Naruto Bloodline Theory? It's Nothing but Trash

Naruto Bloodline Theory? It's Nothing but Trash Author: Leg God

Synopsis:

The Hokage's son became Hokage? The advisor's son became an advisor? The son of a Branch Family member sent to die for others was supposed to become a substitute sacrifice too?

He told Neji to change his fate, then turned around and told Nagato to believe in fate because he was a Child of Destiny?

If he was not the reincarnation of the Son of the Six Paths, could he only throw one kick by the final battle?

After finishing Naruto Ninja, Mingren was shocked to discover that Naruto Uzumaki had not only gone from an underdog character to a Child of Destiny and Son of God, but had also become the staunchest defender of the old feudal order???

After Sasuke got Talk-no-Jutsu'd, he became the person he hated most—a second Danzo? Doing dirty work 365 days a year, eliminating "enemies" for Konoha, with no time to go home?!

RNM~! Give me my money back!!!

Kishimoto, give me back my youth!

I could do it better myself!

I'm going to change this goddamn Naruto world!!!

I. Naruto Bloodline Theory? It's Nothing but Trash

Gurgle, gurgle...

A dark underground laboratory.

A Life Support Pod continuously bubbled.

A human body lay submerged inside, its eyes tightly shut.

As his brows trembled, he seemed to be experiencing an enraged dream.

A dark aura quickly overflowed from his body.

Crack, crack!

With the emergence of that dark aura, uncontrollable cracks began spreading across the glass.

Finally, with a bang, the glass of the Life Support Pod exploded, and liquid splashed all over the floor.

Shennong looked at the test subject whose power had erupted, the corner of his mouth curling upward. "At last... it's complete. The vessel for the new Dark Chakra Jutsu... my disciple."

Snap.

He tore the breathing mask from his mouth.

Mingren opened his eyes.

Pitch-black flames burned in his pupils.

His handsome yet icy face was reflected in the shards of glass.

"Did it work?"

Mingren glanced at his hands.

His once frail body was now packed with muscle.

At the same time, he seemed to have inexhaustible strength flowing through him.

He took a deep breath. His heavy breathing sounded like a bellows, demonstrating astonishing lung capacity.

"Mm... the three-thousandth experiment! A full five years! The experiment with the new jutsu succeeded. Our efforts were not in vain."

Shennong watched the changes in his disciple with a gratified expression.

From an utterly ordinary, unremarkable, frail youth into someone powerful and muscular, the transformation had taken only a little over ten minutes.

Yet the preparations behind it had taken several years.

"The path for ordinary people to reach the Six Paths has opened. From this day onward, I finally have the right to throw a punch at Bloodline Theory!"

Mingren crushed the metal breathing mask in his hand. The force erupting from his palm made Shennong's brows rise slightly, clearly leaving him very satisfied.

Mingren was a transmigrator.

He had come to this world five years ago.

This was a world known as Naruto Ninja.

In his previous life.

Mingren had been a Naruto fan, growing up watching Naruto Ninja.

This work had influenced Mingren greatly.

Yet although it had ended many years ago, one matter still gnawed at him.

That was the deception Naruto Ninja had inflicted on its readers!!

This manga.

The first part of the early manga had been about an underdog, a kid who dragged everyone down, striving and working hard to become an amazing ninja.

But by the second part.

The style suddenly changed!

The protagonist, Naruto Uzumaki—the unyielding underdog who had repeatedly told Neji Hyuga that fate could be changed—

Turned into a Bloodline Theory supporter who preached bloodlines and made the final boss Nagato and others believe that he was the Child of Destiny, the Child of Prophecy, and that they should believe in fate! A second-generation elite!??

By the later stages, he had even become the reincarnation of a Son of God, with the strongest bloodline as his ancestry?!

He even defeated revolutionaries one after another, stopping their attempts to change the world and becoming the firmest guardian of the old feudal powers?!

After being moved by the first part, Mingren felt as though he had suffered the most naked betrayal imaginable!

It had clearly been a passionate inspirational story.

How had it become a game about a second-generation immortal pretending to be a loser while traveling the Ninja World?!

Yes.

What powerhouse in a multiverse did not have cheats!

But could they not... stop flaunting themselves as losers and waving the banner of losers—

When their father was actually the Hokage, their ancestors were Ōtsutsuki, and they themselves were even the reincarnation of a Son of God? What a disgusting script.

Using the 3,000 yuan monthly salary he earned himself, plus the 3 million his father gave him, he bought a Ferrari! Then he claimed it was all through his own hard work!

It was deception, blatant deception!

And it was not enough for him to do that himself.

He even told others... that as long as they worked as hard as he did and earned a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, they could drive a supercar like his too!!

Why could he not just come out and say it plainly: I support Bloodline Theory.

Instead of dressing it up at the start, luring people in, then butchering them and feeding them shit in the middle and later stages?

RNM, give me my money back!!!

Filled with such fury.

Mingren felt as though his youth had been fed to the dogs.

Fortunately.

Mingren had received the chance at a second life. His soul had transmigrated into the world of Naruto Ninja, where he became an utterly ordinary civilian.

As for the country where he had been born, it was the Land of Rain.

This country was suffering through the war known as the "Third Shinobi World War."

When Mingren had still been young, he woke up on a battlefield and discovered that he had transmigrated into the body of a heavily wounded child fleeing from war.

Then he was saved by a wandering doctor named "Shennong." From then on, he followed Shennong around practicing medicine, studying medical arts, and saving lives amid the chaos of war...

Of course, Mingren knew that studying medicine could not save the people of the Land of Rain, much less the entire Ninja World.

So, once the time was right, he immediately asked Shennong to teach him ninja skills.

Perhaps others in this world did not know Shennong's true identity, but Mingren knew it perfectly well.

Shennong... was the final boss of Naruto Ninja: Movie Animation: Bonds! The leader of the Empty Village survivors, disguised as a wandering doctor!

Shennong's strength was not the main issue.

The key was that he had found a way for ordinary people to become stronger without relying on bloodlines!

Once his invention had its negative effects removed, was improved, and spread widely, it would be enough to change the entire world!!

There was a saying: a farmer with a hunting rifle could kill a heavily armed knightly lord.

The Dark Chakra invented by Shennong was equivalent to the hunting rifle in that farmer's hands.

As long as the Dark Chakra Jutsu was implanted in one's body, this energy could absorb the Negative Emotions in people's hearts and generate power!

An acquired method meant that every person could possess Dark Chakra.

Without relying on any bloodline! They could become powerful!

And thus oppose Bloodline Theory!

For this, Mingren had endured countless hardships. He had experienced the cruelty of war and become accustomed to life and death.

Whether it was the grueling cultivation required to learn medical arts or the three thousand experiments and all the attempts that had made him wish for death rather than life—

They had continually refined and tempered Mingren's longstanding obsession.

After enduring these hardships.

The regret in his heart, and his fury over Naruto Ninja becoming a deceptive work that embraced Bloodline Theory, only grew deeper!

"The protagonist Naruto Uzumaki even promised Nagato and Konan that he would bring peace to the Land of Rain and Amegakure. Yet later, Amegakure became nothing but ruins! Completely devastated!!"

This manga that force-fed Bloodline Theory was filled from beginning to end with every kind of reactionary feudalism.

He had started as an ordinary person, taken Shennong as his master, and come from the Land of Rain.

"Even more coincidentally... my name is Mingren too."

It seemed to foretell that one day, he would face Naruto Uzumaki in a decisive battle and determine the direction of this world.

Would things remain like the Original Work, where nothing changed in the end—the Hokage's son became Hokage, the advisor's son became an advisor, the son of someone sent to die for others was sent to die for others, and the descendants of the "evil" Uchiha were "evil" criminals—

Or would he remake the Ninja World, completely overthrow the old powers, ensure that tragedies like Neji Hyuga's would never repeat, and prove that ordinary people could achieve the Six Paths!

"Give it a try. Your physical attributes should be displayed before your eyes," Shennong said with a nod.

Naturally, he knew of the fury filling his disciple's heart toward Bloodline Theory.

That was also why the master and disciple got along so well.

As someone who had likewise been sickened by the Bloodline Theory of the Five Great Nations—

Shennong had experiences similar to Mingren's.

That was also what had driven him to invent Dark Chakra.

"Let me see..."

Following his master Shennong's instructions, Mingren focused his mind before his eyes.

Very quickly.

A row of values appeared.

Ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, wisdom, speed...

All kinds of physical indicators.

Through the Dark Chakra Jutsu, they appeared according to this world's standards for evaluating ninja ranks.

"What a pain..."

Mingren frowned slightly, finding it far too flashy.

As he poured his will into it.

All the values instantly merged. In the blink of an eye, only one indicator remained.

[Strength: 7]