Several Dong family experts immediately stepped forward, their faces filled with exasperation. Covering his mouth was impossible, and since they weren't in the same group, they couldn't get close.
They could only point at him from afar. "Dong Yunyu, just you wait until you get home!"
Laughter thundered all around them.
Dong Yunyu took pride in what should have shamed him. He raised his head, looking smug. "Was I wrong? What if we're in the middle of doing it and some foul fart comes along? Damn... Going soft on the spot wouldn't be a big deal, but if it really disgusted me, I might never be able to use it again. Let me be honest: I'm not even afraid of eating shit, but I am afraid of that. I still have to carry on the Dong family line!"
All the Dong family experts simultaneously flew into a rage. "Shut up! Shut up! Shut your mouth right now!"
The surrounding laughter had already become utterly earth-shaking.
Countless people praised him. "What talent! Now that's real talent!"
"I've never admired anyone from the Dong family so much before. Who would have thought they could raise such an extraordinary talent!"
The Dong family members sighed one after another.
Every generation of the entire family had clearly been made up of sincere gentlemen, so how had Dong Yunyu been born!? He was simply bizarre beyond compare. Wherever he was, he could always throw away every last scrap of their dignity.
Across from them, Dong Yuanping of the Divine Ferret Sect couldn't help staring in astonishment. This... why is it different from what I imagined? I'm threatening you! Why does it look as though I've told you all a joke instead? You're laughing so hard you're about to lose your teeth.
He couldn't make sense