Kunpeng Marries the West Queen Mother, They Wed After a Thousand Years, and the Witch Clan Holds a Meeting

After the Three Pure Ones returned to Kunlun Mountain, Kunpeng said, "Mystic Emperor, the West Queen Mother asked me to prepare the betrothal gifts. Hehe, could you lend me a little?"

Xuanxiao hurriedly shook his head. "You can ask to borrow money, but could you not call me old?" With that, he directly separated out some spiritual treasures. "Don't worry. As long as you stick with us, I guarantee you'll Achieve Sainthood in the future."

Kunpeng looked speechless. "Could you stop bragging? The Primordial Violet Qi of the Eastern Emperor was given to the Demon Emperor, and neither of you has any Primordial Violet Qi left. How are you going to guarantee that I'll Achieve Sainthood?"

Xuanxiao nodded. "There are plenty of ways to Achieve Sainthood. You don't necessarily have to rely entirely on Primordial Violet Qi. You can consider proving the Dao through laws, seeking within yourself, or Severing the Three Corpses externally. When the Three Corpses merge and both magic power and laws reach perfection, that is the Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortal realm. In terms of combat power, it is equivalent to a Saint. The only difference is that without your primordial spirit entrusting itself to the Heavenly Dao, you can't revive after dying."

Kunpeng's face fell. "Even if I really reach that level, it still wouldn't be safe."

Taiyi rubbed his forehead. "Are you stupid? You think it's unsafe just because you can't revive after being beaten to death? Once our Demon Court has more than three Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortals, who could kill us?"

Kunpeng's eyes lit up at that. "That's true... Hehe, Mystic Emperor, Eastern Emperor, could you accompany me to West Kunlun again?"

Xuanxiao nodded. "Why didn't you say so earlier? If you'd told me sooner, wouldn't it have been more convenient to go to Kunlun Mountain with my father and the others?"

Kunpeng gave a sheepish laugh. "It's just that I felt embarrassed to borrow things with other people around."

At that moment, Xuanxiao gave a mischievous laugh. "Didn't we forget something? The Demon Emperor just got married and hasn't consummated the marriage yet. Should we go scare him?"

Kunpeng was speechless. "How do you plan to scare him?"

Taiyi's beautiful eyes flashed as she looked at Xuanxiao in confusion. Xuanxiao said, "Here, this thing is called the Chaos Bead. It can conceal our auras. I'll use it to hide our auras, then we'll sneak into the bridal chamber. Just as he lifts the veil, we'll suddenly appear. Woohoo."

Taiyi and Kunpeng's expressions changed. "If we play it like that, Eldest Brother and Sister-in-Law might chase the three of us for at least one epoch."

Xuanxiao pouted. "Just tell me whether it'll be fun or not. ╭(╯^╰)╮ Pranking the Heavenly Emperor during his wedding night—how exciting!"

Taiyi nodded. "It does sound exciting. Let's go together. Afterward, we'll hide in Kunlun Mountain together and come back once he's calmed down."

Thus, Xuanxiao brought Taiyi and Kunpeng along. The three mighty beings used the Chaos Bead to conceal their forms and slipped into Dijun and Xihe's bridal chamber. Inside, Dijun and Xihe had just bathed and changed into their nightclothes and were preparing to do something indescribable.

Suddenly, the three of them appeared and shouted, "Greetings, Demon Emperor and Demon Empress!" They frightened Dijun so badly that it took him more than three thousand years to recover, causing the Little Golden Crow to be born three thousand years late.

Dijun looked at them helplessly. "All of you, get out." As he spoke, he strode toward Lingxiao Palace and said, "You... Is this any way to joke around? Who's so childish?"

Xuanxiao raised his hand. "Of course it was me... I was the one who got them to do it."

Dijun was speechless. "Why?"

Xuanxiao immediately patted Taiyi. "Hurry up and give Eldest Brother the Primordial Violet Qi. Now that he has the merit of the Heavenly Marriage and the Demon Clan's fortune, combined with the Primordial Violet Qi, although he can't completely merge with it, becoming a half-Saint won't be difficult. You should know that this Demon Empress is no ordinary expert. Don't you want to keep watching Eldest Brother remain on the defensive?"

Dijun's eyes widened as he looked at Xuanxiao. "What? Her cultivation is very high?"

Xuanxiao nodded. "Of course. After you consummate the marriage, she'll reveal her true identity. Let me put it this way: once she spends one Kalpa recovering her original strength, beating a Dao Ancestor won't be difficult."

Dijun patted his chest. "If you hadn't reminded me, I really would have thought she was just a weak woman in the late Grand Unity Golden Immortal realm." (The gathered Immortals and Gods: Listen to him. Is that even something a human would say? A weak woman in the Grand Unity Golden Immortal realm? Dijun: I'm the Demon Emperor. What's wrong with me not speaking like a human?)

Afterward, Xuanxiao and the others accompanied Kunpeng to West Kunlun to discuss the marriage between Kunpeng and the West Queen Mother.

In the secret realm of West Kunlun, the West Queen Mother said, "The Demon Master has always lived frugally, and I'm not without wealth myself. There's no need to bring so many valuables."

Kunpeng gave a sheepish laugh. "Then what exactly do you want as the betrothal gift?"

The West Queen Mother's expression turned cold. "Take me to Mount Sumeru and smash one of its peaks to vent my anger. Then I'll marry you."

Kunpeng looked at Xuanxiao. "Mystic Emperor, Eastern Emperor, I'll need the two of you to lend me a hand."

Xuanxiao nodded. "No problem, no problem. For the sake of the Demon Master getting married, beating those two despicable wretches is nothing. We can consider it ridding the Primordial Wilderness of harm."