Wu Shengjing: Eat dirt? Are you kidding me?
Princess Xin E: Y-You must be telling a ridiculous joke! Who do you think would believe that?
Wu Shengjing: Xi Rong Manor is a world-renowned sacred land of sword forging, and it's still accepting orders to forge all kinds of immortal weapons!
Princess Xin E: That's the place countless blacksmiths yearn for, where their dreams set sail! A beacon guiding civilization! How could we possibly have to perform by eating dirt before even reaching the manor gates?
The Bride Town Lord couldn't help sighing when she heard the doubts of those two Xi Rong fan girls.
She could understand their feelings perfectly. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes before, she wouldn't have dared imagine it either.
But she knew that by tomorrow
when they saw that terrifying scene, they would go from questioning the dirt-eating to imitating the dirt-eating, then braving the blazing sun to take quests in the square and start moving bricks.
She continued writing her beginner's guide:
Second, occasionally show a stiff expression and move with your arms and legs in sync when greeting people. Although the False Humans had now evolved flexible faces, practically indistinguishable from True People,
they still occasionally liked to put on stiff False Human smiles when talking to people. It seemed to be a form of nostalgia, because when they first became False Humans, their faces had been stiff, they had been exposed, and all sorts of jokes had resulted.
Third, as a False Human, you must show that you love moving bricks. Treat money as dearly as your life and put quests above all else. It seems the False Humans refer to themselves internally as the Fourth Calamity.
Fourth, when you are tired, do not rest! Do not rest! Rest