker can see!
If that's not a matchmaker, what is?
Rounding it up, I'm using heaven and earth as witnesses, the sun and moon as proof, to register your marriage certificate for you. Heart gesture."
"Chen Tianming: Damn it, why are you such a nasty person? Customer Service Xiao Xiang sheds tears."
"Chen Tianming: Who the hell told you that having a moon in your name makes you a matchmaker?"
"Qin Zeyu: What else would it be?"
"Chen Tianming: I get it now. No wonder Chen Sheng said, 'The world has suffered under Qin for too long.' Chen in Chen Sheng is Chen Tianming's Chen, and Qin is Qin Zeyu's Qin."
"Wang Ze: Wait, Ze Yu's name also has a Ze in it. Could it be that, deep down, he thinks just like me—that brothers are the easiest to fool? As long as I keep pretending to be a Nantong and lower their guard, they'll think I'm joking until it's already in?"
"Qin Zeyu: ?"
"Qin Zeyu: Bro, were you pretending to joke about being Nantong when you were actually Nantong all along? Was this all part of your plan? You're kidding, right?"
"Wang Ze: See? You still think I'm joking."
"Chen Tianming: Speaking of which, Wang Ze, your dorm is famous in Nansang for turning the lights off early, but also famous for being noisy after lights-out. What are you guys even doing?"
"Wang Ze: Mm."
"Zhang Haoyang: