Ch. 901The Empty Camp

The Daoist and the monk found the Journey to the West party's camp empty and took Wei Wu's statue of Immortal Green Ox with them. As night fell, a gigantic bull charged through the darkness and knocked them aside.

  • The Daoist and the monk searched the deserted camp and found wild grass growing through the tents.
  • They discovered Wei Wu's empty tent and saw a statue of Immortal Green Ox left on a brocade cloth.
  • The Daoist knelt before the statue, then he and the monk took it and hurried away from the camp.
  • Night suddenly spread across the valley, trapping them in darkness before they could leave.
  • A gigantic bull charged between them, blasting the Daoist aside and splatting the monk against a tree.

Ch. 902Crude Methods

Qin He reached the Journey to the West camp as supernatural creatures emerged, and used the Big Black Shovel to block their advance. He and Wang Tie Zhu considered crude ways to counter the supernatural phenomenon, leaving Lamborghini Bull’s past in question.

  • Lamborghini Bull carried Qin He and Wang Tie Zhu to camp after deliberately knocking the Great Monk and Daoist flying again.
  • Qin He arrived as supernatural creatures advanced on the camp and planted the Big Black Shovel between them and the travelers.
  • Qin He refused to destroy the supernatural entities, saying the twisted laws and deeper mystery made them worth keeping, and asked Wang Tie Zhu to find a way to break the phenomenon.
  • Wang Tie Zhu suggested black dog blood, a great rooster, or Virgin Boy Urine as crude remedies, but the group had neither of the first two.
  • Wang Tie Zhu claimed to be a virgin boy, while Lamborghini Bull stammered that it probably was not one anymore, prompting Wang Tie Zhu to accuse it of visiting Chunfeng Tower.

Ch. 903The Hoof Clamp

Qin He and his companions discovered that Wang Tie Zhu’s urine could restore people who had turned into grass, though Lamborghini’s attempt to stop him caused an awkward mishap. After one man woke and mistook the urine for holy water, Wang Tie Zhu asked whether he was a virgin.

  • Lamborghini denied escorting prostitutes and argued with Qin He, who told it to help pull the transformed people back.
  • Wang Tie Zhu urinated on a blade of grass, and the grass vanished, revealing a person beneath it.
  • When Wang Tie Zhu struggled to stop, Lamborghini clamped his hoof down on him, prompting an angry protest from Wang Tie Zhu and a scolding from Qin He.
  • The restored man told Qin He that someone had shouted, “We are all grass,” before he lost consciousness.
  • Wang Tie Zhu called the urine holy water, and the man tasted it and said it was a little sweet.
  • Wang Tie Zhu abruptly asked the man whether he was a virgin.

Ch. 904Are You a Virgin?

Wang Tie Zhu used his holy water to free people transformed into grass, but none of them was a virgin, leaving him unable to escape his task. Lamborghini brought him a vat of spirit spring water so he could make more, just as Ma Fei and Old Ape arrived with others.

  • Wang Tie Zhu restored Lu Ren Jia by spraying holy water on a wild blade of grass, then threatened him when he said he was not a virgin.
  • Wang Tie Zhu used the rest of his holy water to restore two more people, but neither was a virgin.
  • Wang Tie Zhu told Qin He he had run out of holy water, and Lamborghini produced a vat of spirit spring water for him to drink.
  • Ma Fei and Old Ape arrived with people they had brought back, but Ma Fei and Old Ape both said they were not virgins.
  • Lamborghini set the water vat before Wang Tie Zhu and urged him to drink.

Ch. 905Gold Is Hard to Find in a Garbage Heap

Wang Tie Zhu used urine to restore people from the Heaven Punishing Bureau, complaining as he worked while Qin He and the others roasted meat. Old Ape suggested one of them might be a virgin, and Wang Tie Zhu discovered the transformed Wei Wu in a tent, where Wei Wu realized Wang Tie Zhu had pissed on him.

  • Wang Tie Zhu took Poria Pills from Lamborghini and used the resulting urge to urinate on more than forty people.
  • Wang Tie Zhu complained to Qin He about the Heaven Punishing Bureau while Lamborghini, Ma Fei, Old Ape, and Qin He ate roasted meat.
  • Old Ape suggested that one person among the transformed victims might be a virgin.
  • Wang Tie Zhu led Ma Fei and Old Ape to a tent and urinated on a green sprout, restoring Wei Wu to human form.
  • Wang Tie Zhu told Wei Wu that his companions needed saving and asked whether he was a virgin, prompting Wei Wu to realize he had been pissed on.

Ch. 906That... Didn't Hit

Wang Tie Zhu escaped Wei Wu after explaining that he had used urine to save him, then returned to Qin He's barbecue stall, where he stirred up Lamborghini's argument with Wu De and Fahai. He tried to claim the cow had hit them, then awkwardly denied it, leaving the confrontation unresolved.

  • Wei Wu attacked Wang Tie Zhu over being peed on, but stopped when Old Ape and Ma Fei explained that Qin He had approved the emergency measure.
  • Wang Tie Zhu took Old Ape and Ma Fei and left Wei Wu to handle the people he had brought.
  • Wang Tie Zhu returned to Qin He's barbecue stall and found Lamborghini arguing with Wu De and Fahai.
  • Wang Tie Zhu told Wu De and Fahai that Lamborghini had accidentally hit them, then pretended he had said it did not hit.

Ch. 907Why Does Your Excellency Insult This Revered Monk?

Qin He negotiated with Wu De and Fahai after Lamborghini crashed into them, while Wang Tie Zhu sought their help with a task involving Wei Wu. Wei Wu arrived at the barbecue stall and agreed to join the effort for two hundred and fifty each.

  • Fahai and Wu De accepted ten meals of grilled meat as compensation for Lamborghini crashing into them.
  • Wang Tie Zhu reported that Wei Wu had gathered a team of over a thousand people, and Lamborghini challenged his account.
  • Wang Tie Zhu asked Wu De and Fahai to help with a task, and Qin He offered them two hundred and fifty each plus two more grilled meals.
  • Wei Wu emerged from the shadows, greeted Wu De and Fahai, and agreed to Wang Tie Zhu's offer.

Ch. 908Everyone Was a Fool

Wang Tie Zhu, Wu De, Fahai, and Wei Wu used Holy Water to raise people, but Wei Wu discovered that even a few drops from a teapot could raise someone. The chapter ended with Wang Tie Zhu stunned by Wei Wu’s discovery.

  • Wang Tie Zhu settled on raising two hundred and fifty people each, counting those he had already raised toward the total.
  • Wang Tie Zhu, Wu De, and Fahai drank their fill and used Holy Water to raise more than ten people.
  • Wang Tie Zhu and Lamborghini mocked Wei Wu for taking so long and suggested his kidneys were weak.
  • Wei Wu returned with a teapot and tested his Holy Water on wild grass, raising a person with only a few drops.
  • Wei Wu repeatedly halved the amount and still raised one person each time, leaving Wang Tie Zhu dumbfounded.

Ch. 909Move Aside, I'll Do It

Wei Wu, Wu De, Fahai, and Wang Tie Zhu used Holy Water to meet their quota, with Wang Tie Zhu nearly dehydrating himself before he finished. When Lamborghini turned into a tiny calf, Wang Tie Zhu sprang up and sprayed him with a final shot of Holy Water.

  • Qin He explained that Wei Wu cultivated the Nine Yang Technique but said it had not stopped him from turning into grass.
  • Wang Tie Zhu used Lamborghini's Poria Pill to produce enough Holy Water to keep going as the Heaven Punishing Bureau members watched and mocked him.
  • Wei Wu finished first with two blasts, followed by Wu De and Fahai, while Wang Tie Zhu continued until midnight.
  • Old Ape and Ma Fei carried the exhausted Wang Tie Zhu back, and Lamborghini suddenly transformed into a tiny calf.
  • Wei Wu offered his remaining Holy Water, but Wang Tie Zhu jumped up and sprayed Lamborghini himself.

Ch. 910Surrounded on All Sides

Wang Tie Zhu, Fahai, Wu De, and Wei Wu surrounded the Little Calf and tried to haul it up by pissing on it. Meanwhile, Qin He fought two Red-haired Creatures and discovered that their red eyes were vulnerable to his Soul Capturing Needles.

  • Wang Tie Zhu insisted on helping the Little Calf despite Ma Fei warning that he was pissing blood.
  • Fahai, Wu De, and Wei Wu joined Wang Tie Zhu in pissing on the Little Calf, while Qian Wuliang watched and complained about the cow.
  • Qin He struck the two Red-haired Creatures with the Big Black Shovel, but its blow only sent them drifting through the air.
  • Qin He fired his Soul Capturing Needles into one creature's red eyes, causing it to scream and writhe.
  • Qin He realized the Red-haired Creatures' red eyes were their vital weak point and attacked them again.

Ch. 911Rule-Bound Rending

Qin He fought two Supernatural Creatures, dodging their space-rending Gaze Strikes while attacking the fallen one with Soul Capturing Needles. He discovered that its crimson eyes could not stay closed for long and destroyed them, causing the creature to be ground into nothingness.

  • Qin He pierced a Supernatural Creature's pupils with nine Soul Capturing Needles, and its companion retaliated with Gaze Strikes that shattered space and pulverized everything nearby.
  • Qin He evaded the companion's attacks while keeping the fallen Supernatural Creature under relentless assault.
  • Qin He realized the fallen creature could not keep its crimson eyes closed for long and used the Soul Capturing Needles to extinguish their final glimmer.
  • Qin He watched the fallen Supernatural Creature get crushed into fragments and nothingness as space ground it apart.

Ch. 912The Source of the Supernatural

Qin He killed the Supernatural Creatures pursuing him and headed toward the city, where the source of the Supernatural was located. As Divine Chariot Pillar glimpsed the mass of Red-haired Supernatural Creatures inside, someone kicked him into a ditch to keep him safe.

  • Qin He killed the two Supernatural Creatures pursuing him and leaped toward the city.
  • Lamborghini argued with Wang Tie Zhu, Wu De, and Fahai after they pulled it up and covered it in Holy Water.
  • Lamborghini shook Holy Water over the camp before fleeing, and Little Sable rushed toward the city.
  • Wang Tie Zhu, Wei Wu, Wu De, Fahai, and Divine Chariot Pillar followed Little Sable toward the city.
  • Divine Chariot Pillar looked through a gap in the city wall and saw a vast crowd of Red-haired Supernatural Creatures and figures in hempen clothes.
  • Someone kicked Divine Chariot Pillar into a ditch as dozens of red eyes turned toward him.

Ch. 913Opening with a Rocket

Qin He and his companions entered the Western Regions and found the city overrun by dangerous Supernatural Creatures. After Qin He destroyed them, the group searched the ruins for their source and spotted a mound that might be a palace or a burial site.

  • Divine Chariot Pillar nearly got hit by an attack, and Wei Wu warned him not to get too absorbed while watching.
  • Qin He used his clones, Soul-Capturing Lamp, and Corpse Suppressing Nails to destroy the red-haired Willow Forests filling the city.
  • Wang Tie Zhu led the group into the city, where Qin He admitted he did not know what the creatures were and ordered everyone to search for their source.
  • Qin He lit the city with Blue Name Li Fire, revealing widespread ruins and a sizable earthen mound near the center.
  • Wang Tie Zhu pointed out the mound, and Qin He saw that it looked more like a burial mound than a palace.

Ch. 914Fire Attack

Qin He’s group found a collapsed palace city overgrown with dangerous Ghost Snake Vine and burned the ruins with Wang Tie Zhu’s Samadhi True Fire. After the fire died, Qin He used the Big Black Shovel to turn over the ashes, revealing a black iron chest emitting black vapor.

  • Wang Tie Zhu pointed out a cave covered by Ghost Snake Vine, and Divine Chariot Pillar warned that the vine was poisonous and harmed souls.
  • Wang Tie Zhu tested the vine with a pebble, which it rapidly crushed into powder.
  • Wang Tie Zhu used Samadhi True Fire to burn the Ghost Snake Vine, cave, forest, and palace-city ruins.
  • Wu De, Wei Wu, and Fahai found no movement in the ashes and noted that the cave had collapsed.
  • Qin He summoned the Big Black Shovel and overturned the ash mound, uncovering a black iron chest emitting black vapor.

Ch. 915Keep Burning

After the supernatural haze over Lingyu Kingdom vanished, Qin He had Wang Tie Zhu melt a rusted iron box in the Purple Gold Gourd. The box revealed a black, crystalline sphere that opened into a sinister eye and trapped Qin He in a beam of red light.

  • The group saw that the supernatural haze had disappeared, and Wei Wu lamented how it had harmed the people of Lingyu Kingdom.
  • Wang Tie Zhu warned that opening the rusted box might be dangerous, so Qin He ordered him to keep burning it in the Purple Gold Gourd.
  • Wang Tie Zhu used the Samadhi True Fire while Ma Fei and Old Ape fanned the flames, melting the box and its chains.
  • The group saw a black, crystalline sphere inside the box, and the Daoist said it looked like an eyeball.
  • The sphere opened a vertical pupil and fired a red beam that enveloped Qin He, prompting the Daoist to identify it as the legendary Demonic Eyes.

Ch. 916Piercing, Assimilation

Qin He dodged the Demonic Eyes’ red gaze, but it pierced his clones and began assimilating them. As the Spirit Crossing Sutra slowed the transformation, Qin He trapped the Purple Gold Furnace inside the Big Black Shovel, blocking the gaze.

  • Qin He escaped the Demonic Eyes’ gaze and left over a hundred clones in its path.
  • The red gaze pierced the clones and struck the Big Black Shovel, while the others fled for cover.
  • The clones began growing red fur and eyes as the paranormal entity assimilated them and Qin He’s connection to them weakened.
  • Qin He’s clones chanted the Spirit Crossing Sutra, halting the red fur’s growth and dispersing the Evil Spirit’s aura.
  • The Demonic Eyes focused their attack on Qin He, who transformed the Big Black Shovel into a spherical cauldron and enclosed the Purple Gold Furnace.

Ch. 917Demonic Eyes Gaze Down

Qin He trapped the Demonic Eyes in the Chaos Shovel and learned that it was one of a pair of supernatural horrors capable of destroying the world if both appeared. He put it in the Purple Gold Furnace to burn for forty-nine days, while the others remained uncertain about why it had been sealed in Lingyu Kingdom.

  • Qin He trapped the Demonic Eyes, freeing his clones from its assimilation and restoring their connection to him.
  • Ma Fei, Wang Tie Zhu, Wei Wu, and the others returned and asked what the Demonic Eyes were.
  • Wu De recalled an ancient text describing a pair of Demonic Eyes and a world filled with corpses and mutated monsters.
  • Divine Chariot Pillar explained that the yin eye was blood-red, the yang eye was glaring white, and together they could destroy the world.
  • Fahai suggested burning the Demonic Eyes, and Qin He ordered the Purple Gold Furnace to burn it for forty-nine days.

Ch. 918Savior

After the uncanny ended, the valley filled with wildlife again and the group rested at camp. Wei Wu considered the wild people’s loss of language and customs, then went into the woods and returned with a native boy, claiming he had no reason to refuse easy merit.

  • Old Ape noticed that birds and insects had returned, and Wu De chased after his chicken.
  • The group returned to camp, where Qin He planned to stay for a few days and burn the Demonic Eyes.
  • Wild people began watching the camp as wildlife returned to the valley.
  • Wei Wu asked Divine Chariot Pillar and Qian Wuliang how long the people might need to recover their language and customs.
  • Qian Wuliang estimated that it would take at least three generations, while Divine Chariot Pillar warned that interfering could bring karma.
  • Wei Wu denied wanting to be a savior, then went into the woods and returned carrying a native boy.

Ch. 919Merit Map

Qin He ordered Demonic Eyes to remain in the furnace for eighty-one days after it began ringing again, then examined the Merit Map in his Ni Palace. He spotted a newly illuminated source of merit in the Western Regions' borderlands.

  • Wei Wu carried the frightened little boy into his tent and stayed there until nightfall.
  • After the furnace fell silent for a day, Ma Fei asked whether Demonic Eyes had been cremated, but Qin He said it might still be alive.
  • The furnace rang again, and Qin He ordered Ma Fei to keep Demonic Eyes inside for eighty-one days without opening it early.
  • Qin He examined the Merit Map formed in his Ni Palace and saw that his merit sources included the Eastern Lands World.
  • Qin He noticed a new point of light at the borderlands of the Western Regions, where someone had just created a source of merit.

Ch. 920Wei Xiaohei

Qin He granted Wei Xiaohei the ability to speak and sent him knowledge of wheat cultivation and sow care. Wei Wu urged him to build a temple and spread worship of the Great Immortal Green Ox, while awkwardly denying any knowledge of raising sows.

  • Qin He found Wei Xiaohei's wish to be able to speak and sent him a language gift package.
  • Qin He also bestowed wheat cultivation technology and postpartum care for sows to help the people develop farming and animal husbandry.
  • Wei Xiaohei discovered he could speak again and thanked Wei Wu.
  • Wei Wu told Wei Xiaohei to build a simple temple and encourage the local people to worship the Great Immortal Green Ox.
  • Wei Xiaohei mentioned the two teachings he had received, and Wei Wu claimed he had only heard of sow care and would not do such mundane work.
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