Primordial Era: Tongtian, Control Your Brat!
Chapter 32

Kunpeng Weds West Queen Mother, Nuptials After a Millennium, Witch Clan Convenes

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After the Three Pure Ones returned to Kunlun Mountain, Kunpeng said, "Xuan Emperor, West Queen Mother asked me to prepare betrothal gifts. Hehe, can you lend me some?"

Xuanxiao quickly shook his head and said, "I can lend you things, but don't call me old." He then directly separated some spiritual items and said, "Don't worry, as long as you follow us, I guarantee you'll achieve Sainthood in the future."

Kunpeng looked speechless and said, "Stop bragging. The Eastern Emperor's Primordial Violet Qi was given to the Demon Emperor. You two don't even have Primordial Violet Qi, yet you guarantee my Sainthood?"

Xuanxiao nodded and said, "There are many ways to achieve Sainthood, and it doesn't all depend on Primordial Violet Qi. You can consider proving the Dao through laws, seeking within yourself, or externally severing the three corpses. When the three corpses merge and your magic power and laws reach perfection, you become a Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortal. In terms of combat power, you are equivalent to a Saint, but you cannot entrust your Primordial Spirit to the Heavenly Dao, so you cannot be resurrected if you die."

Kunpeng's face turned bitter and said, "Even if I truly achieve it, it's still not safe."

Taiyi rubbed his forehead and said, "Are you stupid? It's not safe just because you can't be resurrected if you're beaten to death? Once our Demon Court has three or more Primordial Grand Unity Golden Immortals, who can kill us?"

Upon hearing this, Kunpeng's face lit up and he said, "That's true... Hehe, Xuan Emperor, Eastern Emperor, could you accompany me to West Kunlun again?"

Xuanxiao nodded and said, "Why didn't you say so earlier? If you had, it would have been convenient to go to Kunlun Mountain with my father and the others."

Kunpeng chuckled and said, "It's just that I felt embarrassed to borrow things when others were around."

At this moment, Xuanxiao chuckled and said, "Did we forget something? The Demon Master and Demon Empress just got married and haven't consummated their marriage yet. Shall we go surprise them?"

Kunpeng was speechless and said, "How do you plan to surprise him?"

Taiyi's beautiful eyes flickered, and she looked at Xuanxiao with confusion. Xuanxiao said, "Look, this thing is called the Chaos Bead. It can hide our aura. I'll use this to hide our aura, and then we'll appear in the bridal chamber just as he lifts the veil. Whoosh."

Taiyi and Kunpeng's faces changed, and they said, "If we do this, our elder brother and sister-in-law might chase us for at least one epoch."

Xuanxiao pouted and said, "Just tell me if it's fun or not? ╭(╯^╰)╮, crashing the Heavenly Emperor's bridal chamber, how exciting is that?"

Taiyi nodded and said, "It is quite exciting. Let's go together, and then we'll hide in Kunlun Mountain until he calms down before we return."

Thus, Xuanxiao, Taiyi, and Kunpeng, three powerful beings, used the Chaos Bead to conceal their figures and sneaked into Dijun and Xihe's bridal chamber. Inside, Dijun and Xihe had just finished bathing and changing into their robes, preparing for some indescribable activities.

Suddenly, the three of Xuanxiao appeared and shouted, "Greetings, Demon Emperor, Demon Empress!" This startled Dijun so much that he only recovered after more than three thousand years, causing the Little Golden Crow to be born three thousand years later.

Dijun looked at them helplessly and said, "All of you, get out." He then strode to Lingxiao Palace and said, "You... is this how you joke? Who is so childish?"

Xuanxiao raised his hand and said, "It's me, of course... I dragged them into this."

Dijun was speechless and asked, "Why?"

Xuanxiao directly patted Taiyi and said, "Hurry up, give the Primordial Violet Qi to Elder Brother. Now, with the merit of the Heavenly Marriage, the Demon Race's fortune, plus the Primordial Violet Qi, although it can't be fully integrated, it's not a problem to achieve Half-Saint. You know, this Demon Empress's strength is extraordinary. Don't you want to see Elder Brother stop being passive?"

Dijun's eyes widened as he looked at Xuanxiao and said, "What? Is her cultivation very high?"

Xuanxiao nodded and said, "Of course. She will reveal her true identity after you consummate your marriage. Let me put it this way: once she has cultivated for one epoch and recovered her original power, it won't be a problem for her to defeat a Dao Ancestor."

Dijun patted his chest and said, "If you hadn't reminded me, I would have really thought she was a weak woman in the late stage of Grand Unity Golden Immortal." (A crowd of celestial gods: Listen to this, is this human speech? A weak woman at the Grand Unity Golden Immortal realm? Dijun: I am the Demon Emperor, so what if I don't speak human language?)

Afterward, Xuanxiao and the others accompanied Kunpeng to West Kunlun to discuss Kunpeng's marriage with West Queen Mother.

In the secret realm of West Kunlun, West Queen Mother said, "The Demon Master has always lived frugally, and I am not without wealth. There's no need to bring so many valuables."

Kunpeng chuckled and said, "Then what kind of betrothal gift do you want?"

West Queen Mother's face turned cold and she said, "Take me to Mount Sumeru and smash a mountain peak for me to vent my anger, and I will marry you."

Kunpeng looked at Xuanxiao and said, "Xuan Emperor, Eastern Emperor, I still need your help."

Xuanxiao nodded and said, "No problem, no problem. For the sake of the Demon Master marrying his wife, it's fine to beat up those two filthy fellows. We can consider it as eliminating scourges for the Primordial World."

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