Lord of the Dark Night
Chapter 828

Ice Heaven Spiritual Waterfall-A Two-in-One

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Fang Che's heart was filled with the most malicious speculation about Madman Halberd.

Feed the beauty everyone coveted until she became a fat pig, make sure no one wanted her, then take her off their hands, slim her down again, and end up with a breathtakingly beautiful wife... This operation was simply perfect! It could even assist in cultivation.

Yan Beihan continued, "After the two of them married, Ice Aunt really did grow thinner day by day. In her happiness, she devoted herself to helping Uncle Ao cultivate... Ice Heaven Spiritual Waterfall was used only on Uncle Ao, and it was for dual cultivation. Thus, Uncle Ao began advancing by leaps and bounds."

"Before long, he had caught up with the five-hundred-year gap and then surpassed those who came after him. Gradually, he began climbing to a high position..."

"Then, as Ice Aunt slowly slimmed down, she treated Uncle Ao even better. They lived a harmonious and blissful life for several thousand years... Until one day, while Ice Aunt was traveling through the mortal world, she accidentally learned of a herb that was absolutely delicious but could make people fat."

When Yan Beihan reached this point, Fang Che, Feng Xue, Chen Xue, Bi Yunyan, and Zhou Meier all wore twisted expressions and covered their faces. They wanted to laugh, but didn't dare...

"You should have heard of this herb too. It's called Fatty Grass. They say ordinary households mix a handful of it into pig feed. They don't need much, just a few stalks, and the pigs don't even need to eat it every day to grow quite fat... That's why the common folk call it Fat Pig Grass..."

Yan Beihan coughed as she spoke.

She had no choice. If she didn't cough, she was going to burst out laughing.

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