The Proud Cyborg

"Hey, baldy, have you gotten into some kind of trouble lately? Why do I keep feeling like the place we live is under surveillance?"

Sun Lin sprawled inelegantly on the sofa, shoveling potato chips into her mouth with one hand as she chewed like a little hamster and grumbled at the extra bald man in the room.

"How would I know?! Yesterday, I ordered some fries, and someone stole the longest one! It was absolutely unforgivable!!"

Saitama had been heartbroken lately as well. He had finally saved up a little money from his part-time job and gone to the shop next door to order some fries. But while he was in the bathroom, someone had stolen one—and it had been the longest one, his favorite.

"Huh? That really is pitiful."

Sun Lin's face was full of gloating, without the slightest hint of sympathy.

"Hah? Don't you have any sympathy? Give me a bag of chips, and I won't hold it against you."

"Are you looking to die? Careful, or I'll smash that bald head of yours."

The commotion beside him made Xu Yue, who was wearing an apron and tasting the food with a tasting saucer, roll his eyes.

It was terrifying that the thought processes of those two idiots could actually connect.

As for the person constantly watching the place from outside, it was naturally that peeping tom, Genos.

After the battle at the House of Evolution, having witnessed Saitama's strength, he had become utterly determined to take him as his master.

After being rejected on the spot, he had begun stalking him.

He watched Saitama every day, never overlooking even his eating, drinking, or bathroom habits. He even rummaged through the trash daily.

Even Xu Yue found that kind of dead-serious perverted behavior somewhat strange.

But today was